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Title: Trowa is NOT Yogurt!
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HEY! Tis me again! Now I shall have to tell you of the non-yogurt-ee qualities of Trowa Barton. Maybe he's yogurt, maybe he isn't. You'll have to decide for yourself!
First of all, yogurt doesn't have a unibang. If I saw yogurt with a unibang I would be scared. If you drew a unibang on your yogurt container, it might resemble Trowa, but it could never truly be him.
Next, I haven't seen yogurt flip through the air doing all sorts of cool acrobatics. It would be cool, but I believe I would be scared out of my mind... and I wouldn't have any yogurt left because it would all fall out of the container if the lid was off.
Speaking of which, Trowa doesn't have a lid. And he is not that weird yogurt-ee shape... cylindrical and conical at the same time (Damn... that geometry unit in math IS coming in handy... T-T I hate school.) Anywho... only yogurt looks the way it does; Trowa looks like a guy... with muscles... And the lid thing, yogurt has either a plastic (the big containers) or a material resembling tin foil (for the little small size ones), Trowa does not.
Trowa does not come in a tube. He might come in a gundam if you pissed him off enough... or a mobile suit... or you know... stuff... yogurt does come in a tube. It's strange. My baby sister seems to like it though... *shrugs* hm.
Trowa doesn't come in tons of different yummy flavors. (Mmm... black cherry... *drools*) I don't truly know what flavor Trowa is, but that's not important, he's not cherry or raspberry or peachy or anything else considered yummy.
If we ate Trowa it would be considered canniballism. When we eat yogurt, however, it is brushed off as ok... if that's not strange I don't know what is. THE FRUITS USED IN YOGURT HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! DO YOU THINK THEY DON'T CARE THAT THEY ARE BEING EATEN???? *clears throat* Anyhow.
I hope these reasons are enough to convince you that Trowa is not yogurt! If you still are not convinced... if you weren't in the beginning at least... then I'm just going to have to recommend you to my therapist. She's working wonders with me!
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I'm sorry that took so long to get up, my internet has been a HUGE pain in the neck lately and I've been suffering from the evils of writers block. That has to be the saddest thing ever! Anywho, hope you liked it, and I hope you're enjoying your summer!
Tune in next time for Wufei is NOT a Gummi Bear!
Ja,
Em
Title: Trowa is NOT Yogurt!
~*~*~*~*~
HEY! Tis me again! Now I shall have to tell you of the non-yogurt-ee qualities of Trowa Barton. Maybe he's yogurt, maybe he isn't. You'll have to decide for yourself!
First of all, yogurt doesn't have a unibang. If I saw yogurt with a unibang I would be scared. If you drew a unibang on your yogurt container, it might resemble Trowa, but it could never truly be him.
Next, I haven't seen yogurt flip through the air doing all sorts of cool acrobatics. It would be cool, but I believe I would be scared out of my mind... and I wouldn't have any yogurt left because it would all fall out of the container if the lid was off.
Speaking of which, Trowa doesn't have a lid. And he is not that weird yogurt-ee shape... cylindrical and conical at the same time (Damn... that geometry unit in math IS coming in handy... T-T I hate school.) Anywho... only yogurt looks the way it does; Trowa looks like a guy... with muscles... And the lid thing, yogurt has either a plastic (the big containers) or a material resembling tin foil (for the little small size ones), Trowa does not.
Trowa does not come in a tube. He might come in a gundam if you pissed him off enough... or a mobile suit... or you know... stuff... yogurt does come in a tube. It's strange. My baby sister seems to like it though... *shrugs* hm.
Trowa doesn't come in tons of different yummy flavors. (Mmm... black cherry... *drools*) I don't truly know what flavor Trowa is, but that's not important, he's not cherry or raspberry or peachy or anything else considered yummy.
If we ate Trowa it would be considered canniballism. When we eat yogurt, however, it is brushed off as ok... if that's not strange I don't know what is. THE FRUITS USED IN YOGURT HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! DO YOU THINK THEY DON'T CARE THAT THEY ARE BEING EATEN???? *clears throat* Anyhow.
I hope these reasons are enough to convince you that Trowa is not yogurt! If you still are not convinced... if you weren't in the beginning at least... then I'm just going to have to recommend you to my therapist. She's working wonders with me!
~*~*~*~*~
I'm sorry that took so long to get up, my internet has been a HUGE pain in the neck lately and I've been suffering from the evils of writers block. That has to be the saddest thing ever! Anywho, hope you liked it, and I hope you're enjoying your summer!
Tune in next time for Wufei is NOT a Gummi Bear!
Ja,
Em