Onna: Jeeze glad thats over with sigh

Kurama: walks out of room wipping hands on towel

Onna: Didja take care of her?

Kurama: Looks at Hiei cowering in the corner Yeah finaly

Onna: Good, Hiei do the disclaimer

Hiei: ...... Shudders

Onna: Ok... Kurama do the disclaimer

Kurama: She no own you no sue

Suki: Screams I will get you Hiei

Onna: Be afraid be very afraid!!!! Runs out of house screaming I know the muffin man!!!

Kurama: Don't worry everything is ok!! Gets a dart shot into his neck Nighty Night Goes to sleep

Shadow figure: Aha now i've got you Laughs evily, half way threw starts coughing, Uh sorry about that please R&R.

REMINDER

"Talking"

'Thinking'

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Chapter 4: The 'Great' Introductions

Suki laid back on the couch, "So why were you guys hiding in a cave last night?" she asked innocently.

"Um," answered a surprised Kurama, "Well we got in a fight we weren't quite ready for." He lay back on the couch to try and relax, "What about you? Where did you get those wounds?"

"Some crazed demon hunter in the park probably looking for you?" she said getting up. "Give me a minute and I'll see if I can get Mia amd Mai to let you go," she walked into the kitchen.

'I think she likes you,' taunted Yoko.

'That or she wants rid of us,' Suiichi counted.

In the kitchen, Suki walked through the door and called, "Mai, Mai where are you?"

"Right here sissy," answered the younger one coming into view with a tray in hand. The other appeared with another tray and 4 T.V. dinners,

"What?"

"Why are you holding Kurama hostage?" Suki asked the older one, she set the tray on the counter,

"Well I figured if we don't start thanking the people who save you they might stop."

"People don't save my life all the time!"

"No just every other day!" Mai said with a grin.

"Fine whatever," yelled Suki throwing her hands in the air, at that her leg spazzed from the pain of moving to quickly (for the people who can't remember Suki was stabbed and has a lovely hole in her right now) and she fell. Once again Kurama caught her from behind,

"I have to go meet my friend and leaving you here with those two," he motioned to the little girls, "doesn't seem like a good idea," he said to Suki. She started to protest and he continued, "Especially not injured."

"But...but...but..," she was interupted by Mai and Mia pushing her and Kurama out the front door. Suki turned to them," Hey 5 minutes ago you wouldn't let him leave and now you're throwing us out!"

"Yes," said Mia closing the door and locking it, she and Mai high fived at their success. Moments later a pair of flip flops were thrown out the window for Suki.

"Thanks so much," she yelled picking them up.

"Shall we go," added Kurama offering his arm, she took it and they left.

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"Come on Boton!" Yumi cried "We're going to be late!"

"I'm comming!" she yelled back, 30 minutes later they were outside the cave where they were suppose to meet the gang. Hiei arrived with kuwabara (Baka) and Yusuke (Dimwit)

"Hey Boton." Yusuke said "Who's this?" he asked

"this is my Aunt's Uncle's Great neices cousin." Boton finished and took a deep breath, everyone looked at her doubfounded. "she's my relative" from out of nowhere a rock came flying and hit Yumi in the back of the head.

"Ow!" she said rubbing the back of her head where it hit.

"Baka Ningen" Hiei said expecting an out burst from her, she just glared at him not saying a word.

"You think shes a Human!" Boton said in her very annoying cheerful voice "Please I wouldn't introduce a human to you guys if you were the last things alive on this planet, she'd be dead whitin the hour. Suki and Kurama appeared next to them,

"Hey guys you remember Suki from last night!" Kurama said as he supported her.

"Ooh Kurama Gots a girlfriend." Kuwabara said in a sing song voice, as if by reflex Yumi hit him in the back of the head. Everyone looked at her,

"What you were expecting me to stand there like an idiot while this Baka spoke in his very annoying and ugly voice," Yumi said leaning against a nearby tree.

"So Kurama why is she with you?" asked Yusuke.

"Couldn't leave her alone," he answered

"Oh I see!" Yusuke said, Yumi's arm stretched out and she smacked Yusuke in the the back of the head,

"Guttermind!" She mumbled as Yusuke glared at her

"Hi I'm Boton" You know who said shaking Suki's hand, Suki's grip tightened on Kurama hoping that her arm wouldn't be shaken off.

"Um Boton can I have my hand back now?" Suki asked. Boton let go and Suki's arm fell limply to her side.

"I'm Yumi" she said absently as Kurama helped Suki sit down. 5 demon Hunters walked out of the brush,

"Great just what we needed!" Yusuke complained. A whip lashed out cutting Yumi's hand,

"Damn" She said looking at her torn palm, Hiei drew his katana as the demon hunters drew their assortment of weapons from various places.

"Well well well what do we have here?" asked the obvious leader of the group, he walked up to Yumi and ran his hand up and down her arm. "What's a pretty thing like you doing with trash like that!" She reached up and smacked him, "ahh it burns!" he yelled as everyone stared at her, she shrugged it off and took a fighting stance.

"You!!" Suki yelled suddenly while trying to get up, everyone lookd at her then followed her twitching eye to a tall man carrying a whip. "You are dead!" she yelled again

"What is it?" Kurama asked helping her stand. Her eyes narrowed,

"Thats the guy who left me for dead last night!" She said in a menacing voice.

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Onna: Runs back into the house holding Gingy from Shrek and Shrek 2 (Don't own so don't sue) See I told you I knew the Muffin man!!

Hiei: Still Shudderin

Kurama: Laying unconcious on the floor

Shadowy Figure: Sitting on the couch watching Hamtaro (Don't own either) Begins singing opening theme song

Onna:Uh who are you? And why are you singing that song?

Shadowy Figure: Names Shadowy Figure and I'm here For entertainment, you ordered me about two weeks ago off of Ebay (Don't own either)

Onna: Hey you were supposed to be here last week!!

Shadowy Figure: Yeah sorry about that took a wrong turn at Botswana

Onna: So why did you Knock out Kurama?

Shadowy Figure: I was watching him through the window and he wouldn't let that girl Nods to Suki whos is standing in the door way with an angry look on her face, is interupted by Onna

Onna: Ahh Suki!! Hiei RUN!!!!

Shadowy Figure: Uh what did I miss?

Onna: Okay while Hiei was trying to kill suki he broke her earing she vowed revenge and began giving off this powerfull aurora yeah After mutiple attempts at killing Hiei we were finally able to tie her to a chair and lock her in a closet.

Suki: Thanks for explaining now if you'll excuse me I've got to kill Hiei!

Onna: Great with Kurama Knocked out she will kill him A lot of help you were!

Shadowy Figure: Perhaps I can help

Onna: No you've helped enough!

Shadowy figure: Sulks back to couch and begins singing ending theme song of Hamtaro (don't own this either)

Suki: Hiei will die a slow painfull death!

Onna: Run Hiei!

Hiei: Hn Dissapeares