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SF: Story time! Story time! DO you all want to hear some more of the story
Captured audience: NO! NO!
BBRD: (stares menicingly at audience)
Captured audience: O.O… We mean yes
SF: Great! Lets hear it
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(flash to bad guys layers)
Freiza: mua hahhahahaha, these people are fools. They just now found the ransom note!
Naraku: soon that sugary goodness will be ours!
Guy from Yu Yu Hakusho: you mean were really just doing this for the sugar and the candy?
Naraku; Of course! Why else would we go threw the trouble of kidnapping remotey.
(minion comes in)
Minion: My lord, remotey refuses eat, drink, or even speak
Frieza: what?!
(naraku, Frieza, dark gundam and GFYYH walk into a room with a cage the remote is in the cage)
Naraku: starving yourself will not make us pity you remotey.
GFYYH: Um, I don't think remotes can eat or drink, beong that there inatemate objects and all
Naraku: nonsense
Frieza: remotey, why wont you speak!
Remotey:…
Dark gundam: why wont he speak?!
Remotey:…
Naraku: REMTOEY, I COMMAND YOU TO SPEAK!
Remotey: …
Frieza: maybe he's sleeping
GFYYH: -,-
(flash back to sf and bbrd's house)
BBRD: so now what do we do?
SF: I don't know. The fliers are obviously a no go. So I guess well have to think of something else.
Goku: I know what to do.
BBRDandSF: you do!
Goku: yeah, whenever theres trouble like this you should go to the police. Remember that kids (winks to a non existant camera)
SF: you know, that acctually makes sense
BBRD:Yeah, lets got to the police.
SF: we'll take the bus.
BBRD: wait, I forgot something ( goes to closet and pulls out a knocked out kurama)
SF: you keep Kurama in a closet? How long has he been in there?
BBRD: a couple of weeks
SF: O.O
BBRD: what? I feed him
SF: whatever, lets just go
Everyone: ( goes outside)
(theres an old rickety bus with a mean looking bus driver in it)
Inu: I'm not getting on that thing
Domon: that lady looks mean
Veggie: what dump did you get this thing out of
BBRD: Stop complaining and get on the bus
Everyone: ( gets on the bus)
Bus driver: all you get on here and sit down. I don't want to see any of you get up!
(she starts the bus and pulls out. Its old and rickety so it bounces around a lot)
Fluffy: what is this monster
(Bang! The bus hits a big bump)
SF: you know. I think we should sing a song to pass the time.
BBRD: lets sing the meow meow mix song
BBRD: yeah
SF: ready
SF&BBRD: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
2 hours later
BBRD&SF: meow meow mewo meow
Veggie: aaaaaahhhhhhh, I can't take it anymore!( jumps out window and starts blowing up random buildings)
(Major sound and light effects)
SF: ooooooh
BBRD: ahhhhhh
Rain: why is it taking 2 hours to get to the police station!
Piccilo: I don' t think the bus drivers right in the head.
Bus driver: (mumbling to himself)
SF: what? The bus drivers not right in the head?
BBRD: that means I Get To Drive! (runs up and kicks the bus driver out of her seat)
Bus driver: Hey!
BBRD: Get in your seat NOW!
Bus driver: (sits down)
BBRD: (speeds up and flys over a hill) weeeeeeeee
Fluffy: I think I would have perfered the bus driver.
Hiei: this girls going to kill us
SF: aww, it'll be fine. She has her license. Bobo, give me your license
BBRD: (gives license)
SF: see
Piccilo: (inspects license) this is a cupon for cheese wiz
BBRD: ahahahahahahha ( flys over another hill and lands in front of the police station.) we are here
SF: yay! Lets go
Everyone: (piles off of the bus and enters the police station)
Domon: wow. This one looks a lot different then the one rain baled me out of
Rain: I wouldn't of had to bale you out if you hadn't takcled that guy who looked like kyogee.
Domon: what? He could have been with the dark gundam.
SF and BBRD: (run to policeman's desk)
BBRD: Mr. Police man . you have to help us!
SF: We want to report a kiddnapping
Police man: Who was kiddnapped?!
BBRD: remotey!
Policeman: who's remotey?
Hiei: there T.V. remote control
Policeman: your TV remote control got kidnapped?
SF: yeah, heres the ransom note.(hands policeman ransom note)
Policeman: (reads the note) Um, why don't you just go buy another remote?
SF&BBRD: (stare at him with looks of shock and horror)
BBRD: how dare you ask us to replace remotey, we've had so many memories with him.
(flash back)
(SF and BBRD are fighting over the remote)
SF: give it to me
BBRD: no! you'll just watch something stupid.
SF: will not!
BBRD: will too!
Remotey:…
(Flash forward)
BBRD: such fond memories
SF: you shall pay for your insolence, police man
(SF takes his coffee and spills it on him and BBRD steals his donuts)
SF&BBRD: run!
Everyone: (runs)
Policeman: oh no you don't! ( grabs Inuyasha and fluffy)
Inu: hey!
Fluffy: …
(back outside)
TO BE CONTINUED.