Wha cheese?
I'm finally back!
Now I bring you Chapter 3 of Megaman & Megaman X!
I bet you're all saying "FINALLY!!!" But even I had problems writing this.
Now it's time for the premier of Chapter 3! (Put Star wars Background music...)
Chapter 3: A day in the weekend of X and Zero.
House.
Some days have been past since X and Zero moved to Rock and Roll's house. Still Zero has some problems with the polite quick-tempered Roll. But X and Rock get along very well.
Today's the weekend when Zero and X have a free day. X is the first one who wakes up. He goes to the kitchen as he makes the breakfast. Roll smelling the food goes down to assist X.
Roll: Hey X.
X: Hi Roll! Sleep well?
Roll: Tell that to Rock...
Rock is coming down the stairs with a snooze look. Looks like he was up the entire night.
X: Rock! What happened? Did you sleep the entire night?
Rock: I lost against that squirrel...
Roll: He was competing against a squirrel in a staring contest. But he lost like at 7:00 am.
Rock: DAMN YOU SQUIRREL!
X: I'm not gonna ask.
Zero: Hey X.
X: Hi Zero!
Zero: So. We don't have to work today.
X: Really?
Zero: Today is Saturday. We're not self efficient artificial intelligence robots designed to bust bad guys for our entire life.
X: ...You got a point there...
Roll: So what are you doing?
Zero: Maybe we're just going to the mall.
X: Mall, mall, mall!
Rock: X, you surely love the mall...
Zero: Well, we gotta go. Wanna go with us?
Roll: No thanks. I have to clean everyone's mess.
Rock: I have to challenge that squirrel again this time playing with my PS2.
X: Oh well. Have fun!
Roll: You too.
X and Zero arrive to the mall close to the neighborhood. They act as they always do in there.
Zero: So... Split up and meet in front of the fountain at 4:00 pm?
X: Sure.
Zero: Just don't spend the entire paycheck as you always do...
X: You know I need that Zenny!
Zero: I don't blame you. Well, see ya.
X: See ya.
The two hunters split up going to different places.
Me: Now I'm gonna explain this in different locations of the mall. First X and then Zero there.
Arcade- Racing game.
X: Now let's respect the speed limit of 10 miles per hour and no accidents will happen.
The other cars pass like a bolt of lighting leaving X in last place like twenty times.
Zero: Out of my way you slowpokes!
Zero pushes the accelerator full powers basically turning his car into a ball of fire crashing against every car he touches making them explode.
Arcade- shooting game.
X: Now I'll let pass the old lady before firing that criminal who's killing that lady.
X lowers his berretta waiting the old lady to cross the screen.
Zero: Out of my way you old hag!
Zero waves his machine gun as he fires against EVERY innocent person who crosses in his way.
Music Store
X: Ah, classical music. A perfect blending between Tchaikovsky and Beethoven music styles.
X relaxes as he listens to the exquisite classical music.
Zero: TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! ROCK HELL BABY!
Zero listens to some heavy HEAVY metal sound. Most of the bands are imitations of actual bands.
Magazines post.
X: Wow! New species discovered just at the same time of the cure of the A.I.D.S.!
X reads some Discover magazine.
Zero: Oooohh Mama!
Zero reads... stares at the porn magazine...
Videogames rental.
X: Let's see. Use the stone of Anubis or the coin of sorrow on the altar of grief...
X is playing a game called "Prophecies of Athena" It's like Zelda, but with a lot more riddles and puzzles.
Zero: Blood, blood, BLOOD! SMASH!
Zero plays the very gory violent fighting game "Smashing Scrap yard." Like Mortal Kombat", but with Reploids.
After all that very different time, they meet in front of the fountain as they planned.
X: So Zero. Had fun?
Zero: Yeah, the usual.
X: Me too.
Zero: Anyways, let's go back to the house.
X: Yeah, I'm tired....
X and Zero arrive to the house as planned. Inside they don't find anyone in the first floor.
X: Where are Rock and Roll? Or Protoman or Bass?
Zero: I think they're up.
Upstairs there's a strange noise like people cheering somebody up with a competition.
X: Let's go check it out!
X and Zero run up the stairs as they arrive to Rock's room. Everyone is inside with money in their hands as they bet in a very fast rhythm.
Zero: What's going on here?!?
Roll: Rock and the squirrel are fighting against each other in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Rock: Look! I'm Jill!
Protoman: And the squirrel is Felicia...
X: ... Can we sit and watch?
Bass: Sure! I'm next against Rock!
Zero: I'm not even bothering...
The matches kept going and going until everyone spent the last money they had. Now Rock and Roll spent the fortune they received from Dr. Light before he passed away.
Roll: Uh... Rock...
Rock: What is it?
Roll: WE'RE BANKRUPTED!
Rock: What do you mean?
Roll: We don't have any money left!
Rock: Oh no! How am I gonna buy the X underwear I like so much!
X: Excuse me?
Zero: Why don't you become a hunter? We're needing new hunters after most half million died last time.
Rock: ... How much do you pay?
X: Well, we have Medicare...
Rock: Hmmm...
X: Also dentist and oculist.
Rock: Ok. I'm in.
X: Good! Come with us tomorrow to the base!
Zero: You'll like everyone.
Rock: I hope so...
Roll: You'll do well brother!
Rock: Yeah! Now the hunters will count on Megaman!
Zero: Then we HAVE reason to keep calling X X.
X: You almost say XXX....
Zero: Sorry...
Now Megaman is going to be a new hunter because he NOW NEEDS the money.
See ya next chapter.
I'm finally back!
Now I bring you Chapter 3 of Megaman & Megaman X!
I bet you're all saying "FINALLY!!!" But even I had problems writing this.
Now it's time for the premier of Chapter 3! (Put Star wars Background music...)
Chapter 3: A day in the weekend of X and Zero.
House.
Some days have been past since X and Zero moved to Rock and Roll's house. Still Zero has some problems with the polite quick-tempered Roll. But X and Rock get along very well.
Today's the weekend when Zero and X have a free day. X is the first one who wakes up. He goes to the kitchen as he makes the breakfast. Roll smelling the food goes down to assist X.
Roll: Hey X.
X: Hi Roll! Sleep well?
Roll: Tell that to Rock...
Rock is coming down the stairs with a snooze look. Looks like he was up the entire night.
X: Rock! What happened? Did you sleep the entire night?
Rock: I lost against that squirrel...
Roll: He was competing against a squirrel in a staring contest. But he lost like at 7:00 am.
Rock: DAMN YOU SQUIRREL!
X: I'm not gonna ask.
Zero: Hey X.
X: Hi Zero!
Zero: So. We don't have to work today.
X: Really?
Zero: Today is Saturday. We're not self efficient artificial intelligence robots designed to bust bad guys for our entire life.
X: ...You got a point there...
Roll: So what are you doing?
Zero: Maybe we're just going to the mall.
X: Mall, mall, mall!
Rock: X, you surely love the mall...
Zero: Well, we gotta go. Wanna go with us?
Roll: No thanks. I have to clean everyone's mess.
Rock: I have to challenge that squirrel again this time playing with my PS2.
X: Oh well. Have fun!
Roll: You too.
X and Zero arrive to the mall close to the neighborhood. They act as they always do in there.
Zero: So... Split up and meet in front of the fountain at 4:00 pm?
X: Sure.
Zero: Just don't spend the entire paycheck as you always do...
X: You know I need that Zenny!
Zero: I don't blame you. Well, see ya.
X: See ya.
The two hunters split up going to different places.
Me: Now I'm gonna explain this in different locations of the mall. First X and then Zero there.
Arcade- Racing game.
X: Now let's respect the speed limit of 10 miles per hour and no accidents will happen.
The other cars pass like a bolt of lighting leaving X in last place like twenty times.
Zero: Out of my way you slowpokes!
Zero pushes the accelerator full powers basically turning his car into a ball of fire crashing against every car he touches making them explode.
Arcade- shooting game.
X: Now I'll let pass the old lady before firing that criminal who's killing that lady.
X lowers his berretta waiting the old lady to cross the screen.
Zero: Out of my way you old hag!
Zero waves his machine gun as he fires against EVERY innocent person who crosses in his way.
Music Store
X: Ah, classical music. A perfect blending between Tchaikovsky and Beethoven music styles.
X relaxes as he listens to the exquisite classical music.
Zero: TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! ROCK HELL BABY!
Zero listens to some heavy HEAVY metal sound. Most of the bands are imitations of actual bands.
Magazines post.
X: Wow! New species discovered just at the same time of the cure of the A.I.D.S.!
X reads some Discover magazine.
Zero: Oooohh Mama!
Zero reads... stares at the porn magazine...
Videogames rental.
X: Let's see. Use the stone of Anubis or the coin of sorrow on the altar of grief...
X is playing a game called "Prophecies of Athena" It's like Zelda, but with a lot more riddles and puzzles.
Zero: Blood, blood, BLOOD! SMASH!
Zero plays the very gory violent fighting game "Smashing Scrap yard." Like Mortal Kombat", but with Reploids.
After all that very different time, they meet in front of the fountain as they planned.
X: So Zero. Had fun?
Zero: Yeah, the usual.
X: Me too.
Zero: Anyways, let's go back to the house.
X: Yeah, I'm tired....
X and Zero arrive to the house as planned. Inside they don't find anyone in the first floor.
X: Where are Rock and Roll? Or Protoman or Bass?
Zero: I think they're up.
Upstairs there's a strange noise like people cheering somebody up with a competition.
X: Let's go check it out!
X and Zero run up the stairs as they arrive to Rock's room. Everyone is inside with money in their hands as they bet in a very fast rhythm.
Zero: What's going on here?!?
Roll: Rock and the squirrel are fighting against each other in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
Rock: Look! I'm Jill!
Protoman: And the squirrel is Felicia...
X: ... Can we sit and watch?
Bass: Sure! I'm next against Rock!
Zero: I'm not even bothering...
The matches kept going and going until everyone spent the last money they had. Now Rock and Roll spent the fortune they received from Dr. Light before he passed away.
Roll: Uh... Rock...
Rock: What is it?
Roll: WE'RE BANKRUPTED!
Rock: What do you mean?
Roll: We don't have any money left!
Rock: Oh no! How am I gonna buy the X underwear I like so much!
X: Excuse me?
Zero: Why don't you become a hunter? We're needing new hunters after most half million died last time.
Rock: ... How much do you pay?
X: Well, we have Medicare...
Rock: Hmmm...
X: Also dentist and oculist.
Rock: Ok. I'm in.
X: Good! Come with us tomorrow to the base!
Zero: You'll like everyone.
Rock: I hope so...
Roll: You'll do well brother!
Rock: Yeah! Now the hunters will count on Megaman!
Zero: Then we HAVE reason to keep calling X X.
X: You almost say XXX....
Zero: Sorry...
Now Megaman is going to be a new hunter because he NOW NEEDS the money.
See ya next chapter.