Degrassi: Based on an UNTRUE Story
Chapter 3: Cheerleader Tryouts
Paige was leading her squad for afternoon practice.
"Okay girls! Let's get this practice started. Let's do a PYRAMID!" "What's a pyramid?" Kendra Mason asked. "Only the hardest move known to cheerleading." Answered Manny. "Okay, fat people on the bottom, medium people in the middle and Manny on top." Paige said.
Three fat girls got on top, while two medium girls got in the middle, and Manny got on top. Paige led the squad.
"READY, OKAY, DEGRASSI ALL THE WAY!!" Paige yelled. "Can we get down now?" Heather Sinclair asked. She was Paige's arch enemy. Doing only what she could do, Paige huffed, and she puffed, and she BLEW the pyramid down. Manny fell and landed softly. The girls in the middle were fine and the fat girls were fine except for Heather Sinclair. Heather's leg was twisted like a pretzel and her head was tilted to the side and would come back up. The ambulance came just in time though.
"Oh Heather, I feel so bad. Who knew that trying to whistle create such a powerful wind? Oh well, get better soon!" Paige said sadly, and then mumbled "not" under her breath. The ambulance took Heather away. "Oh great, where are we going to get a replacement cheerleader?" Kendra asked. "We'll have tryouts!!" Paige said perkily.
The cheerleaders proceeded to the gym. The first cheerleader came up.
"Howdy yall, I'm Betsy Ann Bushwick, an' I'm here to try out fer cheerleatin'." "Okay. Go ahead." Paige said. "GIMME A 'D'!" "GIMME A 'G'!" "GIMME A 'F'!'" "GIMME A 'S'!" "GIMME A 'T'!" "WHAT'S THAT SPELL?" "Nothing." Paige shouted.
Then next person came up.
"Hola! Me llamo Alejandro (Hello, my name is Alexander)!
"Next." Manny said.
Terri came up.
"Ter, what are you doing here?" Paige asked. "I'm trying out for cheerleading. Do you have a problem with that? Are us plus sized girls not good enough for you? Or is it because I'm white?" She asked. "You idiot, I'm white! You can't be on our squad because you're already on Hazel's squad." Paige said. "Oh yeah." Terri walked away.
Just then, a skinny girl walked into the gym. It was Ellie.
"Hi. My name is Ellie Nash and I want to try out for cheerleading. I like knives, and I like to paint. I like knives because they're shiny and sharp. I like sharp objects. I run with scissors. Ellie smiled another one of he demented smiles.
"Fine. You're in!" Paige said with a smile.
Chapter 3: Cheerleader Tryouts
Paige was leading her squad for afternoon practice.
"Okay girls! Let's get this practice started. Let's do a PYRAMID!" "What's a pyramid?" Kendra Mason asked. "Only the hardest move known to cheerleading." Answered Manny. "Okay, fat people on the bottom, medium people in the middle and Manny on top." Paige said.
Three fat girls got on top, while two medium girls got in the middle, and Manny got on top. Paige led the squad.
"READY, OKAY, DEGRASSI ALL THE WAY!!" Paige yelled. "Can we get down now?" Heather Sinclair asked. She was Paige's arch enemy. Doing only what she could do, Paige huffed, and she puffed, and she BLEW the pyramid down. Manny fell and landed softly. The girls in the middle were fine and the fat girls were fine except for Heather Sinclair. Heather's leg was twisted like a pretzel and her head was tilted to the side and would come back up. The ambulance came just in time though.
"Oh Heather, I feel so bad. Who knew that trying to whistle create such a powerful wind? Oh well, get better soon!" Paige said sadly, and then mumbled "not" under her breath. The ambulance took Heather away. "Oh great, where are we going to get a replacement cheerleader?" Kendra asked. "We'll have tryouts!!" Paige said perkily.
The cheerleaders proceeded to the gym. The first cheerleader came up.
"Howdy yall, I'm Betsy Ann Bushwick, an' I'm here to try out fer cheerleatin'." "Okay. Go ahead." Paige said. "GIMME A 'D'!" "GIMME A 'G'!" "GIMME A 'F'!'" "GIMME A 'S'!" "GIMME A 'T'!" "WHAT'S THAT SPELL?" "Nothing." Paige shouted.
Then next person came up.
"Hola! Me llamo Alejandro (Hello, my name is Alexander)!
"Next." Manny said.
Terri came up.
"Ter, what are you doing here?" Paige asked. "I'm trying out for cheerleading. Do you have a problem with that? Are us plus sized girls not good enough for you? Or is it because I'm white?" She asked. "You idiot, I'm white! You can't be on our squad because you're already on Hazel's squad." Paige said. "Oh yeah." Terri walked away.
Just then, a skinny girl walked into the gym. It was Ellie.
"Hi. My name is Ellie Nash and I want to try out for cheerleading. I like knives, and I like to paint. I like knives because they're shiny and sharp. I like sharp objects. I run with scissors. Ellie smiled another one of he demented smiles.
"Fine. You're in!" Paige said with a smile.
