Please Cry me to Sleep by Tikaru
Tikaru: YEAH I'm Back!!!
Strega: You forgot to glomp Yugi in the last chapter.
Tikaru: Aw Yugi you must be so sad [realizes she watched the episode where he collapsed and the episode where Marikuu put Yugi's soul for stake in the shadow realm and where Yugi gets separated from Yami]
Yugi: Please leave me alone.
Tikaru: [tears in eyes]
Yugi: Uh.
Tikaru: tee hee [glomps yugi]
Yugi: [gasp, shock, horror] YAMI!!!!
Yami: Sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected. Please try again later.
Yugi: can't...breathe... XX
Tikaru: Opps. Oh well
Strega: [thinking] I said you forgot to glomp him not kill him
Tikaru: YEAH CHAPTER 5
Ayane: YOU ARE CRAZY WOMAN ABSOULUTLY INSANE.
Tikaru: AYANE!!! ANSEM WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU JOUNOUCHI DIES NEXT WEEKEND BUT BECAUSE OF THE DUBBERS IN AMERICA THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY THAT HIS MIND IS LOST IN THE SHADOW REALM AND HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO FORGET HOW TO BREATHE!!
Ayane: WHAT!!! [Gets teary eyed]
Tikaru: heh heh heh.
Bakura: Simple and Clean as the way that you're making me feel tonight it's haaarrrddd to let it gooooo HOLD ME whatever LIES BEYOOOND this morning, is a littttlllle latter on.
Tikaru: ALL THE EVIL I'm CAUSING!!!
Yami: HAH!! Stupid Tomb Robber.
Bakura: She made me do it!
Tikaru: Just like I'm going to make you do this [ZAP]
Yami: Wha-! The flask sparkles, wait for meeee in science class, by placing our cold hands together, by rubbing them togetherrrr we will make it warrrrrmmmmm like fireworks. EVERYONE holds a beautiful loneliness [continues singing]
Bakura: [rolling on the floor laughing]
Seto: [getting this on tape]
Tikaru: I FEEL EVIL AGAIN!!!
Seto: Follow me Inside Outside through the stratosphere, The moon is shining for you, it knows that I adore you, suddenly all the sadness will just slip away and you will see what I mean if you just follow me in my dreams.
Tikaru: Okay. I'm done being evil.
Ayane: That scarred me for life.
Tikaru: [smiling evilly] That was the point.
Ayane: YOU LITTLE—
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YGO!!!
Chapter 5 Helpless
Seeing the sun peak through the window was the first thing that told me to get up the second thing was the smell of smoke coming from the kitchen. My first instinct said Fire. But that thought was left behind when I heard the mixed curses of my Tomb Robbing Yami Bakura.
I sighed and trudged downstairs to see what he had broken today.
"Stupid ignorant evil baka freak of a item", I heard yell in the kitchen. I prepared myself for the kitchen being separated from the rest of the house.
Walking into the kitchen I was surprised to only see the table on its side looking like a tent.
Lifting up the curtain of the table I saw peaking through the other end with a spatula in his hand and a bowl on his head. It looked like he was in the middle of some child's war.
"Bakura What are you-", He pulled me under so quick it knocked the breath out of me.
He told me to be quiet and starting talking on how the microwave was a sort of evil robot time bomb.
"You can't be serious", I replied.
"It bleeps everytime I try to use it...it's up to something".
I gave him a weird look and walked over to the beeping microwave. Bakura was yelling something about not risking my life for him.
I turned it off and took whatever was in it. It looked like an egg but I wasn't fooled Marikuu and Bakura had once put a butterfly in there thinking it needed a tan. They thought the microwave was a kind of tanning salon for insects and small animals.
"Ryou You save my life. You're better than that Damn Pharaoh," he proceeded to choke me in a hug.
"Would you please put me down so I can make us something?"
"YES ANYTHING" he put me down and went over to the phone.
"No prank calls to Ishizu either".
I heard him sigh and say something about not being any fun. He walked upstairs. I knew he had a phone in his room.
Bakura can be so weird at times. I wonder what Yugi is up to. I haven't heard from Jounouchi or Honda in awhile either. Oh well. I started to make pancakes for Bakura. He liked to put it in the face of Yami and Stab it with a knife over and over. Yelling about Pharaohs and how stupid he was.
I made myself toast and eggs.
"Bakura Breakfast".
He was immediately downstairs devouring them like a wild animal.
"Want any?" he asked. I shock my head in disgust. He has to be kidding.
I silently ate my eggs and toast as he talked about how Marikuu and Malik got in trouble by Ishizu and were locking in a room full of Care Bear, Barbie and Barney stuff.
I nodded and said yes at the appropriate times.
"What's with you?" he asked me/
"What me? Nothing! Just eating my Breakfast".
"You're quiet".
"Yeah so".
"And you're talking like Jounouchi!"
"Am not"
"Yes you are"
I stopped arguing and continued to eat. Truth is I've been having weird dreams. I couldn't remember them after I woke up but I was always terrified every time and longed for comfort.
"What are you thinking about?" he asked me suspiciously.
"Where to get a new microwave"
Tikaru: Sorry I always plan on the chapters being longer but I have to use a computer up at the office of our apartment complex. I don't have my own. There is only two so I have to get off a lot.
Bakura: I CAN'T BELIEVE I SANG THAT SONG
Seto: I got Yami on tape.
Everyone huddles around to watch Yami's suffering.
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Tikaru: YEAH I'm Back!!!
Strega: You forgot to glomp Yugi in the last chapter.
Tikaru: Aw Yugi you must be so sad [realizes she watched the episode where he collapsed and the episode where Marikuu put Yugi's soul for stake in the shadow realm and where Yugi gets separated from Yami]
Yugi: Please leave me alone.
Tikaru: [tears in eyes]
Yugi: Uh.
Tikaru: tee hee [glomps yugi]
Yugi: [gasp, shock, horror] YAMI!!!!
Yami: Sorry the number you have reached has been disconnected. Please try again later.
Yugi: can't...breathe... XX
Tikaru: Opps. Oh well
Strega: [thinking] I said you forgot to glomp him not kill him
Tikaru: YEAH CHAPTER 5
Ayane: YOU ARE CRAZY WOMAN ABSOULUTLY INSANE.
Tikaru: AYANE!!! ANSEM WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU JOUNOUCHI DIES NEXT WEEKEND BUT BECAUSE OF THE DUBBERS IN AMERICA THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY THAT HIS MIND IS LOST IN THE SHADOW REALM AND HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO FORGET HOW TO BREATHE!!
Ayane: WHAT!!! [Gets teary eyed]
Tikaru: heh heh heh.
Bakura: Simple and Clean as the way that you're making me feel tonight it's haaarrrddd to let it gooooo HOLD ME whatever LIES BEYOOOND this morning, is a littttlllle latter on.
Tikaru: ALL THE EVIL I'm CAUSING!!!
Yami: HAH!! Stupid Tomb Robber.
Bakura: She made me do it!
Tikaru: Just like I'm going to make you do this [ZAP]
Yami: Wha-! The flask sparkles, wait for meeee in science class, by placing our cold hands together, by rubbing them togetherrrr we will make it warrrrrmmmmm like fireworks. EVERYONE holds a beautiful loneliness [continues singing]
Bakura: [rolling on the floor laughing]
Seto: [getting this on tape]
Tikaru: I FEEL EVIL AGAIN!!!
Seto: Follow me Inside Outside through the stratosphere, The moon is shining for you, it knows that I adore you, suddenly all the sadness will just slip away and you will see what I mean if you just follow me in my dreams.
Tikaru: Okay. I'm done being evil.
Ayane: That scarred me for life.
Tikaru: [smiling evilly] That was the point.
Ayane: YOU LITTLE—
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YGO!!!
Chapter 5 Helpless
Seeing the sun peak through the window was the first thing that told me to get up the second thing was the smell of smoke coming from the kitchen. My first instinct said Fire. But that thought was left behind when I heard the mixed curses of my Tomb Robbing Yami Bakura.
I sighed and trudged downstairs to see what he had broken today.
"Stupid ignorant evil baka freak of a item", I heard yell in the kitchen. I prepared myself for the kitchen being separated from the rest of the house.
Walking into the kitchen I was surprised to only see the table on its side looking like a tent.
Lifting up the curtain of the table I saw peaking through the other end with a spatula in his hand and a bowl on his head. It looked like he was in the middle of some child's war.
"Bakura What are you-", He pulled me under so quick it knocked the breath out of me.
He told me to be quiet and starting talking on how the microwave was a sort of evil robot time bomb.
"You can't be serious", I replied.
"It bleeps everytime I try to use it...it's up to something".
I gave him a weird look and walked over to the beeping microwave. Bakura was yelling something about not risking my life for him.
I turned it off and took whatever was in it. It looked like an egg but I wasn't fooled Marikuu and Bakura had once put a butterfly in there thinking it needed a tan. They thought the microwave was a kind of tanning salon for insects and small animals.
"Ryou You save my life. You're better than that Damn Pharaoh," he proceeded to choke me in a hug.
"Would you please put me down so I can make us something?"
"YES ANYTHING" he put me down and went over to the phone.
"No prank calls to Ishizu either".
I heard him sigh and say something about not being any fun. He walked upstairs. I knew he had a phone in his room.
Bakura can be so weird at times. I wonder what Yugi is up to. I haven't heard from Jounouchi or Honda in awhile either. Oh well. I started to make pancakes for Bakura. He liked to put it in the face of Yami and Stab it with a knife over and over. Yelling about Pharaohs and how stupid he was.
I made myself toast and eggs.
"Bakura Breakfast".
He was immediately downstairs devouring them like a wild animal.
"Want any?" he asked. I shock my head in disgust. He has to be kidding.
I silently ate my eggs and toast as he talked about how Marikuu and Malik got in trouble by Ishizu and were locking in a room full of Care Bear, Barbie and Barney stuff.
I nodded and said yes at the appropriate times.
"What's with you?" he asked me/
"What me? Nothing! Just eating my Breakfast".
"You're quiet".
"Yeah so".
"And you're talking like Jounouchi!"
"Am not"
"Yes you are"
I stopped arguing and continued to eat. Truth is I've been having weird dreams. I couldn't remember them after I woke up but I was always terrified every time and longed for comfort.
"What are you thinking about?" he asked me suspiciously.
"Where to get a new microwave"
Tikaru: Sorry I always plan on the chapters being longer but I have to use a computer up at the office of our apartment complex. I don't have my own. There is only two so I have to get off a lot.
Bakura: I CAN'T BELIEVE I SANG THAT SONG
Seto: I got Yami on tape.
Everyone huddles around to watch Yami's suffering.
READ AND REVIEW PLEASE