Who hates cooking? Part II

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Kitty and Logan were out shopping for ingredients.

Chuck said to get some meat.

Okay Logan.

The two walked up to the counter. Seconds later, Kitty ran away screaming, leaving Logan there to scratch his head.

All I did was ask for a chuck steak!
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Ororo was baking in the kitchen. She reached for a box of Shake-n-bake. The box transformed into Mystique and Ororo ran screaming from the room.
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Kurt was chopping up a banana to make some fruit salad. All of a sudden all the Wiggles marched in and began to sing.
Fruit salad! Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit salad! Yummy Yummy!
Kurt's eyes grew wide with fear.
The Wiggles' cook came into the room Yummy Yummy Yummy Yummy Fruit Salad!
Kurt gave a scream and ran from the room, the Wiggles followed him from the room, Lets make some fruit salad today! Uh-uh! Its fun to do its the healthy way! Uh-uh!
10 minutes later, Professor Xavier rolled in. Where's the band I hired for my party?
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Kurt had just managed to shake the Wiggles and their evil cook. He took a cookie out of the jar and sat down on the couch. The next thing he knew Cookie Monster had sat down next to him.
Kurt looked over at his fellow blue friend.
C is for Cookie! That good enough for me!
Cookie Monster grabbed his cookie and ate it.
C is for Cookie! That good enough for me!
Cookie Monster began tearing apart the room, singing and looking for cookies.
C is for Cookie! That good enough for me!
Kurt took cover behind a desk.
oh cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C! C is for Cookie! That good enough for me!
Kurt ran from the room with Cookie Monster following him.
Professor Xavier rolled in 10 minutes later, I thought I told my party entertainment to wait here!
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Wanda was cooking. Actually she was making popcorn. As she made it, strange guests began to appear at the table.
First appeared Barney, the big purple dinosaur. Next came Jim Carrey, followed by Tom Cruise. Soon there were various stars and famous people sitting around the kitchen table.
Wanda turned around. The people surprised her.
16 Chinese people in Hong Kong were now wondering how the heck 20 famous people covered in popcorn appeared in their living room.
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Kitty was cooking, everyone had taken cover except poor little Jamie, who just happened to walk into the kitchen at the wrong time.
Kitty offered him a cookie and left some macaroni boiling on the stove. She opened up the cubboard and Pryo jumped out of it and screamed.
One Jamie had to get his stomach pumped, 3 others had to be treated for burns. Kitty just phased through the flame.
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It was St.Patricks Day, and Ororo was kneading the dough for the Irish Soda Bread.
Logan came in and distracted her, so she didn't notice that she had put yeast in the bread by accident (A/N Soda bread rises on its own, so you don't need yeast).
Ororo put the bread in the oven.
Kurt had just managed to escape the wrath of Cookie Monster, and headed into the kitchen.
The bread exploded with such force that it blew out the oven. Poor Kurt was taken to the hospital for numerous burns and injuries. The Wiggles came in to visit him and cheer him up.