Title: Quatre is NOT an Icky Little Spider!
Disclaimer: Do I own Gundam Wing?
Is Heero mashed potatoes?
There's your answer. (If you said yes you need to read chapter 2 or seek professional mental help. ^^)
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Well friends, now you will learn why Quatre is not an icky little spider. He is not a large on either, but that is aside from my point. I'm not saying you ever thought he was, but still, I need to remind you at this point that I have no life, French class is boring as watching grass grow and watching paint dry and slowly chipping off of the wall... so therefore it is ok that I write stupid pointless things that drive others crazy!
Quatre does not look like a spider. He does not have eight legs that I am aware of, not does he only have two body parts (thorax and abdomen...). He has a head, a body, two arms and two legs like any other normal human being. (We will not go into specifics today, I am not a human anatomy teacher, nor do I plan to become one.)
There are about 5000 different species of spiders. (do not be angry with me for my poor research skills, I am supposed to be doing some stupid Charlie Chaplin speech thingy for English... forget that... Anywho...) There is only one species of Quatre. I haven't seen 5000 different variations of Quatre floating around. I haven't seen any other Quatre's at all truthfully.
Spiders are far to small to pilot gundams. Quatre might be short, but he can still pilot a gundam quite well. I wouldn't want to see frying pans, mashed potatoes, spiders, or any other strange things attempting to pilot gundams. It wouldn't work and we would all be rather out of luck.
Quatre can not spin a web. First of all, I have no clue where the silk would come from, and I don't really want to know... and secondly it is not humanly possible to do such a thing. It would be rather scary to see Quatre on the ceiling of his room in the corner trying to spin a large web... I know I would be frightened.
Another thing, Quatre doesn't eat flies, or any other bugs/insects that I know of. Maybe he did when he was a small child, but most little boys do, that's nothing out of the ordinary. And he certainly does not catch them in a web, poison them, wrap them up in their own little cocoon-like structure and then slurp up their insides. Spiders do, and that is just plain gross.
If I am mistaken, please tell me, but most people do not like spiders very much, but seem to like Quatre quite a bit. If you do and don't in respective order, then you are a strange person. Quatre is cool, spiders are not. Tarantulas are another matter, but they don't count, they are of the larger variety of arachnids, which I don't mind as much because they aren't small and ooky and hard to see until they're really close to you and are ready to bite you, or land in your hair, or crawl up your nose...(*convulsively shudders* Yuck...)
Those are my legitimate reasons why Quatre is not a spider. If you wish to contradict me you will have to write your own reasons why he is one. Or if you plan to review, you may tell me then! ^^
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Well, you heard me. !!!!REVIEW!!!! Please. And you can contradict me all you want. If you're really bored think of a creative flame that I can roast my school books with! Thanky!
~Em
Disclaimer: Do I own Gundam Wing?
Is Heero mashed potatoes?
There's your answer. (If you said yes you need to read chapter 2 or seek professional mental help. ^^)
~*~*~*~*~
Well friends, now you will learn why Quatre is not an icky little spider. He is not a large on either, but that is aside from my point. I'm not saying you ever thought he was, but still, I need to remind you at this point that I have no life, French class is boring as watching grass grow and watching paint dry and slowly chipping off of the wall... so therefore it is ok that I write stupid pointless things that drive others crazy!
Quatre does not look like a spider. He does not have eight legs that I am aware of, not does he only have two body parts (thorax and abdomen...). He has a head, a body, two arms and two legs like any other normal human being. (We will not go into specifics today, I am not a human anatomy teacher, nor do I plan to become one.)
There are about 5000 different species of spiders. (do not be angry with me for my poor research skills, I am supposed to be doing some stupid Charlie Chaplin speech thingy for English... forget that... Anywho...) There is only one species of Quatre. I haven't seen 5000 different variations of Quatre floating around. I haven't seen any other Quatre's at all truthfully.
Spiders are far to small to pilot gundams. Quatre might be short, but he can still pilot a gundam quite well. I wouldn't want to see frying pans, mashed potatoes, spiders, or any other strange things attempting to pilot gundams. It wouldn't work and we would all be rather out of luck.
Quatre can not spin a web. First of all, I have no clue where the silk would come from, and I don't really want to know... and secondly it is not humanly possible to do such a thing. It would be rather scary to see Quatre on the ceiling of his room in the corner trying to spin a large web... I know I would be frightened.
Another thing, Quatre doesn't eat flies, or any other bugs/insects that I know of. Maybe he did when he was a small child, but most little boys do, that's nothing out of the ordinary. And he certainly does not catch them in a web, poison them, wrap them up in their own little cocoon-like structure and then slurp up their insides. Spiders do, and that is just plain gross.
If I am mistaken, please tell me, but most people do not like spiders very much, but seem to like Quatre quite a bit. If you do and don't in respective order, then you are a strange person. Quatre is cool, spiders are not. Tarantulas are another matter, but they don't count, they are of the larger variety of arachnids, which I don't mind as much because they aren't small and ooky and hard to see until they're really close to you and are ready to bite you, or land in your hair, or crawl up your nose...(*convulsively shudders* Yuck...)
Those are my legitimate reasons why Quatre is not a spider. If you wish to contradict me you will have to write your own reasons why he is one. Or if you plan to review, you may tell me then! ^^
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Well, you heard me. !!!!REVIEW!!!! Please. And you can contradict me all you want. If you're really bored think of a creative flame that I can roast my school books with! Thanky!
~Em