A/N: I own nothing about Harry Potter. Nothing but the stupid/humor story.

Finally Dumbledor said that the feast was over everybody got up and started to there dormitory. Everyone except Harry.

"Harry come on the feast is over." Said Ron.

"Yeh I guess you sa wright." Said Harry misareblly.

"What's wrong with you?" Asked Hermione.

"Man...McGonagall took off her bikini." Said Harry about to cry.

"Good!" Said Ron.

"What! She was HOT broda!" Said Harry.

"Well you can dream about her tonight in you'r sleep." Said Ron starting to shake just thinking about it.

"Yeh broda that a good idea! Said Harry.

So Harry,Ron, and Hermione went up to there dormitorys said good night to each other and went to bed. To tired to talk to anyone.

In the middle of the night how ever Harry wouldn't shut up.

"Yo Ron?" Yelled Harry to the bed next to him.

"Shut up Harry!!!" Yelled everyone at once.

"Harry it's three o clock on the morning! Shut up..and...go...to...sleep!" Yelled Ron at Harry.

FINE BUTTCHEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yelled Harry at Ron.

Finaly after four hours of Harry annoying them to death they finaly got to sleep.

The next morning was a bright and sunny day outside the Hogwarts grounds.

"It's so beautiful today!" Exclamed Hermione as they were walking on the grounds to there first class.

"I wonder what Hagrid will be teaching today." Said Hermione curiously.

"Maybe something that will kill us instantly." Said Ron sarcasticly.

"Hopefully. So we can get away from Harry." Hermione said out of the corner of her mouth so that only Ron could hear.

Once the class started Hagrid came out from behind his hut.

"Now I be warnen yeh. These things are very dangerous!" Said Hagrid warningly.

"Um Hagrid why did you start the class of like that?" Asked Ron.

"Because! I'm just a warnen yeh so don't say I did'nt!" Said Hagrid.

"Oh Lord...." Said Hermone under her breath.

Hagrid ran behind his hut and came back with a giant box.

"Now don't be scared!" Said Hagrid.

Everybody took a deep breath.

For it was somthing terible! Horible! So VERY shocking!

It was a...

WORM! DUN DUN DUN DUN!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Scrame all of the Slytherans.

"Hagrid...why do you have worms for the lesson?" Asked Ron.

"Cuz I just thoughtit would be cool..." Said Hagrid breaking off.

Hagrid ran to the nack of the hut and came back.

"AAAAHH!!!" Everybody screamed.

For Hagrid was chasing them with a chain saw!

"RRRAAAAAA" Yelled Hagrid evily. "Let me kill you!"

AAAAHHHH!!!!!" Everybody started screaming and running away.

Harry got in the Entrance Hall save.

He noticed that he was alone.

"Potter!" Spat somebody from behind.

Harry turned around to see SNAPE!

"Yo what you want?" Asked Harry stupidly.

Sanpe got wright up to Harrys face and said...

"You got it?" Asked Snape quietly.

"Got wha?" Asked Harry.

"You know!" Snapped Snape.

"Oh yeh!...You got the money? I got the stuff." Said Harry leening in closer to Snape.

"Yeh I got the money!" Said Snape.

They started trading when out of nowhere came a voice.

"Harry!" Screached a girl.

Harry turned around and saw Ron and Hermione standing there.

"Oh,hey Mione!" Said Harry.

"Harry, what are you doing?!" Asked Ron shoked.

"Um,nothing." Said Harry.

"Harry,we have been wanting some drugs FOREVER!" Yelled Ron.

"Oh,really?" Asked Harry confused.

"Duh! Yeh!" Said Hermione.

"Well...give us some!" Said Ron.

"You gotta pay for it." Said Harry.

"Fine!" Said Hermione.

"Here." Said Ron.

And they both gave Harry there money. {And got the stuff...lol}

A/N: Ooookkkk. I KNOW I am gonna get flames but...oh well! FLAME ME ALL YOU WANT!!! HAHAHAH!!! But anyway...Please Review!