Title: Wufei is NOT a Gummi Bear!
Disclaimer: As much as I'd like it, Em Does NOT Own GW!
Now that we've got that out of the way...
I frown upon the lack of reviews... it makes me feel unloved... this is probably the last chappie unless i have a request for more.
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OK! So Relwarc... you don't think that Wufei is not a gummi bear? That thinking must stop now!
First of all Wufei is a normal human being... we hope... and gummi bears are... not. Gummi bears are made out of like ten different kinds of sugar, food coloring... artificial flavoring... and, well, you get the point, ne?
Gummi bears do not put up a fight when you rip off their little gummi heads and little gummi arms and legs... I'm led to believe that if you tried to do something of the sort to Wufei, you would probably be in the hospital for an extended vacation... or something like that.
Did you know that you can melt gummi bears in a microwave? It's rather interesting... However, in my professional...er ... whatever... opinion I don't think that Wufei put up with being stuck in a microwave, and even if you got him into a microwave, the fact still remains that he would not melt into a yummy gelatinous substance considered edible by normal human beings.
Okies! Gummi bears come in five or six different colors... I haven't bought a package in God knows how long so I couldn't tell you for sure. All that I really know is that Wufei comes in one color... WUFEI!!! *giggles insanely* I suppose if you dyed his hair pink or orange or whatever his hair might look a little like gummi bears... but that would be the extent of it. Sadly, all of you people who might think Wufei is a gummi bear ARE DEAD WRONG!!!
I really haven't got too many more points to point out to you persons who need things that are pointless to be pointed out in a pointy but not pointed way...
Um... yeah, I think I'm done.
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I'm sorry, that was pretty short by my standards... and if you don't think I made a very good point feel free to tell me that. It won't hurt my feeling. I think...
Anywho... please review... it makes me happy...
JA!
~EM
Disclaimer: As much as I'd like it, Em Does NOT Own GW!
Now that we've got that out of the way...
I frown upon the lack of reviews... it makes me feel unloved... this is probably the last chappie unless i have a request for more.
~*~*~*~*~
OK! So Relwarc... you don't think that Wufei is not a gummi bear? That thinking must stop now!
First of all Wufei is a normal human being... we hope... and gummi bears are... not. Gummi bears are made out of like ten different kinds of sugar, food coloring... artificial flavoring... and, well, you get the point, ne?
Gummi bears do not put up a fight when you rip off their little gummi heads and little gummi arms and legs... I'm led to believe that if you tried to do something of the sort to Wufei, you would probably be in the hospital for an extended vacation... or something like that.
Did you know that you can melt gummi bears in a microwave? It's rather interesting... However, in my professional...er ... whatever... opinion I don't think that Wufei put up with being stuck in a microwave, and even if you got him into a microwave, the fact still remains that he would not melt into a yummy gelatinous substance considered edible by normal human beings.
Okies! Gummi bears come in five or six different colors... I haven't bought a package in God knows how long so I couldn't tell you for sure. All that I really know is that Wufei comes in one color... WUFEI!!! *giggles insanely* I suppose if you dyed his hair pink or orange or whatever his hair might look a little like gummi bears... but that would be the extent of it. Sadly, all of you people who might think Wufei is a gummi bear ARE DEAD WRONG!!!
I really haven't got too many more points to point out to you persons who need things that are pointless to be pointed out in a pointy but not pointed way...
Um... yeah, I think I'm done.
~*~*~*~*~
I'm sorry, that was pretty short by my standards... and if you don't think I made a very good point feel free to tell me that. It won't hurt my feeling. I think...
Anywho... please review... it makes me happy...
JA!
~EM