Disclaimer: So... I do not own any of these characters... the talented Ms. Rowling does.

"Well, if it isn't the happy couple." Ron said as Harry and Hermione entered the common room the next day. Hermione blushed slightly.

"Hey Ron."

"So I presume yesterday went well?" Ron asked them.

"Very." Harry said with a sly grin. Damn them Ron thought.

"Yes, it went very well Ron. What did you do all day?" Hermione asked Ron.

"Well, I uh... played chess with Seamus... and I did some homework." I had the most boring time in the world and I hate you two for ditching me.

"Oh, sounds fun."

"It was." There was an awkward silence.

"Well, we have to go to the uh... eh hem... library." Harry and Hermione left. Now they are going to go to the corner of the library and make out. Wonderful. I hope they get mono Ron thought to himself. He decided to take a walk around the castle. On the way he met up with none other then Draco Malfoy.

"Oh look, it's the Weasel. Where are Potty and the Mudblood?" Malfoy sneered.

"Fuck off, Malfoy. They aren't here. They're in the library."

"Little goodie goods, studying like good little wizards." Malfoy said in a mocking voice.

"I said fuck off, Malfoy." Ron tried to step around him but with no prevail.

"I don't appreciate people talking to me like that, especially weasels."

"I don't appreciate you either. We're even. See ya-"

"You aren't getting away that easily." Malfoy pulled out his wand and stuck it to Ron's throat. Damn, my wand is in my other robes! I knew I forgot something...

"Malfoy, don't."

"Aww, wittle weasel scawred??"

"No, just unprepared. Fuck off."

"I said I don't appreciate that, you fucking fire headed weasel."

"What the hell do you want with me, Malfoy? You have your minions, were is dear Crabbe and Goyle??"

"Not here at the moment. Besides, I can't trust them."

"Oh and you can trust me??"

"Lets just say you are a little more reliable than they are when it comes to brains. Although not much..."

"What are you talking about?"

"Listen up, you fucking weasel. Do me this favour and I won't bug you anymore. Don't and I will unfortunately have a slight slip of the tongue, with a certain unforgivable..."

"What do you want me to do?"

"You must promise not to tell anyone what I am about to tell you. Or I will most certainly have that slip sooner than you expect."

"Alright, alright."

"I fancy Granger and I need your help."

"YOU WHAT?" Ron fell on the floor laughing.

"Cruci-"

"Fine! Sorry, won't happen again."

"It had better not."

"Why me?"

"Because you are her 'friend' and she trusts you."

"You do know she's currently dating Harry, don't you?"

"Yes, that is the other problem. And you, being Potter's best friend, will be perfect for the job."

"Alright, whatever, what do I have to do?"

"Just keep an eye on them, tell me what Hermione likes and doesn't like, stuff like that, until I formulate a better plan."

"Whatever. Can I go now?"

"Fine." Malfoy put down his wand and Ron walked away.

Harry and Hermione made their way to the library. On the way they ran into Colin Creevy, who just happened to have his camera with him.

"Wow, Harry! Got a girlfriend, I see? Can I take your picture?" at least he's asking, now...

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Colin started taking pictures so Harry and Hermione left in a hurry. When they reached the library they automatically headed for the back corner, the signature spot for couples wanting to make out. They "hung out" there for about half an hour before Hermione decided to study a bit. (This is Hermione, after all.) Harry studied with her, and things were going great until guess who showed up.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the latest couple – Potty and Granger. Oh how cute..." Malfoy made a gagging noise.

"What do you want, Malfoy?" Hermione said.

"Nothing in particular, I was bored and decided to piss the latest couple off."

"Well you have successfully fulfilled your anti-boredom activity so go away."

"Woah, too many big words there Potter."

"Whatever."

"Alright then. I can see you two aren't going to let me have my fun so I am going to leave. Have fun, Mudblood." Hermione shot Malfoy a look of pure hatred.

"What is his problem?" Harry asked Hermione.

"Well for starters... wait, do you want me to continue? We will be here for a while."

"Yeah, don't bother. Wanna go back in the corner?"

"Indeed."

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