Death Match Cats: Francine Manx vs. Princess Vi.
DIV: Hi and welcome back, with me at the moment is Francine's boyfriend Bucky!
BUCKY: I'm her ex actually...
DIV: Oh...right.
BUCKY: But I'm still here to support Francine!
DIV: That's great news! The reason these two are fighting is because this is the battle for "Little Miss Greedy pants" title. They are both 18, both greedy and both love the sight of money! Now, before we go down to the ring, let me tell you what happened in the previous fight: Bad Bird and Jerry Attric were about to get it on but Lucille, who was the referee, got upset about fighting and blew her top, getting Bad Bird and Jerry in the process. We wanted blood and guts but not quite like that.
BUCKY: Why wasn't Lucille put in a fight?
DIV: Why do you think? She'll blow her top and win within seconds!
BUCKY: Oh yeah.
DIV: Anyway lets go down to the ring where Spritz T. Cat is the referee...who do you think will win this fight, Bucky?
BUCKY: Francine with no doubt, Princess Vi is just a spoiled brat, I'll bet she'll get her servants to fight for her.
DIV: Hmm...interesting!
TO THE RING.
Francine and Vi were in their corners, while Spritz was in the middle of the ring.
SPRITZ: Right, you two get over here. (Fran and Vi did) Okay, I want to see blood, guts and brains and no lip stick swapping and fingernail painting!
FRANCINE: What the hell is that suppose to mean?
SPRITZ: Oh come on, Fran, you girls do it all the time!
Francine clenched her fist and punched Spritz in the mouth, breaking most of his front teeth and some blood spat with them.
VI: Eeeoowwww...watch my dress!
SPRITZ: Ow...dat hurt!
Spritz fell over and passing out at the same time. Princess Vi was still trying to get the blood out of her dress.
VI: Oh no...it's stained! Bitch, this cost more than your LIFE!
Princess Vi punched Francine in the face and then slapping her, Francine was forced back, holding her face.
VI: You are gonna pay for that dress!
FRANCINE: No way!
VI: What? What did you say?
FRANCINE: I said no way, you've got loads of money, get yourself another dress, at least I EARN my money!
VI: How DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY! I AM YOUR PRINCESS! GUARDS, SEND THIS DIRT TO PRISONER ISLAND!
FRANCINE: Oh shut up!
Francine pulled out tons of credit cards from her pocket and smiled.
FRANCINE: From no on, I'm gonna spend time kicking your ass!
She chucks the cards at Vi, just like you would do with ninja stars. Some of the credit cards just flew over or missed Princess Vi but at least three of them impaled into the princess, one on the hand, shoulder and hip, she screamed as the thin plastic card pierced through her skin, she pulled them out, acting like a baby, moaning. But Francine ran towards her, not waiting for Vi to recover, Francine closed-lined Vi, forcing her to fall on the ground and moaning even more from the pain. Francine walked over to the nearest corner and climbed on it, getting ready to crush Vi with her jump, she waved at the crowd and she got a good reception. Francine looked at Vi and then jumped, sticking her elbow out and winding Vi in the stomach, Vi let out a gasp before moaning again. Francine was about to repeat the same move, she got on top of the corner, Vi saw this and looked worried but remembered she had something, Francine jumped heading for Vi again but in the last second Vi pulled this object out of her blue dress and Francine impaled on it, gagging and gasping, some blood trickling out her mouth, she looked shocked, Vi then kicked her off, Francine backed away but kept her balance, still standing and then looked down to see what stabbed her and saw it was a servants bell...the wooden handle sticking into Francine's stomach. She screamed loudly, shocked at the sight. Princess Vi got up and started laughing at Francine, as Francine moved the bell would ring.
VI: (Laughing) Now you could be my servant bell! HAHA!
Francine gritted her teeth and walked up to Vi, who was still laughing but was then put off as Francine slapped her right, left and right again across the face but Vi found an opening and punched Francine on the nose, Francine was pushed back and held her nose, she then decided to pull the bell out of her, she bit her lip as she painfully pulled the bell out and the blood pumped out of her, she used the blood stained bell and whacked Vi across the face with it, Vi span as she got impact, blood spat from her mouth and she fell on the floor. Blood was still exiting from Francine but she ignored the pain and climb on top of Vi, who was lying on her front and Francine got Vi in a chokehold.
FRANCINE: Looks like...I win, princess!
Vi noticed her father, Fred, was in the crowd, holding a spear.
VI: Daddy... (Gasping)...pass me the... (Gasping)...the spear...
FRED: FUR-RED! FUR-RED! FUR-RED! FUR-RED! FUR-RED!
VI: (Turning purple) Damn it, daddy, I'm...(Last breath)...dying...
Fred then chucked the spear at Vi, she caught it and slashed at Francine's face, Francine backed off in pain as Vi got up and with no hesitation pushes the spear through the hole that the bell handle did and coming out of her back, breaking the spine too and Francine gagged more blood out of her mouth.
FRANCINE: Shit...who's gonna run the parlour now...?
Vi pulled the spear out and Francine fell over dead.
VI: YAAY! I WON, I WON! Did you see that daddy? No one messes with the Princess of Little Tokyo!
BACK AT THE BOX.
DIV: Boy, what a turn of events, good fight, huh Bucky?
BUCKY: (Crying) OH GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
DIV: I know, I know, I'm sorry...but Francine did put up a good fight!
BUCKY: (Calm) Sorry, I missed "Project S", good show that...so, what'd I miss?
DIV: Oh...uh...well, Princess Vi won.
BUCKY: NO! OH GOD NO! (Calm again) I'm sorry, it was the last episode today...what did you say again?
DIV: (A little annoyed) Princess Vi won and Francine is dead, she lost!
BUCKY: NO, THIS CAN'T BE TRUE! GOD DAMN IT, IT'S NOT FAIR!
DIV: Was that also to "Project S"?
BUCKY: No, that was for the death of Francine, what the hell is "Project S"?
DIV: (Sighs) Idiot! (Smiles) Join us again after the break, where the real showdown begins, it's Speedy Cherviche vs. Guido Anchovey. We'll be right back!
DIV: Hi and welcome back, with me at the moment is Francine's boyfriend Bucky!
BUCKY: I'm her ex actually...
DIV: Oh...right.
BUCKY: But I'm still here to support Francine!
DIV: That's great news! The reason these two are fighting is because this is the battle for "Little Miss Greedy pants" title. They are both 18, both greedy and both love the sight of money! Now, before we go down to the ring, let me tell you what happened in the previous fight: Bad Bird and Jerry Attric were about to get it on but Lucille, who was the referee, got upset about fighting and blew her top, getting Bad Bird and Jerry in the process. We wanted blood and guts but not quite like that.
BUCKY: Why wasn't Lucille put in a fight?
DIV: Why do you think? She'll blow her top and win within seconds!
BUCKY: Oh yeah.
DIV: Anyway lets go down to the ring where Spritz T. Cat is the referee...who do you think will win this fight, Bucky?
BUCKY: Francine with no doubt, Princess Vi is just a spoiled brat, I'll bet she'll get her servants to fight for her.
DIV: Hmm...interesting!
TO THE RING.
Francine and Vi were in their corners, while Spritz was in the middle of the ring.
SPRITZ: Right, you two get over here. (Fran and Vi did) Okay, I want to see blood, guts and brains and no lip stick swapping and fingernail painting!
FRANCINE: What the hell is that suppose to mean?
SPRITZ: Oh come on, Fran, you girls do it all the time!
Francine clenched her fist and punched Spritz in the mouth, breaking most of his front teeth and some blood spat with them.
VI: Eeeoowwww...watch my dress!
SPRITZ: Ow...dat hurt!
Spritz fell over and passing out at the same time. Princess Vi was still trying to get the blood out of her dress.
VI: Oh no...it's stained! Bitch, this cost more than your LIFE!
Princess Vi punched Francine in the face and then slapping her, Francine was forced back, holding her face.
VI: You are gonna pay for that dress!
FRANCINE: No way!
VI: What? What did you say?
FRANCINE: I said no way, you've got loads of money, get yourself another dress, at least I EARN my money!
VI: How DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY! I AM YOUR PRINCESS! GUARDS, SEND THIS DIRT TO PRISONER ISLAND!
FRANCINE: Oh shut up!
Francine pulled out tons of credit cards from her pocket and smiled.
FRANCINE: From no on, I'm gonna spend time kicking your ass!
She chucks the cards at Vi, just like you would do with ninja stars. Some of the credit cards just flew over or missed Princess Vi but at least three of them impaled into the princess, one on the hand, shoulder and hip, she screamed as the thin plastic card pierced through her skin, she pulled them out, acting like a baby, moaning. But Francine ran towards her, not waiting for Vi to recover, Francine closed-lined Vi, forcing her to fall on the ground and moaning even more from the pain. Francine walked over to the nearest corner and climbed on it, getting ready to crush Vi with her jump, she waved at the crowd and she got a good reception. Francine looked at Vi and then jumped, sticking her elbow out and winding Vi in the stomach, Vi let out a gasp before moaning again. Francine was about to repeat the same move, she got on top of the corner, Vi saw this and looked worried but remembered she had something, Francine jumped heading for Vi again but in the last second Vi pulled this object out of her blue dress and Francine impaled on it, gagging and gasping, some blood trickling out her mouth, she looked shocked, Vi then kicked her off, Francine backed away but kept her balance, still standing and then looked down to see what stabbed her and saw it was a servants bell...the wooden handle sticking into Francine's stomach. She screamed loudly, shocked at the sight. Princess Vi got up and started laughing at Francine, as Francine moved the bell would ring.
VI: (Laughing) Now you could be my servant bell! HAHA!
Francine gritted her teeth and walked up to Vi, who was still laughing but was then put off as Francine slapped her right, left and right again across the face but Vi found an opening and punched Francine on the nose, Francine was pushed back and held her nose, she then decided to pull the bell out of her, she bit her lip as she painfully pulled the bell out and the blood pumped out of her, she used the blood stained bell and whacked Vi across the face with it, Vi span as she got impact, blood spat from her mouth and she fell on the floor. Blood was still exiting from Francine but she ignored the pain and climb on top of Vi, who was lying on her front and Francine got Vi in a chokehold.
FRANCINE: Looks like...I win, princess!
Vi noticed her father, Fred, was in the crowd, holding a spear.
VI: Daddy... (Gasping)...pass me the... (Gasping)...the spear...
FRED: FUR-RED! FUR-RED! FUR-RED! FUR-RED! FUR-RED!
VI: (Turning purple) Damn it, daddy, I'm...(Last breath)...dying...
Fred then chucked the spear at Vi, she caught it and slashed at Francine's face, Francine backed off in pain as Vi got up and with no hesitation pushes the spear through the hole that the bell handle did and coming out of her back, breaking the spine too and Francine gagged more blood out of her mouth.
FRANCINE: Shit...who's gonna run the parlour now...?
Vi pulled the spear out and Francine fell over dead.
VI: YAAY! I WON, I WON! Did you see that daddy? No one messes with the Princess of Little Tokyo!
BACK AT THE BOX.
DIV: Boy, what a turn of events, good fight, huh Bucky?
BUCKY: (Crying) OH GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
DIV: I know, I know, I'm sorry...but Francine did put up a good fight!
BUCKY: (Calm) Sorry, I missed "Project S", good show that...so, what'd I miss?
DIV: Oh...uh...well, Princess Vi won.
BUCKY: NO! OH GOD NO! (Calm again) I'm sorry, it was the last episode today...what did you say again?
DIV: (A little annoyed) Princess Vi won and Francine is dead, she lost!
BUCKY: NO, THIS CAN'T BE TRUE! GOD DAMN IT, IT'S NOT FAIR!
DIV: Was that also to "Project S"?
BUCKY: No, that was for the death of Francine, what the hell is "Project S"?
DIV: (Sighs) Idiot! (Smiles) Join us again after the break, where the real showdown begins, it's Speedy Cherviche vs. Guido Anchovey. We'll be right back!