Disclaimer: yeah, whatever, you get the stupid point!!

Hermione woke up two weeks later in the Hospital Wing. She heard voices. Ron and Harry were standing over her.

"She's really pregnant?" Asked another voice, Lavender Brown's. Oh God, does the

whole school know?

"She's a bitch!!" shrieked Pansy Parkinson, the pug-faced Slytherin.

Hermione sat up.

"What the hell are you all doing here?" Everyone looked at her. She blushed. Madame

Pomfrey came in and chased them all out except for Ron and Harry. "Why the hell did

you do it?" screamed Ron.

"Yeesh! It's not that big a deal." She said defensively.

"Well did you tell your parents?"

"Ya...no."

"Ha!"

Hermione started to cry. Ron's face turned bright red.

"I'm sorry 'Mione."

"It's ok." Then the thing you've been waiting for happened. Ron kissed her.

The next day, Hermione went to class. Her stomach was getting bigger and bigger.