K, I was re-reading my last chapter and it was WEAK!!! Fun, but weak. Man,
I'm so disappointed in myself. So, hopefully this one will be a little
better. And I still need the noise a light saber makes. Anyone personal
friends with George Lucas? He could help!
Disclaimer: I don't own crap. I don't own HP either. Wish I did but... till then, I don't own crap!
Ron looked around as he buttered his morning toast. Hmm... there was an interesting choice. Angelina. Too bad Fred'll kill me. I did go to ball with Padama but her left ear is bigger than her right. Course, he was running out of time so he might have to ignore that important detail. Maybe Katie Bell...
"Good morning!" Ginny plopped down. "And how are you today, my fabulous, favorite big brother? Here, would you like me to get that for you? Did you get a good night's rest?"
Ron frowned. "Not working."
Her face fell and quickly became a pout. "I always did like Charlie better. Not that it's any of your business who I like."
Ron opened his mouth to retort but was cut off by Harry. "Morning." He carefully took the seat farthest from Ginny with out making it too obvious he was avoiding her. Involuntarily, Ginny felt a giggle hop to her mouth. Oh, he was so cute! She hated her love for him.
She froze. Oh no!! But what about Draco? What about that cute blonde hair and set of piercing blue eyes? Was that better than Harry's messy black hair and forest green, dreamy eyes...?
Nope. They were equal. Look wise, they were both top choices. So, it came down to this, huh? Personality. And only one person was up to a job like this.
Rita Skeeter adjusted her glasses. "So, Harry, let's get to it. Full name?"
"Erm, why am I here?"
"Answer the question!"
"Harry James Potter."
"Parents names?"
"Lily Elizabeth Evans Potter and James Frank Potter."
"Siblings?"
"No..."
"Age?"
"I said I didn't have any!"
"Your age, fool."
"Oh... 17."
"Hobbies?"
"Erm... I collect wizard cards, fight death eaters, play quidditch, do D.A., and play wizard chess with Ron sometimes."
"Favorite classes?"
"D.A.D.A., transfiguration's not bad, potions would be interesting if not for Snape..."
"In your opinion, who would make a great Minister of Magic?"
"Dumbledore."
"If you could choose any career at all, what would it be?"
"Uh, probably auror."
She smiled wickedly. "Now, we're going to put a truth spell on the room so we can see if you're lying."
To make a long story short, and so I don't have to retype that all, he wasn't.
"Full name?"
Draco scowled. "None of your bloody business."
"Just say it."
"Sod off."
"NOW!!!!!!!"
"Bloody heck woman, what are you on? Draco Lucius Malfoy the 5th."
"Parents name?"
"Draco Lucius Malfoy the 4th and Narcissa Rebecca Malfoy the 9th."
"Siblings?"
"Of course not!! I'm exactly what they wanted: handsome, smart, talented, pureblood. What anything else and id be a god!!"
"Age?"
"17."
"Hobbies?"
"Quidditch, torturing Longbottom, torturing Potter & Co."
"Favorite classes?"
"Potions."
"In your opinion, who would make a good Minister of Magic?"
"Me."
"If you could choose to have any career at all, what would it be?"
"Minister of Magic."
"Now, we're going to put a truth spell on the room so we can see if you're lying."
Malfoy blanched. "What?"
"Spillia Beania! Full name?"
"Draco Lucius Malfoy the 5th."
"Parents name?"
"Draco Lucius Malfoy the 4th and Narcissa Rebecca Malfoy the 9th."
"Siblings?"
"Abortions are a wonderful thing." Omg, did I just say that out loud?
".... Now that's just wrong." She shook herself. "Age?"
"17."
"Hobbies?"
"Dating, seeing how long before Granger goes insane, plotting how to take over the world, DE meetings, practicing Crucio on the house elves." So much for my innocent front.
"Favorite classes?"
"Potions. Granger looks hot when she's hungry." No, Draco, no!!
"In your opinion, who would make a good Minister of Magic?"
"Voldemort and me." Oh, that wasn't too bad.
"If you could choose to have any career at all, what would it be?"
"Evil Dictator and Death Eater."
Rita stopped the tape. "See, that Draco is a bad choice."
Ginny sighed as she rubbed her hand on the TV, bewitched so it would work on grounds. "But isn't he cute?"
"Very, but he's evil!!"
"In a sexy sort of way."
She groaned. "So who do you choose?"
Her face twisted. "I don't know!! They're both so... so... dreamy!!" She straightened up. "But I must make the right choice. Yes, I've decided."
Next time: The choice!!
Sorry I took so long!! I can't even thank my reviewers. ( First I was grounded and then my internet was down. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! I will thank you all next time, I promise!!
Hope that was a better chapter. I'm thinking maybe I ought to edit what Draco said. That was kinda raunchy and this a G rating. What do you think?
If you find any grammar mistakes, please tell me. I NEED A BETA!!! I always do these things in my stories where I do stuff and don't follow up- help!! I f your any good, or know someone, or even just want to try, please let me know!! I'll email you all of my chapters for all of my stories and you can give me thumbs up for down and correct my mistakes (I make them a lot!!). Mucho Gracious!!
Disclaimer: I don't own crap. I don't own HP either. Wish I did but... till then, I don't own crap!
Ron looked around as he buttered his morning toast. Hmm... there was an interesting choice. Angelina. Too bad Fred'll kill me. I did go to ball with Padama but her left ear is bigger than her right. Course, he was running out of time so he might have to ignore that important detail. Maybe Katie Bell...
"Good morning!" Ginny plopped down. "And how are you today, my fabulous, favorite big brother? Here, would you like me to get that for you? Did you get a good night's rest?"
Ron frowned. "Not working."
Her face fell and quickly became a pout. "I always did like Charlie better. Not that it's any of your business who I like."
Ron opened his mouth to retort but was cut off by Harry. "Morning." He carefully took the seat farthest from Ginny with out making it too obvious he was avoiding her. Involuntarily, Ginny felt a giggle hop to her mouth. Oh, he was so cute! She hated her love for him.
She froze. Oh no!! But what about Draco? What about that cute blonde hair and set of piercing blue eyes? Was that better than Harry's messy black hair and forest green, dreamy eyes...?
Nope. They were equal. Look wise, they were both top choices. So, it came down to this, huh? Personality. And only one person was up to a job like this.
Rita Skeeter adjusted her glasses. "So, Harry, let's get to it. Full name?"
"Erm, why am I here?"
"Answer the question!"
"Harry James Potter."
"Parents names?"
"Lily Elizabeth Evans Potter and James Frank Potter."
"Siblings?"
"No..."
"Age?"
"I said I didn't have any!"
"Your age, fool."
"Oh... 17."
"Hobbies?"
"Erm... I collect wizard cards, fight death eaters, play quidditch, do D.A., and play wizard chess with Ron sometimes."
"Favorite classes?"
"D.A.D.A., transfiguration's not bad, potions would be interesting if not for Snape..."
"In your opinion, who would make a great Minister of Magic?"
"Dumbledore."
"If you could choose any career at all, what would it be?"
"Uh, probably auror."
She smiled wickedly. "Now, we're going to put a truth spell on the room so we can see if you're lying."
To make a long story short, and so I don't have to retype that all, he wasn't.
"Full name?"
Draco scowled. "None of your bloody business."
"Just say it."
"Sod off."
"NOW!!!!!!!"
"Bloody heck woman, what are you on? Draco Lucius Malfoy the 5th."
"Parents name?"
"Draco Lucius Malfoy the 4th and Narcissa Rebecca Malfoy the 9th."
"Siblings?"
"Of course not!! I'm exactly what they wanted: handsome, smart, talented, pureblood. What anything else and id be a god!!"
"Age?"
"17."
"Hobbies?"
"Quidditch, torturing Longbottom, torturing Potter & Co."
"Favorite classes?"
"Potions."
"In your opinion, who would make a good Minister of Magic?"
"Me."
"If you could choose to have any career at all, what would it be?"
"Minister of Magic."
"Now, we're going to put a truth spell on the room so we can see if you're lying."
Malfoy blanched. "What?"
"Spillia Beania! Full name?"
"Draco Lucius Malfoy the 5th."
"Parents name?"
"Draco Lucius Malfoy the 4th and Narcissa Rebecca Malfoy the 9th."
"Siblings?"
"Abortions are a wonderful thing." Omg, did I just say that out loud?
".... Now that's just wrong." She shook herself. "Age?"
"17."
"Hobbies?"
"Dating, seeing how long before Granger goes insane, plotting how to take over the world, DE meetings, practicing Crucio on the house elves." So much for my innocent front.
"Favorite classes?"
"Potions. Granger looks hot when she's hungry." No, Draco, no!!
"In your opinion, who would make a good Minister of Magic?"
"Voldemort and me." Oh, that wasn't too bad.
"If you could choose to have any career at all, what would it be?"
"Evil Dictator and Death Eater."
Rita stopped the tape. "See, that Draco is a bad choice."
Ginny sighed as she rubbed her hand on the TV, bewitched so it would work on grounds. "But isn't he cute?"
"Very, but he's evil!!"
"In a sexy sort of way."
She groaned. "So who do you choose?"
Her face twisted. "I don't know!! They're both so... so... dreamy!!" She straightened up. "But I must make the right choice. Yes, I've decided."
Next time: The choice!!
Sorry I took so long!! I can't even thank my reviewers. ( First I was grounded and then my internet was down. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! I will thank you all next time, I promise!!
Hope that was a better chapter. I'm thinking maybe I ought to edit what Draco said. That was kinda raunchy and this a G rating. What do you think?
If you find any grammar mistakes, please tell me. I NEED A BETA!!! I always do these things in my stories where I do stuff and don't follow up- help!! I f your any good, or know someone, or even just want to try, please let me know!! I'll email you all of my chapters for all of my stories and you can give me thumbs up for down and correct my mistakes (I make them a lot!!). Mucho Gracious!!