Chapter five, the last 'Angel Chapter', I'm almost in tears, this
hilarious clubbing-night-out is a about to end, but things will only get
better!
Disclaimer: I own all the characters apart form Justin Timberlake!
"Oh please, Eddie Backwards has gatecrashed? Who cares?" called out Tanya, flicking a strand of chesnut-brown hair from her face. I nodded in agreement, wanting the moment to last longer.
"Eddie? Isn't he the good looking one?" whispered a blonde girl from year eight, standing near me. I laughed out loud and put my hands on my hips.
"Good looking my arse! He's a bloody ponce, stay away. Vicky's already within snogging distance anyway," I told the twelve year olds, as I caught a glimpse of Eddie outside of the toilets.
Whilst the unlimited Eddie and Vicky snogging was on full show outside, Bella was still stuck between the sinks and it was slowly losing it's funny side.But it was still slightly funny as Bella had givin up wriggling and was now resting her arms on her belly, glaring at everybody, me in particular.
"You'll be sorry Ellie!" she said, just loud enough for me to hear. I giggled once more and headed right out of the toilets, my sides still aching form twenty minutes of laughing.
"Anyone else getting pretty tired of Vicky and Eddie?" asked Tanya, stiffling a yawn.
"How'd you guess?" I joked.
"Hmmmm, maybe we could have some fun?" said Tnaya mischeviously, grinning. I knew that grin. That was the girn she wore before throwing pennys at our french teacher. That was the girn before she came out with another Bella joke.
"I'm all for it, what's the plan?" said Kat. Tanya raised one eyebrow and carried on grinning.
"Well, I've got some ideas to keep us going all night. How about we see if Eddie resists temptation?"
"So we're going to flirt with him? Make Vicky jealous?" I questioned Tanya.
"Not just that El, what about his mates? Aren't they all going out with one of the Vicky-Clones?" I asked Tanya.
"Yup, there's Johnny Burnnit and Jane Johnson. And then Adam Tennis, the tennis-mad one, and Gemma Duffkey," replied Kat knowlingly, who was pretty 'in' with the Vicky-clones.
"What about Alex Tomata?" I asked, remembering another devoted member of the Eddie-fan-club.
"No, he's not going out with any of them. He's so gay, can't you tell?" replied Tanya with a smirk.
I thought back to Alex. Apart from being in Eddie's gang, he was great friends with nearly every girl in the year. He was a camp as....somebody gay. Not to mention he'd forced his friends to go and see Love Actaully and cried at the end according to Johnny Burnnit. And of course, it was only a month ago he went to see Justin Timberlake in concert and returned with a t-shirt saying 'I love you Justin' and then he was spotted for a brief moment on the DVD, scremaing along with a few girls. Ok, he was obviously gay but it had never really crossed my mind.
"Well, I reckon we should just ask them outright to come the pictures with us and chances are, the brainless morons will say yes, forgetting they have girlfriend and that should piss Vicky off enough for a lover's tiff, eh?"
"You're a genius Tanya!" I complimented her.
"I know, I know, let's get cracking!"
"Hold on, how are we going to get rid Vicky? Should we prise them apart?" asked Kat, gesturing to the 'couple' who seemed to be joined at the mouth.
"Oi! Vicky! Your fake tan is all streaky!" I called out. Vicky pulled away from Eddie and screamed, heading for the loo's followed by the rest of the clones.
"Right, the plan's in action!"
Disclaimer: I own all the characters apart form Justin Timberlake!
"Oh please, Eddie Backwards has gatecrashed? Who cares?" called out Tanya, flicking a strand of chesnut-brown hair from her face. I nodded in agreement, wanting the moment to last longer.
"Eddie? Isn't he the good looking one?" whispered a blonde girl from year eight, standing near me. I laughed out loud and put my hands on my hips.
"Good looking my arse! He's a bloody ponce, stay away. Vicky's already within snogging distance anyway," I told the twelve year olds, as I caught a glimpse of Eddie outside of the toilets.
Whilst the unlimited Eddie and Vicky snogging was on full show outside, Bella was still stuck between the sinks and it was slowly losing it's funny side.But it was still slightly funny as Bella had givin up wriggling and was now resting her arms on her belly, glaring at everybody, me in particular.
"You'll be sorry Ellie!" she said, just loud enough for me to hear. I giggled once more and headed right out of the toilets, my sides still aching form twenty minutes of laughing.
"Anyone else getting pretty tired of Vicky and Eddie?" asked Tanya, stiffling a yawn.
"How'd you guess?" I joked.
"Hmmmm, maybe we could have some fun?" said Tnaya mischeviously, grinning. I knew that grin. That was the girn she wore before throwing pennys at our french teacher. That was the girn before she came out with another Bella joke.
"I'm all for it, what's the plan?" said Kat. Tanya raised one eyebrow and carried on grinning.
"Well, I've got some ideas to keep us going all night. How about we see if Eddie resists temptation?"
"So we're going to flirt with him? Make Vicky jealous?" I questioned Tanya.
"Not just that El, what about his mates? Aren't they all going out with one of the Vicky-Clones?" I asked Tanya.
"Yup, there's Johnny Burnnit and Jane Johnson. And then Adam Tennis, the tennis-mad one, and Gemma Duffkey," replied Kat knowlingly, who was pretty 'in' with the Vicky-clones.
"What about Alex Tomata?" I asked, remembering another devoted member of the Eddie-fan-club.
"No, he's not going out with any of them. He's so gay, can't you tell?" replied Tanya with a smirk.
I thought back to Alex. Apart from being in Eddie's gang, he was great friends with nearly every girl in the year. He was a camp as....somebody gay. Not to mention he'd forced his friends to go and see Love Actaully and cried at the end according to Johnny Burnnit. And of course, it was only a month ago he went to see Justin Timberlake in concert and returned with a t-shirt saying 'I love you Justin' and then he was spotted for a brief moment on the DVD, scremaing along with a few girls. Ok, he was obviously gay but it had never really crossed my mind.
"Well, I reckon we should just ask them outright to come the pictures with us and chances are, the brainless morons will say yes, forgetting they have girlfriend and that should piss Vicky off enough for a lover's tiff, eh?"
"You're a genius Tanya!" I complimented her.
"I know, I know, let's get cracking!"
"Hold on, how are we going to get rid Vicky? Should we prise them apart?" asked Kat, gesturing to the 'couple' who seemed to be joined at the mouth.
"Oi! Vicky! Your fake tan is all streaky!" I called out. Vicky pulled away from Eddie and screamed, heading for the loo's followed by the rest of the clones.
"Right, the plan's in action!"