hi this is Kairi AND Quistis(yeah, she's back, finally) and we're bringing
you the next part in our little FINAL FANTASY VIII series! We make them
into their own people but we still don't own them or FINAL FANTASY VIII
please R&R!
"Irvine sit down!" Quistis exclaimed angrily, "Ey yo trick, don't be talkin' to me like you done lost yo mind, trick, you betta go make my chedda!" Irvine pathetically tried to rap. Quistis slammed her hands down on the table as she got up. "You sit down right now and I won't rip off your hands!" she exclaimed grabbing him by his ear, "Yes ma'am." Irvine said as Quistis pulled him to his seat, which was conveniently right next to her. "I think we should all say grace." Selphie said peacefully, General Caraway coughed, "Um I don't think you know any Catholic appropriate prayers do you?" Rinoa asked. "You're Catholic
?!" Quistis asked in shock. "Of course I am, before mom died I wasn't but after she did, Daddy and I converted!" she said. "I didn't even know that she knew a word that big." Squall mumbled. "What's 'converted' mean?" Irvine asked. Just as Rinoa was about to explain, a car began to loudly honk outside, everyone, but General Caraway, ran to the window. "It's the czar of Mexico!" Rinoa cheered, "And he brought Zell with him." Quistis sighed. Everyone, but General Caraway, ran outside to the car, "Czar of Mexico, how did you know that we'd be here?" Rinoa asked as they all crowded around Laguna's car. "Squall told me that you all would be here, plus you left that manic-depressed kid at my house." he replied dully, "Life sucks." Zell muttered. Everyone laughed, "Hey, you wanna come on in, there's no porn, but if you're here maybe thing'll liven up!" Irvine exclaimed. "Yeah, yeah!" they exclaimed pulling Laguna out of his car, "No I couldn't!" Laguna said modestly, "No come on!" the happy children replied still pulling him out of his car and dragging him to the front door, "Daddy!" Rinoa started. "The czar of Mexico is here!" she said, General Caraway happily walked into the room, "'Happily' Squall?" Irvine whispered, "Will you shut up, General Caraway is not gay!" he hissed. "And look, the czar of Mexico knows mom! See!" Rinoa said showing him the pictures of Laguna and Julia. General Caraway flipped through the pictures, one was of them walking around in the court yard of their mansion, another was them sharing ice cream at the Delling City parade, and another was of Laguna strapped to a bed wearing tight leather pants, and Julia wearing a leather mask and dominatrix' outfit. "What is the meaning of all this?!" General Caraway asked throwing the pictures to the floor, "I didn't see that one." Irvine said trying to get a better view of the picture.
"I propose a duel, tomorrow at sundown czar of Mexico!" General Caraway said drawing his long sword, "Um, it's really cute when Rinoa calls me the 'czar of Mexico', but when you do it it's just plain gay." Laguna started, Irvine gave Squall a look, "He's not gay Irvine, so just drop it!" Squall whispered, "My name is Laguna Lorie, I'm the president of Ester, I did know your wife, we were just friends." Laguna said. "That's not what those pictures are sayin'." Irvine whispered to Squall, "Will you leave me alone?!" Squall hissed. "Listen man, your wife was a good woman, but she's dead now, so technically we'd just be-" "Enough!" General Caraway exclaimed, "We are having a duel tomorrow whether you like it or not!-no guns, no staff's-SWORDS- and we're going to settle things once and for all!" General Caraway said poking Laguna in the chest. Irvine looked at Squall again, "Irvine--stop it!" he whispered. "Does that mean I can't have any dinner?" Laguna asked. "Of course not, come right in, we were just about to start." General Caraway said leading everyone into the dinning room, but when they all reached the door they stopped, Seifer was there and he had eaten all the food. "Hey where'd you come from?!" Irvine asked. "Who cares where he came from, he's here and he's safe, and that's all that really matters!" Rinoa exclaimed running over to Seifer to give him a hug. "What?!" Squall started as he watched his girlfriend give his arch-rival a hug, then he ran over to them, "Um, Rinoa, aren't you forgetting what this guy's done to you?!" Squall asked. Rinoa let go of Seifer and looked at Squall, "What do you mean?" she asked in a confused tone. "Remember?! He tried to junction you onto some crazed killer sorceress--he DID junction you onto some crazed killer sorceress!" Squall exclaimed. "But he's changed." Rinoa said, "Rinoa, this your first time actually SEEING him after he did that, how would you know that he's changed?!" Squall asked. "Well, I don't, but I think he has." Rinoa smiled, looking at Seifer. "Relax Rinoa, he's just jealous because you like me more than him." Seifer started looking at Squall. "Yeah, that could be it." she said, "WHAT?!" Squall furiously shouted, "Well, he is cuter than you, and he's taller, and you have that funny looking scar on your face." Rinoa said. "So does he!" Squall pointed out(no really, he pointed at Seifer's forehead). "Mine is a battle wound." Seifer said proudly. "IT'S THE SAME THING!!!" Squall shouted from the top of his lungs.
"No it's not, yours is all nasty looking, Seifer takes care of his." Rinoa giggled. "Rinoa--IT'S THE SAME THING! He has a scar and so do I, they're no different!" Squall exclaimed. "OK Squall, why don't we have a duel, tomorrow at sundown, no guns, no staff's--just gunblades!" Seifer said getting into Squalls' face, "You're on!" Squall said getting into Seifers'. "Does that mean our duel thingy is canceled?" Laguna asked. "Of course not, we can have ours before theirs', don't worry." General Caraway said patting Laguna on the cheek and walking into the kitchen, Laguna followed him, and the children gathered around Seifer and Squall. "Seifer Almasy, so when did you finally decide to come back into the picture?" Quistis folding her arms. "As soon as the that sorceress crap was over, it was getting really boring." he said, "You're just saying that because you lost." Squall taunted. "Think what you like Squall, but keep this in mind-- I've got your girlfriend." Seifer said to Squall, narrowing his eyes at him. "I always thought that you and Ellone would make a good couple, even when we were at the orphanage." Selphie commented. "Yeah, Ellone had it goin' on yo!" Irvine exclaimed throwing up the Westside sign. "Life sucks, but Selfie's got a point." Zell said. "Then it's settled." Seifer started standing up putting his arm around Rinoa, "Yeah, tomorrow at sundown, you and me, winner takes Rinoa!" Squall exclaimed.
Announcer: What will be the outcome of Squall and Seifer's duel? And even if Squall wins, will Rinoa even want him?!
Will Irvine ever realize that he's not black?!
Will Quistis stop PMSing?!
All that and more will be answered in the next part of Final Fantasy VIII!
"Irvine sit down!" Quistis exclaimed angrily, "Ey yo trick, don't be talkin' to me like you done lost yo mind, trick, you betta go make my chedda!" Irvine pathetically tried to rap. Quistis slammed her hands down on the table as she got up. "You sit down right now and I won't rip off your hands!" she exclaimed grabbing him by his ear, "Yes ma'am." Irvine said as Quistis pulled him to his seat, which was conveniently right next to her. "I think we should all say grace." Selphie said peacefully, General Caraway coughed, "Um I don't think you know any Catholic appropriate prayers do you?" Rinoa asked. "You're Catholic
?!" Quistis asked in shock. "Of course I am, before mom died I wasn't but after she did, Daddy and I converted!" she said. "I didn't even know that she knew a word that big." Squall mumbled. "What's 'converted' mean?" Irvine asked. Just as Rinoa was about to explain, a car began to loudly honk outside, everyone, but General Caraway, ran to the window. "It's the czar of Mexico!" Rinoa cheered, "And he brought Zell with him." Quistis sighed. Everyone, but General Caraway, ran outside to the car, "Czar of Mexico, how did you know that we'd be here?" Rinoa asked as they all crowded around Laguna's car. "Squall told me that you all would be here, plus you left that manic-depressed kid at my house." he replied dully, "Life sucks." Zell muttered. Everyone laughed, "Hey, you wanna come on in, there's no porn, but if you're here maybe thing'll liven up!" Irvine exclaimed. "Yeah, yeah!" they exclaimed pulling Laguna out of his car, "No I couldn't!" Laguna said modestly, "No come on!" the happy children replied still pulling him out of his car and dragging him to the front door, "Daddy!" Rinoa started. "The czar of Mexico is here!" she said, General Caraway happily walked into the room, "'Happily' Squall?" Irvine whispered, "Will you shut up, General Caraway is not gay!" he hissed. "And look, the czar of Mexico knows mom! See!" Rinoa said showing him the pictures of Laguna and Julia. General Caraway flipped through the pictures, one was of them walking around in the court yard of their mansion, another was them sharing ice cream at the Delling City parade, and another was of Laguna strapped to a bed wearing tight leather pants, and Julia wearing a leather mask and dominatrix' outfit. "What is the meaning of all this?!" General Caraway asked throwing the pictures to the floor, "I didn't see that one." Irvine said trying to get a better view of the picture.
"I propose a duel, tomorrow at sundown czar of Mexico!" General Caraway said drawing his long sword, "Um, it's really cute when Rinoa calls me the 'czar of Mexico', but when you do it it's just plain gay." Laguna started, Irvine gave Squall a look, "He's not gay Irvine, so just drop it!" Squall whispered, "My name is Laguna Lorie, I'm the president of Ester, I did know your wife, we were just friends." Laguna said. "That's not what those pictures are sayin'." Irvine whispered to Squall, "Will you leave me alone?!" Squall hissed. "Listen man, your wife was a good woman, but she's dead now, so technically we'd just be-" "Enough!" General Caraway exclaimed, "We are having a duel tomorrow whether you like it or not!-no guns, no staff's-SWORDS- and we're going to settle things once and for all!" General Caraway said poking Laguna in the chest. Irvine looked at Squall again, "Irvine--stop it!" he whispered. "Does that mean I can't have any dinner?" Laguna asked. "Of course not, come right in, we were just about to start." General Caraway said leading everyone into the dinning room, but when they all reached the door they stopped, Seifer was there and he had eaten all the food. "Hey where'd you come from?!" Irvine asked. "Who cares where he came from, he's here and he's safe, and that's all that really matters!" Rinoa exclaimed running over to Seifer to give him a hug. "What?!" Squall started as he watched his girlfriend give his arch-rival a hug, then he ran over to them, "Um, Rinoa, aren't you forgetting what this guy's done to you?!" Squall asked. Rinoa let go of Seifer and looked at Squall, "What do you mean?" she asked in a confused tone. "Remember?! He tried to junction you onto some crazed killer sorceress--he DID junction you onto some crazed killer sorceress!" Squall exclaimed. "But he's changed." Rinoa said, "Rinoa, this your first time actually SEEING him after he did that, how would you know that he's changed?!" Squall asked. "Well, I don't, but I think he has." Rinoa smiled, looking at Seifer. "Relax Rinoa, he's just jealous because you like me more than him." Seifer started looking at Squall. "Yeah, that could be it." she said, "WHAT?!" Squall furiously shouted, "Well, he is cuter than you, and he's taller, and you have that funny looking scar on your face." Rinoa said. "So does he!" Squall pointed out(no really, he pointed at Seifer's forehead). "Mine is a battle wound." Seifer said proudly. "IT'S THE SAME THING!!!" Squall shouted from the top of his lungs.
"No it's not, yours is all nasty looking, Seifer takes care of his." Rinoa giggled. "Rinoa--IT'S THE SAME THING! He has a scar and so do I, they're no different!" Squall exclaimed. "OK Squall, why don't we have a duel, tomorrow at sundown, no guns, no staff's--just gunblades!" Seifer said getting into Squalls' face, "You're on!" Squall said getting into Seifers'. "Does that mean our duel thingy is canceled?" Laguna asked. "Of course not, we can have ours before theirs', don't worry." General Caraway said patting Laguna on the cheek and walking into the kitchen, Laguna followed him, and the children gathered around Seifer and Squall. "Seifer Almasy, so when did you finally decide to come back into the picture?" Quistis folding her arms. "As soon as the that sorceress crap was over, it was getting really boring." he said, "You're just saying that because you lost." Squall taunted. "Think what you like Squall, but keep this in mind-- I've got your girlfriend." Seifer said to Squall, narrowing his eyes at him. "I always thought that you and Ellone would make a good couple, even when we were at the orphanage." Selphie commented. "Yeah, Ellone had it goin' on yo!" Irvine exclaimed throwing up the Westside sign. "Life sucks, but Selfie's got a point." Zell said. "Then it's settled." Seifer started standing up putting his arm around Rinoa, "Yeah, tomorrow at sundown, you and me, winner takes Rinoa!" Squall exclaimed.
Announcer: What will be the outcome of Squall and Seifer's duel? And even if Squall wins, will Rinoa even want him?!
Will Irvine ever realize that he's not black?!
Will Quistis stop PMSing?!
All that and more will be answered in the next part of Final Fantasy VIII!