Disclaimer: I do not own anything even remotely WHR.

Hyde A/N: I hope you all like this. I have fun writing it. I send myself into laughing fits. It's awesome. Thank you to anyone who reviewed.

Amon looked up at the clock. Four-thirty. Enough time to go home and get some rest before his date.

Amon drove his awesome black car over to his apartment and searched the medicine cupboard. The only thing he found that looked even remotely helpful was Benadryl. He took two, then three for good measure. He then lay down on his couch and thought about Robin.

Robin was standing there with her glasses on. He saw the light of fire in her eyes.

"No!" he cried, but it was too late. His precious car went up in flames.

She turned to him. "No, wait, don't!" he said, but she didn't stop. In a moment, his macho black coat was in flames around him. He looked around for his Orbo gun. There, on the floor. He grabbed it, aimed through the flames, tightened his gun on the trigger…

Bang!

Amon sat up. His Orbo gun was in his hand. There was a smoking hole in his sink. It was 6:45.

Amon moved with lightning speed. He slung on his coat, grabbed his car keys, and was out the door in five minutes. Speeding down the freeway, he pulled up to Touko and Robin's apartment just in time.

As he parked the car, he tried to mutter to himself. Nothing came out. He tried to talk deeply and darkly to his dashboard. Nothing. He tried to give his radio a Sullen Glare That Causes All Electronic Equipment to Malfunction. Whew, that still worked.

First glancing around to see if Touko had come out yet, Amon reached into the depths of his coat and pulled out the Benadryl. He took two, and washed them down with some cough syrup. Just as he was about to sputter and gleck about the taste again, Touko came out, forcing him to ignore the horrible taste in his mouth. It did give him a slightly sour look, but Touko didn't notice, as that was his usual facial expression.

"Hi, Amon."

" grunt "

"Has your day improved?"

He nodded, then started the car and drove them to a nice restaurant called Koko's. Amon always wondered why such a nice restaurant was called Koko's.

When they got in there, the waiter showed them to their table and asked what they would like to drink. Amon gestured for Touko to go first. She ordered a martini. Amon wasn't much on martinis, but being unable to talk, he just sort of mutter/growl/whispered, "Same."

"I though you didn't like martinis," Touko commented.

Amon shrugged.

They sat in comfortable silence for a few minutes.

"I need to visit the powder room," Touko said then. "Be back in a minute."

Amon nodded. As he saw her back turn the corner, he suddenly felt uncharacteristically drowsy. He gave himself a Sullen Glare Intended to Wake All Sleepers (which is a very difficult thing to do, giving yourself a glare). It didn't work very well.

You see, Amon should have read the box. It says that drowsiness may be one of the side effects of Benadryl.

Amon felt his head drifting toward the table. Luckily, the waiter came just then with the martinis. After the waiter left, Amon drifted again. Then, he remembered nothing.

Amon…Amon…

Just a minute, mom….

Amon, dear,…Amon? What…

Just a minute…

Amon, wake up…

Amon slowly came to. He realized through a haze that Touko was calling his name, not his mother. He didn't open his eyes, yet he felt that the side of his head was wet. Slowly, he forced his eyes open to answer Touko's beckoning.

Fuzzily, he saw Touko standing next to him.

"Amon, are you awake?"

He moaned. "Whater…doon…her…iss…tie…nighh…"

"What?"

He sat slowly upright. He looked around. He was inwardly horrified.

An overturned martini glass was sitting on his side of the table, and the tablecloth was wet. So, he realized, was the side of his face. And his wonderful hair. Touko looked worried.

"Amon, are you alright?"

He stood, stumbled towards the door. He thought it was the door. When he pushed into it, he realized it was the restroom. Luckily, the men's restroom. He turned around and stumbled back out, and headed for the real door. He tried to open it by pushing his body against it, but all he got was a bruised nose. Confused, he stared at the unmoving door in a state of incomprehension.

"Pull," someone next to him said. He did, and the door opened. He went through, and stumbled towards his car.

He missed, and careened into the bushes.

The next minute, Touko came flying out the door after him. But, since he was in the bushes, she didn't see him. She ran on down the street, searching for him. In his Benadryl-induced stupor, he tried to call out to her, but neither his voice nor his mouth would cooperate. He slipped into sleep again.

First Touko flitted about his face, then Robin. She was wearing her glasses. She went up in flames. He tried to run to her, save her, but to no avail.

Then, he was surrounded by witches. He shot them all with his Orbo gun, but more kept coming. 'Robin, help!' he yelled. Where was she? 'Robin! I need you! Where are you?' Suddenly, he felt flames devouring him. 'No, not me, the witches…

Amon sat up. He wasn't sure where he was. All he saw was green. The lighting was dim. He decided it wasn't worth the energy expenditure to find out. He rolled over and lay on his side. Suddenly, he heard footsteps. With the ease of reflex, he pulled his Orbo gun out of his coat and lay very still. When the footsteps neared, he popped up, Orbo gun ready for action.

A very startled man nearly jumped out of his skin. Man, he though, I should go home and take something. Talking trees, dark men with strange deadly guns lurking in the bushes. He ran as fast as he could away from Amon and his intimidating gun.

Amon got his bearings. He seemed to be at Koko's. Why…? Oh, yes, he and Touko had a date. But why was he in the bushes? And where was Touko? What time was it?

He looked at his watch. Nine fifty-three. He moaned. His throat hurt. His head hurt. His back hurt. He went for Robin's cough syrup. Then, he went sputtering toward his car, still parked in the parking lot.

Well, there you are.

Cali: I sorta like writing Amon and Touko because I can make her kinda goofy. I don't like her that much either. I am totally AmonxRobin. Oh, and as you can tell, I am continuing it.

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Hyde