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SF: wow, it sure has been a while since we updated bobo.
BBRD: well, it would have been sooner if Somebody hadn't left our story in her French class.
SF: hey, how was I supposed to know someone would steal a old notebook with the cover almost coming off?
BBRD: Whatever
SF: shazam
BBRD:…..riiiiight, lets just start the story.
Chapter 4
SF, Bobo, and the AC were all on Mt. Everest looking for the remote control, and SF was just about to give ryoga a special gift.
SF: oh ryoga!(comes to ryoga batting her eyes)
Ryoga: Um, yes
SF: (bat bat)I was shopping in the store one day and I came up on a perfect present just for you.
Ryoga: (blushes) uh, really. What is it?
SF: (pulls out a necklace that says pretty kitty on it ;-). And gives it to ryoga )
Domon: (snickers)
Rain: (hits him upside the head)
Ryoga: oh…..um
SF: well, put it on.
Ryoga: um
SF: (blinks) why aren't you putting it on?(tears well up) don't you like it?(starts crying) I spent my time and money buying you a great gift and you won't even wear it.!
Ryoga: No no, I love it. I'll wear it! (puts on necklace ) see. I'm wearing it.
SF: ^ .^
BBRD: (lifts eyebrow)
SF: now ryoga. You must go on your own journey to find the remote.. alone
Ryoga: what? Why do I have to go alone
SF: because…because(eyes the bus)because the rest of us have to go get gas.
Ryoga:…..okay, see you guys later.(walks away)
Piccy: idiot
BBRD: so what was the point of that SF? you know he's just going to get lost.
SF: yeah, but that's why I have this(pulls out a tracking remote). The remote is lost right?
BBRD: right
SF: and ryogas definitely going to get lost right.
BBRD: right
SF: so when ryoga gets lost he'll be with remotey because remoteys lost. Then , We can track down the tracking chip I put in the pretty kitty necklace with this remote. If we find ryoga we find remotey and our adventure will be over.
BBRD: ……..that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
(flash to the bad guys layer. Ryoga is in the cage with the remote)
Dark gundam: (is poking ryoga with a stick) this is fun
Ryoga: hey, stop that
Naraku: he he he, those foolish fools really thought they could use this fool to get the remote back. How foolish.
Frieza: Okay, that's like a way overuse of the word fool.
Naraku: yes…well, no matter. Minion!
Minion: yes, my lord?
Naraku: prepare a note informing bobo and Somefairy that there efforts were futile. Make it sound really cool but evil and menacing at the same time.
Minion: right away my lord.
Frieza: so ryoga. I really like you necklace.
GFYYH: (eyes necklace) um, guys, I think we're being tracked
Frieza: BACK OFF!I m trying to work my mojo, here! So ryoga after all of this is over and we get the sugar and candy. I know this really nice Italian place. You think you might want to go there with me.
Ryoga: O.O
GFYYH: Naraku, I really think we're being tracked
Naraku: nonsense. Minion! Is the note ready?
Minion: um…I'm illiterate my lord
Naraku: good, send it…and next time, try to make your lines sound more interesting so the readers won't get bored.
Minion:but
Naraku: I HAVE SPOKEN!
Minion: yes my lord
Naraku: right.
(flash back to SF and the rest)
BBRD: hey!
SF: what?
BBRD: why does it say SF and the rest?
SF: dose it? I didn't notice
BBRD: (rolls eyes)whatever any way how are we going to find remotey we can't use any of your plans because….. well you are an idiot.And now becaues of your plan we lost one of our prisoners I mean buddies.
SF: my plan will work. You'll see.
Suddenly a piece of paper came floating out of the sky.
BBRD: (catches it and reads it) this is a letter from the bad guys. It says….this is bull crap
SF: (grabs letter and reads it) ah hahaha. It says we have ryoga. We are no stupid. A haha hah hah hah………haha..p.s. narakus a pansy.
Wow. It looks like a three year old wrote this.
BBRD: but three year olds are illiterate
SF:right…. Hey were is inu Yasha and fluffy?
BBRD: I don't know. Do any of you guys know
Hiei: stupid they were left at the police station
Sf: (hits piccy big purple owie on his head)don't call us stupid or we will make you suffer
BBRD:um.. let go rescue inu yasha and fluffy
(At police staion on the roof)
SF: ok does every one know whayt we are going to do?
piccy: no you never told us we just all went to the top of the police staion
SF: okay…(looks around mysteriously) first we are going to repell down into the station and I will tell you the rest of the plan when we get down there
BBRD: first we need to make sure that the floor is not booby traped
(kicks domon into the station)
Domon:owww( starts to cry)
Rain: (points at domon and laughs evily)
Other:O.o
Rain er…um… aww poor domon
SF ook lets go
Everyone (repells down while BBRD and SF sing 007 theme music)
BBRD:ok lets go SF(runs to front counter and pays bail)
SF: (still singing)
Hiei:………that's it
Rain: why did we repell down from the roof if we were just going to pay the bail?
BBRD: this is the cooler way to do it.
SF: yeah, we just wanted to be dramatic.
AC: (anime fall)
(back outside)
SF: so, did you guys have fun with the other inmates
Inuyasha: yeah, one inmate tryed to have some real "fun" with sesshomaru
BBRD:what kind of fun sessy (Pokes him)
Inu yasha: hahhahaha
SF:what happened
Fluffy:… his entrails decorate the prison floor
BBRD: oh, I didn't know you were into decorating
Piccy: coughfagcough
Fluffy: (glares)
SF: well whatever lets just go look for the remote.
BBRD: to the bus!
(on bus)
SF: bobooooo, I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy
BBRD: Quit your bitching…..sorry I was in my bus driving mode.
(spots rundown old resturant that is called gas and food) wow this place looks really fancy.
SF: lets go
(all gose inside and sits down at a booth)
waiter: … um'aren't you guys kind of squished in that booth
(all the anime characters are on one side of the booth and SF and BBRD are on the other side.)
BBRD: well, I could do with some more elbow room, but Its fine.
Inu: scoot over
Hiei: make me
Rain: ow, your sitting on me
Goku: sorry
Waiter: right. Well, are you all ready to order?
SF: yes, bobo and I will have a sugar dish, with a sugar drink and fries….covered with sugar.
BBRD: and don't forget the sugar on the side.
SF: oh right, and sugar on the side.
Waiter: ok, and for you.
SF: everyone else will have liver and onions
Goku: ewwww
Domon: the dark gundam told you to order that didn't he
BBRD: no, kyogee did
Domon: WHAT!?(stands. Hitting other AC as he does)
Rain: ow, Domon! She s just messing with you
Domon: oh right(plops back down hitting the AC again)
SF: bobo, I don't think I can wait for the food to get here!
BBRD: don't worry! Look, appetizers(points out packets of sugar)
SF: ooh(starts eating sugar)
Hiei: I'm gonna be sick
Piccy: that's disgusting
Waiter: here's your (sees SF with sugar packet wrappers all around her)O.o…food…enjoy.(leaves quickly)
SF: did you see the look that waiter gave me
BBRD: yeah, I think he likes you.
SF: (smiles) lets eat!(takes a sip of the sugar drink and spits it back out)
Waiter!
Waiter: (comes out)yes?
SF: this drink is not sugary enough! (throws drink at him) Make It Again!
BBRD: …um, yeah (throws drink also)
Waiter: o.o (picks up drinks and runs into the kitchen)
Everyone: (stares at SF)
SF: (breathing heavily)
BBRD:L lets just eat
(SF and BBRD eat sugar while the AC chokes down liver and onions. Domon is sitting and looking around nervously. Then he spots someone who looks remotely like kyogge)
Domon: I've found you kyogee!(tackles the guy)
Guy: hey get off me you freak(throws food at him which misses and hits hiei)
Hiei: …(throws food at guy which misses and hits a fat lady)
Fat lady: hey
Little kid: (walks to the center of the room) FOOD FIGHT!
(everyone suddenly gets up and starts throwing food)
Inu: (grabs some flying food and eats it)
Rain: (trying to get Domon off of the guy) that's not kyogee idiot!
Fluffy: (sitting quietly while mysteriously nothing is hitting him)
Piccy: (hiding under table) this is so stupid
Fat lady: (sitting on hiei)that's for throwing food at me!
Hiei: get off me!
SF: (throwing food) a hahahahah
BBRD: (throwing food) weeeeeeeee(backs into table and spills drink all over tracking remote)
Tracking remote: bzzt
SF: Bobo! That's was the tracking remote!
BBRD: oops
Guy: (looking beat up is making a phone call) hello police? You better get over here.
BBRD: oh crap!
SF: we need to leave! Come on
(meanwhile back with veggie. In his attempt to escape the meow meow mix song, Veggie has come upon the meow meow mix factory)
to be con't
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