Oh no! I've written another chapter! Help us all!!

Yah, so I originally written this story as different random cooking events, but I felt really evil today and decided just to continue torturing Kurt with children's programing. They say you always hurt those you love.....

Poor Kurt had returned home from the hospital mere days ago. The Professor had removed all of his memories of the evil wiggles. Unfortunately, he was not to be happy for long.
He had walked downstairs into the kitchen for breakfast and decided to make some toast. Kurt buttered the toast and had just sat down to eat it when all of a sudden, four giant alien babies who wanted to take over the world (more commonly known as Tinkie-Winkie, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po) barged into the room screaming, TUBBY TOAST! TUBBY TOAST!!!
Thus, Kurt bamfed out of the room as fast as possible, leaving the Teletubbies to devour the toast in peace.

Later, after the Professor reassured him that the Teletubbies were a hallucination that was side-effect of his medicine, Kurt ventured forth from his room.
He took a banana in one hand and, looking around nervously, slowly went to peel it.
But this was not to be! The banana suddenly sprouted legs and ran around singing, Bananas in Pyjamas! Bananas in Pyjamas! Kurt tried to run, but a pinapple nearby sprouted a door and out walked a little sponge.
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I don't know! Replied the totally baffled Kurt.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! The little sponge yelled in his ear.
What's with all the singing fruit? The blue teenager sobbed, completely breaking down.
And low and behold, The Wiggles marched in.
Kurt mumbled, thinking fast,
The Wiggles sighed and left the room. Taking this moment to escape, Kurt slowly stood up, but it was too late!
If you like to talk to tomatoes, If a squash can make you smile, if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle!! Have we got a show for you!
Kurt groaned. He knew what was coming as he watched the small tomato who had hopped in be joined by a cucumber with a tuba.
Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales! Broccoli, Celery, gotta be....Veggie Tales! Cauliflower, sweet and sour. Half an hour, Veggie Tales!
Without further ado, Kurt bamfed up to his room, from where he refuse to eat for three whole days.