Chapter five now up! Keep reading folks, it is soon to get funnier I think!

"Waaaaah! Call the fire brigade!"

Kat and I must have been frozen on the spot for about ten minutes, staring at Bella. She was thrashing her arms about the toilets, tyring to wriggleher arm free from it's position but she was completely stuck, unable to wriggle out.

Then, after ten silent minutes, I just burst into hysterics, unable to stop myself. Bella narrowed her eyes at me and for my own safety, I tried to stop laughing but it was impossible. "How the hell did she manage that?" I cried out between hysterics. "She dropped her make-up and reached down to get it and got stuck," explained one of Bella's followers, who was obviously trying desperately not to laugh. "Why are you telling THEM?!?" shrieked Bella.

"Are you ok Bella?" asked Cathy, another one of Bella's followers, edging closer very carefully.

"What do you friggin' think?" Bella shouted abck, her spit spraying in Cathy's face. Cathy looked away and began to step abckwards, obviously sorry she'd spoken.

"What the hell is going on in here?" called out a voice form the door. Tanya stopped for about a second and stared at Bella before bursting into a fit of laughter.

"Shut it now!" called out Bella threatiningly. Usually, her cruel, nasty voice was enough to shut anyone up, but not this time. Bella was getting her comeupance for all those years of pushing around people smaller than her.

"Oh my god, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen!" I cried out, tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Kat was laughing now and some of the other girls in the toilets began to giggle.

"Shut it the lot of you or I'll smash your face in!" Bella called in her worst voice.

"That might be difficult as your hand is utterly stuck! You frigging dunce!" I replied, completely unphased. More and more people were coming into the toielts, desperate to see what was going on. And over the next few minutes, everyone began to laugh.

Even the boys ignored the 'ladies' sign hanging on the door and barge dinto the toilets to see Bella. I was wrong before, seeing Bella on top of Vicky wasn't the best moment of my life, this was.

It was like soembody wrote out the ebst thing I could ever whitness and then only charged me five pouns on the door to see it. It was amazing. Unblieveably amazing. I'd have paid twenty.

"Oh my god, come and see! Eddie Backwards and co' have gate-crashed the club!"