Happy Today! It's been forever since I've updated and we all know it! I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for my lack of activity on ffnet as well as my really odd rant chapter. That was just to get rid of frustrations that I still have. --

Anyhow... I suppose I should get on with the chapter... I've kept you waiting long enough... (as though anyone really cares...)

This chapter is dedicated to Cute Anime Kitty because she suggested the idea and it's the only thing that's working for me at this point. - Enjoy!

Hilde is NOT a Snowman

Well, welcome back to Em's lovely insane world of why people aren't what they aren't! There are of course, many reasons why Hilde is not a snowman. IF I leave any out, feel free to let me know, because I know I'm not the brightest crayon in the box... I'm more like the brown in the neon's box... sigh

First of all, for Hilde to be a snow'man' she would have to be male. Now I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure Hilde is female... I mean, there's the name... and the breasts... ...o.O

Secondly, snowmen do not have hair. I guess you could give them a toupee, but that just wouldn't look as lovely as Hilde's pretty purplish hair. Not to mention I've never seen any purplish toupee's.

In my opinion, Hilde really isn't round enough to be a snowman; she's not made out of three round little balls of snow. If she's human I'm pretty sure she's made of all that fleshy stuff and bones and whatnot.

SHE HAS A PULSE!!! She's alive. She breathes. Snowmen are inanimate. So are mashed potatoes and gummi bears but we're not complaining, they're edible. Snow, as long as it's not yellow or some other colour not resulting from the explicit use of food colouring, can be eaten, although we wouldn't recommend it. I wouldn't recommend you attempting to eat Hilde either. That just wouldn't be smart.

So there you have it, undeniable proof that Hilde is not a snowman. If you find you have a bone to pick with me, the omnipotent authoress, proceed to the little blue button and fire away!

End Chapter 8

No really, feel no shame about hitting that little button that says GO! I love reviews! They make me happy! And think of the torture my poor freezing fingers endured in my really cold basement for a whole ...half hour-ish while I typed this up for you! I didn't have to... I could have let the story ROT! LONGER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyhow, I think I'll follow dear Amonae's advice and attempt to type my other fics Hotel California (an almost songfic but not quite) and Dangerous Games (YUGIOH!!!). So if you feel so inclined keep an eye out for them and make me happy!

If I get more suggestions from people they can have a chapter dedicated to them and maybe some cherry pie! drools Mmmm... pie...

Ja ne!