Disclaimer: I do not own Full House or any of its characters.

Author's Note: Sry for the really long time until the update, but my computer's been down for a while now, not to mention end of school work I've had to do. But now summer's here and I'm hoping to be updating frequently.

Chapter Thirteen

Unforeseen Consequences

"Anna? Please pick up the phone. I have something I need to talk to you. Please talk to me," Joey begged of his former girlfriend's answering machine. When no one answered he hung up, sitting down heavily on his bed. He couldn't believe he had given up his one chance at true love to help Becky, his best friend's wife. He should've given it up, Becky obviously didn't need anybody besides Danny to help her through this. Joey really didn't get how they were so nonchalant about kissing, as if it didn't matter.

Just then his phone rang, he hurriedly picked it up and answered with a casual, "Hello?"

"Joey? Did you just call me?" he could hear Anna ask on the other end of the phone.

"Yeah, yeah I did," Joey said, then he took a deep breath, "I've changed my mind, I want to marry you, I want to move in with you."

"Michelle?" she could hear Teddy nervously say her name, "What's wrong?"

She looked up at both her friends, both looking at her with a worried expression on their faces. She let out a huge sigh, she knew this night was supposed to be about comforting Denise, but all she could think about was her aunt and her dad kissing, of course, it wasn't as gross as it could be, like if they were actually brother and sister, but thinking that only made her shudder more. And she knew from the beginning that Denise and especially Teddy, who could always pick up on her bad emotions, knew that there was something wrong.

"Well, I don't know, I just, well," Michelle started, but then she hesitated. Maybe she shouldn't tell her best friends about this, they would probably think it was angry and disgusting and make fun of her dad and Aunt Becky about it. She then looked at Teddy, who gave her an encouraging smile.
"I just saw my Aunt Becky and my dad kissing," Michelle breathed. She then looked at both of her friends, looking at her with looks of shock on their faces.

Nicky decided to let loose all of his anger on this game of tackle football as he lined up on Monday. There house had been a trouble zone since Friday night. Everywhere you looked somebody was mad about something, mainly about the kiss between his mom and Uncle Danny though. He looked over at his brother, who had been zoned out of the first half of their school day and now seemed to be in a daze on the playground, talking to a couple of his friends.

"Hey Katsopolis," Nicky heard behind him, "I heard your mom was a slut."

Nicky turned around and looked at Lenny's mocking face. Being a ten year old, Nicky was sure his mom thought he didn't know this kind of language, but Lenny's older brother had taught him a lot of words that weren't exactly ten year old ideal language and Lenny had passed it onto the school, and while Nicky seemed a little confused by some if it, he knew what the main point of what Lenny was saying was, and he didn't like it.

"Oh really?" Nicky managed to say, rage seeping out of his every pore as he spoke.

"Ooh, idiot boy doesn't have anything intelligent to say," the sixth grader taunted, "I heard all about your mom and her co-star kissing, did she cheat on your dad? Was your dad not good enough for her?"

Nicky then looked at Alex, who looked stunned at his friends, who didn't look him directly in the eye. And with that Nicky knew Alex had told his friends, who in turn had betrayed him and told Lenny. Alex looked disgusted as he got up and walked over to where Nicky was standing, facing Lenny.

"Lenny, who don't you just go away?" Alex asked calmly. He then looked around as four of Lenny's bully friends from the sixth grade came to stand by Lenny.

"I can't," Lenny simply said, he then pointed at Nicky, "Because I owe him a fight, and this time I brought reinforcements."

"Nicky, before this fight starts, I would just like to say you can not take all five of them on yourself and live," Alex whispered to his brother. His brother gave him a look like he thought Alex was being very stupid.

"Really?" Nicky asked, sarcastically sounding shocked, "But its ok, I do have three friends willing to help me."

Just then the three of Nicky's friends who hadn't laughed at him before came up behind him and looked willing to do anything for their friend, including getting in a fight with the worst bullies in their school.

"Are we gonna do this or what?" Lenny asked, "Or is your mom to busy being a slut during her pregnancy for you guys to bother?"

"Shut up!" Alex shouted, snapping as he jumped on Lenny and tried to beat him up, but one punch into it and Lenny had Alex flat on the ground.

"Let's go," Nicky commanded as he and his three friends joined in the fight, Nicky taking on Lenny as his brother got up to fight one of Lenny's other friends.

"So, have you talked to your sister about our idea yet?" Teddy asked Michelle as they entered their first classroom of the day.

"Yah, and she said it was okay with her, and she'll welcome me," Michelle answered, "But she wants to have a chance to talk with dad first, and she'll run the idea past him."

"Ya know, we'll really miss you if you leave," Denise said, "We do understand though why you think you have too."

"I just hope my dad goes for it," Michelle admitted, "He's gonna be really mad about it anyways."

"Hey, don't worry," Teddy said, putting an arm around his long-time best friend, "Be happy, you'll be fine, your dad knows when to let go. Sometimes. OK, maybe you should be a little bit worried, but don't worry Deej can convince him."

"Gee, somehow that didn't make me feel a bit better," Michelle said sarcastically, "but thanks for trying."

"Hey dad," DJ greeted as her dad answered the phone, she took a deep breath. When she had gotten the call from Michelle asking if Michelle could come and live with her she had thought it out long and hard, but knew the answer from the beginning was yes, Michelle shouldn't have to live in this house with her dad and her aunt kissing, DJ knew she wouldn't be able to accept it if she was still there.

"Hey DJ," her dad greeted back, "I guess Michelle already told you."

DJ felt kind of bad, her dad sounded very weary, "Yah, she did. I can't believe you did that. Hello, she just lost her husband dad. Your brother-in-law. And more importantly, she's pregnant, she needs your help as a friend, not someone who's falling in love with her."

"Deej," her dad started to try and warn her, but DJ just interrupted him.

"Dad, I want Michelle to come and live with me," DJ blurted out. Her dad remained silent on the other end of the phone, "I don't think its fair for her to stay with you and Aunt Becky while you guys are trying to sort this out, you have to let her move in."

"But," Danny started, but then, for once an utter lack of words made him silent. He then quickly hung up the phone on his oldest daughter as Becky walked in the door, the twins following her.

"What are you doing home so early?" Danny asked quizzically, looking at the twins.

"Well, I got a call from the school telling me to come pick up Nicky since he was involved in ANOTHER fight," Becky said angrily, "And to come pick up Alex because he had a bloody nose and a swollen ankle from ALSO getting involved in the fight. There were ten of them fighting! They're ten years old, they shouldn't be having fights like this for at least another couple of years."

"But we won mom," Nicky said, trying to convince her of the good side of the fight. His mom just glared at him and he shut his mouth as quickly as he opened it.

"Um," Danny said, "I'm going to go pick up Michelle from school, so, I'll leave you three alone."

Danny then quickly walked out the door to avoid the wrath of a very angry Becky.

"So, would the two of you like to explain yourselves or are we skipping straight to more grounding for Nicky and a very bad grounding for Alex?" Becky asked angrily, turning to her two boys.

"Lenny called you a slut," Alex simply said. Nicky attempted to stop his brother by looking at him, but his brother had already said it.

"Wait, how do you guys even know what a slut is?" Becky demanded to know.

"Lenny," Nicky simply answered.

"So, you're saying this whole fight was because I got called a slut by some sixth grader?" Becky asked, her voice starting to fill with amusement.

"Yah, he heard about you kissing Uncle Danny, and I got mad so I tried to hit him," Alex said, "But then he knocked me down, but Nicky took him clean out."

"Wait, this has to do with me and Danny's kiss?" Becky said.

"Yah, as you always tell us, your actions have unforeseen consequences," Nicky said confidently, then added, "Of course, I still have no clue what that means, but it sounds good now."

"Sure does," Becky quietly agreed, looking at her sons, who had gotten suspended from school for protecting her honor. For defending her. About her kiss with Danny. Unforeseen consequences had been right.

"You want to leave?" Danny demanded to know of his daughter as she stepped into the car.

"I take it Deej called," Michelle said meekly.

"Yah, she did call," Danny said angrily, "If you wanted to leave so bad you could have come to me first, told me. Then I wouldn't have been so caught off guard when I get this call from Deej."

"Well, dad," Michelle boldly said, putting a bad emphasis on dad, "You lost some of your right to me telling you stuff the minute you kissed my aunt. Besides, I figured you'd go for it more if you heard it from Deej. Maybe you should have thought of the consequences you would have to face before you kissed Aunt Becky. I don't want to be in a house with you anymore. I don't want to see this relationship if it does grow. I want to live with DJ."
Danny looked at his daughter. Consequences. He had never imagined these consequences. He knew what Michelle was saying was true, she couldn't live with him. Sometimes he didn't want to live with himself.

"So, you want to live with Deej?" Danny asked softly as he finally pulled away from the school.

"What made you change your mind?" Anna curiously asked Joey as they talked over lunch about their wedding.

"Danny and Becky kissed," Joey admitted, "I realized they didn't need me anymore. I guess they didn't think through about the unforeseen consequences."

"Which works out pretty well for you and me," Anna said, kissing Joey, "I shouldn't have walked out on you like that. I knew you were hurting. You and Jesse were really good friends."

"Maybe I should've realized sooner that I can't hang onto the past forever," Joey admitted, "I should've left a long time ago. Now, just now, I have a reason."