(Clears throat)
Hey.
I'm not a hufflepuff, or a ravenclaw...
and I don't live in a dungeon, or eat bouillabaisse, or own a nimbus2001...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Durmstrang, although I'm certain they're
really, really nice.
I have a Headmaster, not a Principal.
I speak English and Parselmouthe, NOT Pixie.
And I pronounce it 'ALOHAMORA', NOT 'ALOHAMARA'.
I can proudly enchant my house's symbol on my trunk.
I believe in practical joking, NOT punishing.
SORTINGS, NOT choosing where I go,
AND THAT THE FLOBBERWORM IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL
A CHARM IS A SPELL,
A MUDBLOOD IS A GREAT WIZARD, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'HER-MI-ONE' NOT 'HERM-OWN-NINY', 'HER-MI-ONE'!!!
HOGWARTS IS THE SECOND LARGEST SCHOOL!
THE FIRST ACADEMY OF QUIDDITCH!
AND THE BEST PART OF THE WIZARDING WORLD
MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER!!
AND I AM A WIZARD!!!!!!!!