Chapter 6: Sex With Her Titty
A/N: Ok, last 'mostly funny chapter' for the rest of the story! :( Humor fitting in along the line!) Heavens, Hells, and Survivor revealed! Villain introduced!
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Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Wakka, and Paine throw a banging party because Lulu was gone!
Tidus: No more mean, bossy lady!
Yuna: No more toilet-bathers!
Wakka: No more wife!
Rikku: No more Wakka's wife
Paine: No more person I replaced in Final Fantasy X-2!
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A young girl was pilotting an airship, blowing Luca, Besaid, Kilika- hell, all of Spira into ruins
Girl: With Purgatory filling with souls, then Father will get what he wants- more servants!!!
The girl looked into her cauldron, showing Satan himself
Girl: Father, I have decimated Spira! Well, most of it!
Satan: Abigail, do not fail me! Destroy Bevelle! MUA HA HA!
Abigail: I shan't fail thee, Father!
Satan: Hey, B&$!, talk modernly!
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Tidus and Rikku went to Rikku's bedroom
Rikku: Welcome to my humble abode!
Tidus took a drag of his pot.
Rikku opened her shirt. To the left was a big titty, and to the right was a miniature Rikku slut.
Mini-Rikku: F$ ME!!!
Tidus began to !$ the mini-Rikku. Mini-Rikku moaned. Rikku screamed.
Wakka, Yuna, and Paine walked in to see Tidus screwing Rikku's big right booby!
Tidus saw it was a tit. Tidus screamed.
Tidus: It was a slutty midget Rikku! I swear!
All: Sure!!! (sarcastically)
Achius came in and screamed.
Achius: Good news! I remember now! The following go to Heaven: Yuna, Paine, and Tidus! Hell: Wakka! Rikku was never supposed to be with you because she had a sphere mission and Yuna and Paine quit, so she had a mission and wanted to see her cousin get hitched, so Brother and Buddy and Shinra and Barkeep let her go, but she wasn't supposed to go! -pant pant- Time for your goodbyes!
All: Bye!
Yuna: I love you, Tidus!
Tidus: I love you, Yuna and Rikku!
The alarm sounded
Achius: Purgatory is overflowing with souls!
Abigail: HAHAHAHA!!!
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A/N: Now, for the good part! Next time, Purgatory, Overflowed! Also, after Chapter 10, we will have a chapter dedicated to answering all of your questions! Please, e-mail me now at bahamutskyffyahoo.com
A/N: Ok, last 'mostly funny chapter' for the rest of the story! :( Humor fitting in along the line!) Heavens, Hells, and Survivor revealed! Villain introduced!
--
Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Wakka, and Paine throw a banging party because Lulu was gone!
Tidus: No more mean, bossy lady!
Yuna: No more toilet-bathers!
Wakka: No more wife!
Rikku: No more Wakka's wife
Paine: No more person I replaced in Final Fantasy X-2!
--
A young girl was pilotting an airship, blowing Luca, Besaid, Kilika- hell, all of Spira into ruins
Girl: With Purgatory filling with souls, then Father will get what he wants- more servants!!!
The girl looked into her cauldron, showing Satan himself
Girl: Father, I have decimated Spira! Well, most of it!
Satan: Abigail, do not fail me! Destroy Bevelle! MUA HA HA!
Abigail: I shan't fail thee, Father!
Satan: Hey, B&$!, talk modernly!
--
Tidus and Rikku went to Rikku's bedroom
Rikku: Welcome to my humble abode!
Tidus took a drag of his pot.
Rikku opened her shirt. To the left was a big titty, and to the right was a miniature Rikku slut.
Mini-Rikku: F$ ME!!!
Tidus began to !$ the mini-Rikku. Mini-Rikku moaned. Rikku screamed.
Wakka, Yuna, and Paine walked in to see Tidus screwing Rikku's big right booby!
Tidus saw it was a tit. Tidus screamed.
Tidus: It was a slutty midget Rikku! I swear!
All: Sure!!! (sarcastically)
Achius came in and screamed.
Achius: Good news! I remember now! The following go to Heaven: Yuna, Paine, and Tidus! Hell: Wakka! Rikku was never supposed to be with you because she had a sphere mission and Yuna and Paine quit, so she had a mission and wanted to see her cousin get hitched, so Brother and Buddy and Shinra and Barkeep let her go, but she wasn't supposed to go! -pant pant- Time for your goodbyes!
All: Bye!
Yuna: I love you, Tidus!
Tidus: I love you, Yuna and Rikku!
The alarm sounded
Achius: Purgatory is overflowing with souls!
Abigail: HAHAHAHA!!!
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A/N: Now, for the good part! Next time, Purgatory, Overflowed! Also, after Chapter 10, we will have a chapter dedicated to answering all of your questions! Please, e-mail me now at bahamutskyffyahoo.com