Title: Heero is NOT Mashed Potatoes!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I think you know that by now, thanky very much!
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Now, faithful readers, I shall tell you why Heero is not mashed potatoes!
Obviously, they look VERY dissimilar. Heero is not pale and mushy with little clumps of potato sticking out at random that show up to gross you out. At least... I don't think... so...
Mashed potatoes do not have brown spiky hair that is not humanly possible to recreate. Speaking of which... does Heero even ever wash his hair? I mean, it always looks the same, and it would be hard to make his hair look the same all the time...
Mashed potatoes taste good with butter and gravy. (Leave the people who like their food extra fatty and heart blocking alone...) I don't know what Heero would taste like if someone poured melted butter and gravy on him and attempted to lick it off. I wouldn't try it though. It would probably end with you being shot or horribly maimed...
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but my mashed potatoes have never whipped out a gun from God-knows-where and shouted omae o korusu at me. Have yours??? Heero probably would if somebody tried to mash him, or if he just had to meet me... but mashed potatoes are definitely a different story, they have a bit more self control with firearms.
Heero has a strange problem with sharing his emotions. Mashed potatoes do not. If they are feeling edible then they look creamy and yummy. If they are feeling inedible then they look lumpy with bits of peel sticking out randomly, which in my opinion is very gross. If Heero was that simple I think that everybody would like him!
Again, correct me if I am somewhat mistaken, but mashed potatoes do not wear spandex shorts. I for one would be somewhat terrified if I saw potatoes wearing spandex shorts running around and randomly shooting people. Heero seems to enjoy wearing spandex which is somewhat creepy, because guys should not like such tight clothing.
Well, those are all of the reasons that I could think of as to why Heero is not mashed potatoes. I am sure there are more, but I think I have made my pointless point quite well with the all the pointless things I have given to you!
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Hm...what shall I say... !REVIEW! Because you love me!
Tune in next time for Quatre is NOT and Icky Little Spider!
Ja Ne
~Em
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I think you know that by now, thanky very much!
~*~*~*~*~
Now, faithful readers, I shall tell you why Heero is not mashed potatoes!
Obviously, they look VERY dissimilar. Heero is not pale and mushy with little clumps of potato sticking out at random that show up to gross you out. At least... I don't think... so...
Mashed potatoes do not have brown spiky hair that is not humanly possible to recreate. Speaking of which... does Heero even ever wash his hair? I mean, it always looks the same, and it would be hard to make his hair look the same all the time...
Mashed potatoes taste good with butter and gravy. (Leave the people who like their food extra fatty and heart blocking alone...) I don't know what Heero would taste like if someone poured melted butter and gravy on him and attempted to lick it off. I wouldn't try it though. It would probably end with you being shot or horribly maimed...
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but my mashed potatoes have never whipped out a gun from God-knows-where and shouted omae o korusu at me. Have yours??? Heero probably would if somebody tried to mash him, or if he just had to meet me... but mashed potatoes are definitely a different story, they have a bit more self control with firearms.
Heero has a strange problem with sharing his emotions. Mashed potatoes do not. If they are feeling edible then they look creamy and yummy. If they are feeling inedible then they look lumpy with bits of peel sticking out randomly, which in my opinion is very gross. If Heero was that simple I think that everybody would like him!
Again, correct me if I am somewhat mistaken, but mashed potatoes do not wear spandex shorts. I for one would be somewhat terrified if I saw potatoes wearing spandex shorts running around and randomly shooting people. Heero seems to enjoy wearing spandex which is somewhat creepy, because guys should not like such tight clothing.
Well, those are all of the reasons that I could think of as to why Heero is not mashed potatoes. I am sure there are more, but I think I have made my pointless point quite well with the all the pointless things I have given to you!
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Hm...what shall I say... !REVIEW! Because you love me!
Tune in next time for Quatre is NOT and Icky Little Spider!
Ja Ne
~Em