Yay I'm popular if some one tolled me they liked this flick so much I would have got round my parents quicker! Sorry for making you wait again

Disclaimer: I know I don't usually do these but I found one bitch used one of MY characters!!! All of the characters from Artemis fowl and gundam wing (thought I'll have a little fun with the Gundam wing -boys who arnt mine, sob() but wolf, chaos, and BOB THE CHEESE GUY AND ROB THE COFFEE GUY ARE MINE YOU HEAR!!!!

GOD THIS PERSON THOUGHT SHE/HE COULD JUST TAKE THEIR NAMES AND SWICH IT A BIT CALLING HER/HIS GUY BOB THE COFFEE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sorry for the rant I'l get on with it now

And to people who might think they could steel any other of my characters will be stomped on with my gundam!! (wolf laughing manacly as she stomps about in the mobile suit she some how got) Muhahahahahahaha!!

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Artemis: (just been kicked by butler) IF WE GET OUT OF HEAR YOUR BOUNCE IS NON-EXISTENT!!!!

Butler: it was a dare I had too.

Artemis: in what rule book is that in!

Chaos: (pulls large book of rules from his cloak and looks through it) errrr... aha! right hear page 23453224 section 45 if you do not do the dare or answer the truth questions the two maniacs in black robs are allowed to beet you senseless with rubber chicks!

Root: that's not fair what about when you two are dared!

Wolf: we'll beat our selves or each other, happy?

Holly: whose turn is it?

Chaos: (looks in book) Artemis's.

Artemis: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Know you shall pay for the torture you put me through! I know Wol... (arty is cut of by a large metal foot landing scant inches in front of him.) Ahhhhhh

Foally: (looking dsazeled by the gundam that almost squashed arty) Humans made that?!

Wolf: its amazing what a few funny looking scientist can do.

(A/N: sorry to people who don't know what gundam wing is it's a Japanese anima series that me and my friends are obsessed with hopefully you'll pick it up.)

Artemis: (slightly annoyed at almost being a pancake) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!!!????

Chaos: if you read the script you would know, it's a gundan, Wing Zero if I'm not mistaken. (suddenly a hatch opened in the chest and a 15 year old boy jumped out of it even though the drop was about 30 feet)

Heero: (wearing his usual green tank top, black spandex shorts his deep Persian blue eyes blazing) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? (some how pulls a hand gun from his spandex and points it as Artemis as he was closest) YOU'VE SEEN MY GUNDAM YOU MUST DIE!!!

Butler: NOOOOOOO (tries to tackle the stranger but gets easily thrown by him? What the? How the hell did you do that?

Heero: I am genetically modified, I am heero yui the PERFECT SOLDER!!!!

annoying high pitched voice: HHHHEEEEEEEEERRRO!.... OH HEERO MY DARLING WERE ARE YOUUUUU!!

Heero: (he paled and dropped his gun in pure terror) OHHH NOOOOOO!, not her please not her! (looks wildly around and looks at wolf) hide me please

Annoying high pitched voice: WERE ARE YOU SNOKKUMS YOU DON'T MEAN IT WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL KILL ME THAT MEANS YOU LIKE ME AND WE WILL GET MARRED AND HAVE 2345263578434 BAYBES. (heero turned green)

Heero: oh god she getting closer! Hide me now!

Wolf: (looking a bit apprehensive) ok errr you better close your eyes (suddenly there was a big flash and every one was blinded)

(the moment everyone's vision cleared a 15 year old girl wearing nothing but pink with long blond hair)

Relena: HEERO MY LOVE I'VE..... (looks around she was shore she had located him on her 'stalker 4000') heero?(heero's no were to be seen all she sees is a very odd assortment of people she walks up to the nearest one who was holding something under her cloak) err excuse me

Wolf: (tyring not to puke at the site of so much pink it wasn't natural!) yes?

Relena: have you seen my hubby heero I know he's hear some were Chaos: nope no heroes hear this is a villains convention! (pretends to coff) coff*bitch*coff

Relaen: (not noticing the insult) oh? (cups her hands around her mouth) HEEEEEEEROOO OH HEEEEERO COME HERE MY DARLING MY LOVEY KIN'S HHEEEE....

Holly: (neutron 2000 in hand) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! ( madly shoots at rleana)

Rlaena: AHHHHHHHHH Heero help me a manic midget is shooting at me (runs away into the forest)

Root: thank froud! I was running out of magic

Arty: why were you using it in the first place.

Root: her voice kept breaking my ear drums.

Foally: Hay what did you do with spandex boy?

Wolf: (looking a bit sheepish) errrr... well There's one problem with that. For some unknown reason my magic doesn't woke well on Japanese anima caricatures. (takes out what she was hiding in her cloak)

All: GASP!!!!

(heero, now only 30cm tall, had been turned into a chibi and was adorably cut!)

Heero: (voice slightly higher than normal glares at them) what are you looking at?

Holly: awwwwww he's so cut!!! (reaches out to pet heero) OW!!!! (Heero shot her in the hand with his mini little gun blue sparks start healing the tiny bullet wound)

Heero: (looks at himself) what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hay where's my gundam?

Chaos: (voice coming from the speaks in the wing gundam as it fly's around maniacally in the sky) whoopee! This is fun!!! U-o (crashes into a aeroplane, the gundam's fine the plans a fiery wreck) oh well weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wolf: CHAOS YOU TWAT STOP JOY RIDING AND LET ME HAVE A GO!!!!

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for thoughts who don't know what chibi means its when anima characters are drawn as these little cut children I cant help it even if I am a tom boy but the ARE cut!

So what do you think I'll bring the other caricatures into it Oh and Relena is a girl who follows heero around even though he threatens her at gun point yes I know in the series she ends up being queen of the world but I still think heero should have killed her.

SHE WILL DIE in this don't worry she's just one major marry-sue.

Chaos: Chibi's are so cut, I am not gay!!!! Really I am not. ( I have a sword la lalaallalalalalala wooho de de de dooooo! Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Bye, the men with tazers and bloody white coats are chasing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!