Chapter 5: Flushed...

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Lulu went to the bathroom, still stoned.

Lulu: I need a bath!

She turned on the shower, which did not work! Then, she tried the sink, which was also not working. So, she used the toilet!

Lulu: Ahh!!! That feels nice...

Then, Yuna came in, also stoned. She didn't see Yuna and used the bathroom!

Lulu: Bleeurgh!

Yuna: Diarrhea...

Lula: Hack! Hack!

Plop!

Yuna: Ewww... I got the runs! I hate enchiladas!

Yuna squinted her eyes...

On Spira...

KA-BOOM!

Many Spirans saw an explosion in the sky, from Purgatory

Back in the ladies' room

Yuna: Ugh... that was a deadly one!

She got up and flushed Lulu!!!

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Tidus and Wakka were watching another round of Judgment Days. A pack of hookers came in.

Tidus: Oh S($!

Wakka drooled.

Acheus: I sentence you 42 hookers to Hell!

Wakka: Dammit! Just when it really got good, ya?

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Seymour found Lulu in the sewers.

Lulu: Yes! I'm ready to go to Hell!!!

Seymour: You have not been judged, yet!

Lulu: Boy, life has- um... death has really turned around since i died!

Seymour: So, it has, Lulu!

Lulu: Yes, but still, I'm a little Gothic Mistress, first at everything!

Lulu screamed.

Lulu: First Gothic Mistress to go to heaven!

Achius appeared.

Achius: Very good, Lulu! Now, say goodbyes!

Lulu: NO!!! Bye, Tidus! Bye, Sey! Bye, Wakka! Bye, Paine! Bye, Rikku!

Achius: What about, Yuna?

Lulu: $%# Yuna! She took a dump on me last night!

Then, they disappeared.

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A/N: Sorry 'bout that short chapter! But, I'm using WordPad, not Word so I can't check my word count! Well, Five left! Next Time, Sex With Her Titty! Bye!