~Who hates cooking???~
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Storm started cooking. Wolverine came in and bugged her about her new hairdo. The lightning bolt blew up the oven.
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A new oven was brought in. Kitty took over for Storm. Kurt ported in and scared her. Kitty phased through the oven.
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Wolverine started up the grill while the oven was getting fixed. Bobby accidentally handed him gasoline.
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The Acolytes came over for dinner. Rogue was cooking. Gambit was very very happy. They both had to be treated for burns.
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Scott helped Jean cook. Kurt came in and gave Scott a friendly slap on the back. Scott and Jean were rushed to the hospital.
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Jamie made cookies at for Home Economics. Unfortunately each of his duplicates wanted a bite. His teacher had her eyes checked.
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Spyke tried cooking. The only thing he accomplished was Swiss cheese.
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Jean was cooking for Home Economics. Duncan didn't like her cooking. Need we say more??
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Lance's cooking stunk, everyone admitted it. Construction crews were called in the next day.
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Sabertooth was cooking when the X-men attacked Magneto's hideout. Wolverine was found uncontrolably laughing next to a Kiss me, I'm Irish and I cook frilly apron.
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Wanda tried cooking for therapy. Blob went flying through the window, bounced off of Mystique's car, and hit a nearby passerby. Police arrested him for drunk driving.
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Tabitha was cooking at Home Ec. Class. The teacher gave her an F. Home Ec. class was temporarily canceled.