Chapter four: Here's Voldie
The crowd parted, as they ran around helplessly. When they settled down, Hermione saw the ugliest bastard she'd dared to lay eyes on. He had a bald head with red slits for eyes. Hermione was disgusted when she realized that he had snake like nostrils. He looked at her, only for a second then he walked over to her house. He looked at it with confusion then walked to where Hermione, Crookshanks, and Dumble Bumble stood. Crookshanks hissed.
"Who dropped this horribly decorated house on my brother?" The snake freak said in the girliest voice Hermione had ever heard come out of a man's mouth.
"No one dropped it. It fell." Dumble Bumble said calmly.
"Who's gonna believe a story like that? Who are you and why are you wearing those hideous robes?" He asked in confusion and disgust.
"I am Hermione Granger. The smartest person at my school. These happen to be comfortable. At least I don't look like a freak that belongs in a freak show!" Hermione raged.
"Listen bitch. I'll always be better looking than you. In fact I think that everyone is better looking than you. I am the fairest of them all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find my brothers bumble bee pendant!" With that the freakshow walked back to his brother, but the body was no longer there.
"Looks like your brothers body is gone. How about you follow suit." Dumble Bumble suggested .
"Where is the pendant?" He demanded
"Right there!" Dumble Bumble pointed at Hermione's chest. The pendant was fleaming in the sunlight.
"Give that to me! It's mine!"
"Keep it. There's a good reason why he wants it. Now, you're not wanted here. I do have the power to re-drop that house, on you!" Dumble Bumble said.
"Fine. This isn't over! I'll get you and your disturbing fashion sense too!" He popped away.
"Who was that?" Hermione asked.
"The wickedest warlock of the rest. He is worse than the one you dropped the house on."
"I want to go home!" Hermione wailed. Crookshanks whined with her.
"Stop bitching. You need to go....."
The crowd parted, as they ran around helplessly. When they settled down, Hermione saw the ugliest bastard she'd dared to lay eyes on. He had a bald head with red slits for eyes. Hermione was disgusted when she realized that he had snake like nostrils. He looked at her, only for a second then he walked over to her house. He looked at it with confusion then walked to where Hermione, Crookshanks, and Dumble Bumble stood. Crookshanks hissed.
"Who dropped this horribly decorated house on my brother?" The snake freak said in the girliest voice Hermione had ever heard come out of a man's mouth.
"No one dropped it. It fell." Dumble Bumble said calmly.
"Who's gonna believe a story like that? Who are you and why are you wearing those hideous robes?" He asked in confusion and disgust.
"I am Hermione Granger. The smartest person at my school. These happen to be comfortable. At least I don't look like a freak that belongs in a freak show!" Hermione raged.
"Listen bitch. I'll always be better looking than you. In fact I think that everyone is better looking than you. I am the fairest of them all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find my brothers bumble bee pendant!" With that the freakshow walked back to his brother, but the body was no longer there.
"Looks like your brothers body is gone. How about you follow suit." Dumble Bumble suggested .
"Where is the pendant?" He demanded
"Right there!" Dumble Bumble pointed at Hermione's chest. The pendant was fleaming in the sunlight.
"Give that to me! It's mine!"
"Keep it. There's a good reason why he wants it. Now, you're not wanted here. I do have the power to re-drop that house, on you!" Dumble Bumble said.
"Fine. This isn't over! I'll get you and your disturbing fashion sense too!" He popped away.
"Who was that?" Hermione asked.
"The wickedest warlock of the rest. He is worse than the one you dropped the house on."
"I want to go home!" Hermione wailed. Crookshanks whined with her.
"Stop bitching. You need to go....."