Chapter 4: Breakout from Hell
Rikku, Wakka, and Paine go for a stroll to the Purgatory Cafeteria
Rikku: sigh- I'll have the macaroni and cheese
Wakka: I'll have the enchiladas, ya?
People eating: NO!
Wakka: Aww! Why not, ya?
People eating: That astro NOT looking guy bought some and killed most of us!
Paine: You're already dead!
People eating: EXACTLY!
Rikku: Aieeeeeee!
Auron: WHAT!??
Auron, Seymour, Mika, Kinoc, Fred Flintstone (MUAHAHAHA!), Dr. Evil, My Mommy, and the Devil emerge from the gates of hell!
All: Aiee!
Meanwhile...
Tidus: Yuna doll! One more match!
Tidus, Yuna, and Lulu set Purgatory residences to fire!
Yuna: This is fun!
Rap BGM plays
Yuna: TIDUS!!! (whispering) I smell pot!
They find pot stashed in a residence and smoke it!
Lulu: Ah, the life!
In the cafeteria...
Rikku: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish they would go back to Hell!
Director: Cut! Tara, you are NOT on the Fairly Oddparents Set! You are rehearsing for the Seven Lost Souls Set!
Rikku: Sorry... All this acting makes me wanna gag! I've got too many roles to play these days!
Director: Sorry Tara... it's just... Gwennie, can you get me a danish?
Paine: Yes, sir!
Director: Let's get back to the %#^@( residence!
At the residence, TYL are... well... stoned
At the cafeteria...
Paine: Here's your danish, cap!
Director: And ACTION!
Rikku: Doggy, doggy!
Director: Grr...
Rikku: Let's go Powerpuffs!
Director: God dang it, Tara! You are playing your Rikku role! Not Timmy Turner! Not Bubbles! Not Dil Pickles! R-I-K-K-U!
Rikku: Ok, Mr. Sir!
Director: ACT-I-ONE!!!
Rikku: Grenade!
TV: Now back to Young and the Restless on CBS!
Rikku: Young... and... the Restless... Young and the Restless! YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS!!! YOU MADE MY MISS HALF OF YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS! GOD DANG IT! WHAT DOES A FORMER CHANDEROFF HAVE TO DO AROUND THIS JOINT! GOD! WHAT? HUMP FREDDY THE CAMERA GUY?
Freddy: God dang it, Tara! They weren't supposed to know my name!
Director: Ok, now James, Hedy, Tara, Gwennie, Paula, John- front and center! Will you act normal! You six are the main characters! Ok, time out! Now I have to right another stupid chapter! Goddammit!
A/N: Yikes! Oh well... next chapter is Flushed!
Rikku, Wakka, and Paine go for a stroll to the Purgatory Cafeteria
Rikku: sigh- I'll have the macaroni and cheese
Wakka: I'll have the enchiladas, ya?
People eating: NO!
Wakka: Aww! Why not, ya?
People eating: That astro NOT looking guy bought some and killed most of us!
Paine: You're already dead!
People eating: EXACTLY!
Rikku: Aieeeeeee!
Auron: WHAT!??
Auron, Seymour, Mika, Kinoc, Fred Flintstone (MUAHAHAHA!), Dr. Evil, My Mommy, and the Devil emerge from the gates of hell!
All: Aiee!
Meanwhile...
Tidus: Yuna doll! One more match!
Tidus, Yuna, and Lulu set Purgatory residences to fire!
Yuna: This is fun!
Rap BGM plays
Yuna: TIDUS!!! (whispering) I smell pot!
They find pot stashed in a residence and smoke it!
Lulu: Ah, the life!
In the cafeteria...
Rikku: Cosmo, Wanda, I wish they would go back to Hell!
Director: Cut! Tara, you are NOT on the Fairly Oddparents Set! You are rehearsing for the Seven Lost Souls Set!
Rikku: Sorry... All this acting makes me wanna gag! I've got too many roles to play these days!
Director: Sorry Tara... it's just... Gwennie, can you get me a danish?
Paine: Yes, sir!
Director: Let's get back to the %#^@( residence!
At the residence, TYL are... well... stoned
At the cafeteria...
Paine: Here's your danish, cap!
Director: And ACTION!
Rikku: Doggy, doggy!
Director: Grr...
Rikku: Let's go Powerpuffs!
Director: God dang it, Tara! You are playing your Rikku role! Not Timmy Turner! Not Bubbles! Not Dil Pickles! R-I-K-K-U!
Rikku: Ok, Mr. Sir!
Director: ACT-I-ONE!!!
Rikku: Grenade!
TV: Now back to Young and the Restless on CBS!
Rikku: Young... and... the Restless... Young and the Restless! YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS!!! YOU MADE MY MISS HALF OF YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS! GOD DANG IT! WHAT DOES A FORMER CHANDEROFF HAVE TO DO AROUND THIS JOINT! GOD! WHAT? HUMP FREDDY THE CAMERA GUY?
Freddy: God dang it, Tara! They weren't supposed to know my name!
Director: Ok, now James, Hedy, Tara, Gwennie, Paula, John- front and center! Will you act normal! You six are the main characters! Ok, time out! Now I have to right another stupid chapter! Goddammit!
A/N: Yikes! Oh well... next chapter is Flushed!