Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure I own everything in this chapter . . .

A/N: This is indeed a parody. It is posted on ff.n as a means of informing people who actually write like this that their style isn't the best.

Huinesoron and Quelleharmaiel
Epilogue (AN or should it be prologue lol): In which "David" and "Eleanor" get confused

Once, there was a guy who lived in England. His name was David, and he was very tall, dark, and handsome. He was talking to his friend UnDeadGoat on MSN, only her real name was Eleanor, and she thought of him as Huinesoron. (AN: LOL no duh they didnt use they're real names online) She was reely pretty with green/gold/hazely eyes that were pretty and long pretty hair. Then, because of a mysterious concidence, they both went to the same story on ff.n. "Hey, this is a Mary Sue," they both said at the same time. (AN: But it wasn't lol it was my other sotry go and reed it its good but their reelly supsicious ppl who think everthing they read is a 'sue if it's got a romance in it lol.)

Then, all of a sudden, both of theyre computers turned into spiral portal things. The color was reely reely pretty, but because their reely meen, they said, "Ew! It's urply-wilver!"

Then, both of them simultaneously stuck their hands into the computer screens to see what was going on. "Oh no!" they screamed, "I'm being sucked into the computer!"

Later, when their parents wanted to tell them to come to dinner, they found only empty chairs. "Oh no!" they screamed. "Where are our children!?"

A/N: Isn't this funny lol I haven't decided whether I'm gonna make them fall in love with eachother or Leglas lol but Leggy will be in the sotry lol isn't he so HOTT lol but not as hott as David lol bnut that's not really his real name lol if you review i'll tell you what his real name is lol and ill give you a koocy lol.

[Real Author's Note: I don't want any reviews saying you loved it and want more, because this is a parody which I originally wrote as a joke to annoy Huinesoron (David). I realize that it doesn't read quite like something that's very poorly written because the author has no skill, because it pokes fun at itself.

And now, let's play spot the problems, shall we? What's wrong with this chapter? Oh, and the in-story author notes are not things I would actually say. I don't think David's much hotter than Legolas, for one. And the story mentioned above isn't one of mine, though it would be appreciated if you'd read some of my other stuff.

And I know the difference between epilogues and prologues, but lots of authors here on ff.n don't, sadly.]