Disclaimer: I do not in fact, own Final Fantasy, or Squaresoft or Square- Enix or anyone else that affiliates with them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Squall hopped into his black Explorer, putting the keys in the ignition, and starting up the engine. He backed out of his driveway, making his way to Rinoa's Swanson Ave drive home.

*~*~*~Meanwhile~*~*~* "Wow, this place is wonderful!" Selphie piped. " All the bright lights!"

"Yea, it is nice." Quistis replied, looking around for Squall. " I wonder where he is." Quistis said, talking to no inpaticular. Selphie turned in her bar stool to look at Quistis. " You like him don't you?" She inquired. Quistis blushed, and looked away sipping on her long island iced tea.

"Oooh. You do, you do!"

"Well, I guess I do. But it's nothing serious. I'm sure it's just lust." Quistis admitted.

"Lust? Hahaha. Quistis is lusting for Squally!" Selphie yelled.

"Selphie! Sssh. Someone might hear you."

"No one can hear me over this music. Don't worr-"

"Did you say Squall?" A young woman asked. She stood at about 5'5, with tan skin, and blue eyes. "I don't mean to intrude, but do you know him?"

Quistis spoke up. "Yes, we do. And you are?"

"That's not really important. The important thing is that your little Squally is a whore. I was just at his place this morning." She grinned. "I had a wonderful time. Well, that is until he went crazy and kicked me out."

"Yea I bet. Squall isn't like that. He'd never be seen with someone like you!" Selphie yelled. The girl laughed. "Well, if you say so sweetie. Be careful, or you'll be his next victim."

"Victim?" Quistis repeated to herself. *~*~Meanwhile*~*~

Squall pulled up to Rinoa's house, and parked his truck across the street. He started to hesitate.Seifer's car was sitting in her driveway. What is Seifer doing here? At Rinoa's house? He thought for a while, then it came to him. Shit! please still be alive, Rinoa! Squall got out of his car, and walked towards Rinoa's front porch, avoiding the toy sitting out on the steps. Squall took a deep breath before knocking on the door. The first time his fist hit the wood, the door opened. The hell? Rinoa always has the door locked. Maybe she just forgot to lock it this time. Squall walked into the extremely quiet house. It would have been pitch black if it wasn't for the faint light emitting from a room upstairs. Squall walked upstairs quietly, and opened up the door slightly, peeking in. His eyes widened when he saw Seifer leaning over Rinoa, his gunblade pressed to her neck.

"You bitch! You think you're so smart don't you? Well, it's time for me to teach you a new trick....how to play dead." (A.N That was corny. o.O but...hey...I needed something there!)

"Why are you doing this, Seifer?" Rinoa whispered in fear.

"Because you're trying to take something away from me, and I don't like it. Isn't that right, Squall? I heard you come in. Why don't you take a seat?"

"What the hell are you doing Seifer?" Squall yelled.

"I'm just getting rid of our excess baggage, Squally. That's all. Then we can be happy again. Just like we were before." Squall shook his head in disbelief. He knew this moment was coming. The moment when his two of many lovers crossed paths. He knew from the moment he slept with Seifer there would be nothing but trouble, but lust got the better of him. Now it all came back to kick him in the balls. "Seifer, why are you here? I thought you said it'd be a secret just between the two of us!" Squall said, still in disbelief. It'd only happened twice before. *~*~*~FlashBack~*~*~* "Wait..be gentle, I don't want it to hurt."

"Don't worry it won't hurt bad." Seifer said, a grin across his face. He held his tool in his hand, ready to start the process. Squall stood in front of him, on his kness also ready. He closed his eyes, waiting for the pain. Seifer took a deep breath, swiping the knife across his face, making an almost perfect cut on his face. (Thought they were doing the do, didn't you? Muahahahaha!)

"Shit!" Squall screamed. " I thought you said it wouldn't hurt!"

"I lied." Seifer said, grinning lazily. " It's my turn." He gave Squall the knife covered with his own blood. Squall took the knife in his head, shaking furiously. He held it tightly as he made the cut on his lovers face. Sweat, and a mixture of blood dripped down both they're faces. The pain was overwhelming, but they both stood strong. Seifer laughed as Squall took deep breaths, trying to cover the pain. Seifer leaned down to his tired lover, and gave him a passionate kiss. "You'll be OK. Don't worry about a thing." *~*~End*~*~ Then there was that other time with her. When they both thought they'd try something new. A threesome. But with who? No other then Ms.-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ What's that I smell? Is that a cliffie?! Muahahahahaha. You must wait to see who they experimented with!!! I liked this story too much for it to be a one shot.....sooooo...here's chapter two! R&R. And don't get all "Why'd you make my Squally gay, you bitch!" on me..You know as much as I do that you'd love to See Seifer and Squall gettin' it on! I know I wanna!!! ^.~