NO! IT'S SNOW! Chapter 1

(Hitomie: I don't own anything, including Yugi-oh)

(Saharah: On with story!) ..........................................................................................

Snow came pouring in and Kaiba slammed the door shut and broke down on the floor. Everyone stopped what they where doing and stared at him.

-TEN MINUTES LATER-

"So... We're stuck here." Said Yami bluntly. "This isn't fair..." Joey pouted. Kaiba walked in. "Well, you freaks, preps and psychotic people... you can do whatever you want, but if you break ANYTHING, you pay for it." Seto paused and turned toward Yami Bakura. "Including flower pots!!" Seto turned on his heel and walked away.
Yami Bakura and Yami both dived for the remote, which was still in Yami Marik's hand. "Huh? Hey!!!" Yelled Yami Marik. Yami Marik fell onto the floor with the other two rabid yami's tearing at each others hair.
"Got it!" Yelled Yami Bakura. Yami grumbled and sat down. Just then, Bakura walked in and grabbed another remote that was sitting on top of a stereo... and turned on the TV.
"That one turns on the fish tank light." Said Bakura. Yami Bakura pressed the 'on' button.
"Huh. No kidding." -Meanwhile-
Joey's stomach grumbled. He was sitting in the kitchen with Tristin and Kaiba. Kaiba was only there to make sure Joey didn't break anything. "I'm hungry. Got anything to eat money bags?" Asked Joey.
"Help yourself, Mutt." Replied Kaiba. He got up and began to slowly walk over toward the fridge. Joey got up and beat him there.
"Yeah!" Joey exclaimed as he opened the freezer door EXTREMLY fast.
"WACK!" Joey opened the door right into Kaiba's face. He slumped down. Completely knocked out.
"Kaiba? Hey, Kaiba? Are you okay??" Asked Tristin, hoping that Joey didn't kill the owner of the house.
"Ugghhhh..." Kaiba slowly woke up.
"Good. Money bags is awake." Said Joey, bluntly.
"Mommy? Mommy!!" Kaiba jumped up and hugged Joey's arm. Tristin burst out laughing.
"Shuddup!" Joey looked at Kaiba, trying to pry him off. "I'm not your 'mommy', Kaiba!" Cried Joey in desperation. Joey finally got Kaiba off of him.
"Waaaaaaah!" Kaiba began crying. "Daddy! Mommy's being mean! Give him a spanking!" Seto ran to Tristin and sat on his foot, hugging his right leg. It was Joey's turn to burst out laughing.
"OK! Fine! So, 'mommy' what are we going to do with him?!" Asked Tristin, pointing to the teenager stuck on his leg. Joey glared.
"Hey guys! What's up?" Tea walked in and gasped. "Oh my god! What's wrong with him!?" Tea said, pointing to Kaiba who was still on Tristin's leg, crying. Tristin cocked his head toward Joey.
"He did it."
Tea walked over to Tristin and pulled Kaiba up. "Grandpa!" Yelled Kaiba.
"We have to fix this you guys!" Shrieked Tea.
"WAHAHAHAHA!" Yami Bakura and Yami Marik got bored of watching Australian documents (courtesy of Bakura, of course ) and walked into the kitchen to find out what all the yelling was about. "So. 'grandpa' what are you going to do with it?" Asked Yami Marik, trying to stifle his laughter.
"You know, if hitting him on the head made him like 'that', hitting him on the head again should fix him!" Said Yami Bakura, picking up a chair and walking over toward Kaiba. Kaiba backed away behind 'grandpa' for protection.
"Hey! Don't!" Shouted Tea. She hit back the chair that was currently over Yami Bakura's head just as Yami walked in.

"Ow!" Cried Yami. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!!!"
"Quit squirming Yami!" Yelled Tea.
"WAAAAH!!" Kaiba was now crying more than ever.
"Go put him to bed Yami Bakura!" Said Tea, trying to put a bandage on Yami's newly scratched up head.
"What?! Why me?!"
"Because! Everyone else has gone to sleep and he should be sleeping too! I would have done, but I have to fix up Yami! And since it's your fault you're the one who is going to take my place!!" Screamed Tea. Yami stuck his tongue out at Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura glared in return and then picked up Kaiba.
"WAAAA! HIS HAIRS POKING ME!!"
"Shut up!" Yelled Yami Bakura.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
When they got up to Kaiba's room Yami Bakura pulled Kaiba up onto the bed. Kaiba closed his eyes and Yami Bakura left to get some sleep also. He shut the door tightly behind him.
Kaiba's eyes flew open. "Teeheeheeheehee..."