An Accidental Sit
Note: Inuyasha is not mine. All rights reserved by the
respective copyright holders.
Any and all feedback would be greatly appreciated. I'm sure a story like this has been done before but I wanted to do one of my own. Just playing off an old anime cliché.
"I've brought some food for everyone. Is it okay if we were to eat right now?" Kagome asked as she climbed out of the Well.
The group sat down under a nice tall tree on the off-skirts of the village, ready to eat the food that Kagome had prepared herself for them. Inuyasha didn't seem comfortable with the whole situation and decided to just grab the instant ramen and jumped to the top of the tree. "Inuyasha, what about the food I made myself? Don't you want any?" Kagome asks.
"Keh! Your food is terrible. I'd rather eat my own puke over your cooking." Inuyasha answered back.
This unnerved Kagome greatly. Her anger was rising. She stood up right under and tree. "SSSSIIIITTTT!!!!" She screamed out at the top of her lungs.
Inuyasha collapsed from the tree, face first. Kagome was still screaming out "SIT! SIT! SIT!" as Inuyasha collapsed on top of her. His face on top of hers, his lips pressed against hers. The others stand shocked by what's happened.
Realizing after the number of sit commands that Inuyasha wouldn't be getting up anytime soon, Kagome thinks about her present situation. 'NO! NOT LIKE THIS!' Kagome thinks to herself.
"Hhhmmm... We might have to try that, Sango. Knock me down quickly." Miroku says.
Sango pulls out her Hiraikotsu and slams it against Miroku's cheeks, knocking him out. "Yeesh, what are you thinking?" Sango asks.
"Miroku's just thinking about getting some action like he always does." Shippou responds.
'Even if this isn't very romantic, this is still my first kiss. And it is with Inuyasha. What am I getting so melodramatic for? I should really just enjoy this moment since Inuyasha doesn't seem to have any interest in ever making any kind of move and who knows when, if ever, we'll kiss again.' Kagome thinks to herself and decides to further explore the kiss.
'WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?! I thought she would be mad. She wants to go further, huh? But Kikyou is... ah, forget it. THIS FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!' Inuyasha thinks to himself as he decides to further explore the kiss. "Uuummm... shouldn't the sit command have worn off by now?" Sango asks.
Inuyasha and Kagome stop kissing and Inuyasha starts to climb up.
"Sit!" Kagome instructs and Inuyasha falls down on Kagome again and they resume making out.
"Never mind. C'mon Shippou, let's go. They want to be alone for awhile." Sango explains as she drags the unconscious Miroku with her.
"Funny, I always knew there would be a day where they couldn't keep their hands off each other, but I always thought you and Miroku would do that first." Shippou tells Sango.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Sango yells out.
"And I'm the only one that gets called a child." Shippou sighs.
The End
Note: Inuyasha is not mine. All rights reserved by the
respective copyright holders.
Any and all feedback would be greatly appreciated. I'm sure a story like this has been done before but I wanted to do one of my own. Just playing off an old anime cliché.
"I've brought some food for everyone. Is it okay if we were to eat right now?" Kagome asked as she climbed out of the Well.
The group sat down under a nice tall tree on the off-skirts of the village, ready to eat the food that Kagome had prepared herself for them. Inuyasha didn't seem comfortable with the whole situation and decided to just grab the instant ramen and jumped to the top of the tree. "Inuyasha, what about the food I made myself? Don't you want any?" Kagome asks.
"Keh! Your food is terrible. I'd rather eat my own puke over your cooking." Inuyasha answered back.
This unnerved Kagome greatly. Her anger was rising. She stood up right under and tree. "SSSSIIIITTTT!!!!" She screamed out at the top of her lungs.
Inuyasha collapsed from the tree, face first. Kagome was still screaming out "SIT! SIT! SIT!" as Inuyasha collapsed on top of her. His face on top of hers, his lips pressed against hers. The others stand shocked by what's happened.
Realizing after the number of sit commands that Inuyasha wouldn't be getting up anytime soon, Kagome thinks about her present situation. 'NO! NOT LIKE THIS!' Kagome thinks to herself.
"Hhhmmm... We might have to try that, Sango. Knock me down quickly." Miroku says.
Sango pulls out her Hiraikotsu and slams it against Miroku's cheeks, knocking him out. "Yeesh, what are you thinking?" Sango asks.
"Miroku's just thinking about getting some action like he always does." Shippou responds.
'Even if this isn't very romantic, this is still my first kiss. And it is with Inuyasha. What am I getting so melodramatic for? I should really just enjoy this moment since Inuyasha doesn't seem to have any interest in ever making any kind of move and who knows when, if ever, we'll kiss again.' Kagome thinks to herself and decides to further explore the kiss.
'WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?! I thought she would be mad. She wants to go further, huh? But Kikyou is... ah, forget it. THIS FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!' Inuyasha thinks to himself as he decides to further explore the kiss. "Uuummm... shouldn't the sit command have worn off by now?" Sango asks.
Inuyasha and Kagome stop kissing and Inuyasha starts to climb up.
"Sit!" Kagome instructs and Inuyasha falls down on Kagome again and they resume making out.
"Never mind. C'mon Shippou, let's go. They want to be alone for awhile." Sango explains as she drags the unconscious Miroku with her.
"Funny, I always knew there would be a day where they couldn't keep their hands off each other, but I always thought you and Miroku would do that first." Shippou tells Sango.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Sango yells out.
"And I'm the only one that gets called a child." Shippou sighs.
The End