Author's Comments: Hem. Thought I'd share that this thing had no "real" plot (BUT! It does have one! Catching the drift?) And I just do as I please through the whole thing. So, I have no idea when and if it will end, and frankly, I'm half tempted to make a little mini-manga or whatever they are called when fans make them… anyway
9:31 a.m.
InuYasha's stomach growls, and makes the InuHanyou blushes slightly from embarrassment.
"Hungry?"
Ryoko prodded him.
"I'm gonna go wake Sesshoumaru…"
She says, finally rising to her feet.
"…The kitchen wench."
InuYasha says rights after her, making the demon princess produce a snort like cough to hide her bubbly laughter.
"Sesshoumaru the kitchen wench… what's the story behind this one?"
InuYasha sighs, this would stall getting fed longer, but hey, all for the sake of YOUR amusement…
"Miroku and me came into the kitchen…
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Putting down the controller to the Play Station 2, Miroku looks at InuYasha and double blinks. Miroku was currently kicking InuYasha's ass in the verse mode on Zone of the Enders: 2nd Running, and had placed the game on pause because of a nice smell, one that could make your mouth water, was coming from the kitchen.
InuYasha's mouth was halfway open and about ready to curse the hell out of Houshi for placing the game on pause. But Miroku grabs him by his sleeve on his red long sleeved shirt and starts dragging him halfway across the living room. Which, he later stops after InuYasha thrashes enough and nearly nails him in the leg with his taloned hand. Miroku waits, impatiently for InuYasha to climb to his feet and follow him to the kitchen. Once there, all hell breaks loose…
There, standing in what one may not considered in all his glory, is Lord Sesshoumaru. Decked out in a light red (pink if you want to call it that) with white frills on the outskirts, and the navy oven mittens… All in which belonged to InuYasha's mother. Yes, he was baby sitting for some hefty cash, meaning that him and Rin made cookies.
Miroku, lost his cool, and collapsed in laughter, trying to hold his arm up and point at Sesshoumaru… Which wasn't really required, everybody in the that area of the house knew why he was dying… Collecting as much breath as he could, he managed to shout out…
"It's Sesshoumaru! The kitchen wench!"
Out of Camera: Noises of metal sliding out its sheath, a drawer on the cabinet slamming shut, and bodies colliding into one another and the floor. Laughing, gasping, curses and growls included.
Translation: Sesshoumaru opened a drawer, whipped out the butcher knife, and oh so kindly "shut" the drawer with his hip [[My bad, didn't mean to make him sound like a girl… -cough- that much…]]. Than proceeded to attempt to shut the houshi up by carving his voice box out. Of course, InuYasha steps in and they both kiss the tiled floor. All this noise is enough to attract the attention of InuTaisho, Myouga, and Rin… who was dragging Jaken by the ear behind her…
"What in the hell?"
InuTaisho asks, not even sure he wanted to know why InuYasha was sitting on top of Sesshoumaru. Nor why Miroku was blue in the face AND why Sesshoumaru had the butcher knife. His deep voice was enough to bring back all the boys to reality, and they all stood in attention. Miroku, was still suffering from laughing, and lost his composer nearly every ten seconds. It was easy for InuTaisho to figure out –why- Miroku was laughing, and he could tell InuYasha was holding back the need to crack a laugh at Sesshoumaru's appearance too.
He looked at Sesshoumaru.
"This, temporary need to kill could have been avoided if you didn't wear –that-."
He gives a pointed look at Izayoi's kitchen wear, and almost sweatdrops.
"Shut up."
Sesshoumaru says back at his father, nonchalantly. He was wearing clothes that were what one could call, non ruin-able. Meaning; he didn't want them food stained AND he didn't want to change later. It wasn't the fact he was lazy, far from it, he just didn't want to deal with it. Rin had seen a food fight on TV a while earlier and wanted to be in one, and her parents had told him she wanted to make cookies… Add those together and it's a deadly situation for everybody in that near area… Which included him…
Putting the oven mittens back on, he took out the tray of cookies from the oven. The smell of the sweets was enough to drag everybody in the room closer to him, and annoy him even more. Once the cookies were all on a plate on the counter and everybody had one, he took off the mittens and leaned against the counter to watch in silence.
When Miroku opened his mouth to say something, Sesshoumaru popped him over the head with the metal tray that had cooled off slightly. This was enough to make Miroku give it a rest, and the glare at everybody else was enough to make them quiet too.
And all the cookies were eaten in forced silence, that or they left the room completely to escape the wrath of the kitchen wench…
…and my trophy was not only a cookie, but a damned black eye too."---»---»--»---»---»---» never-ending presents ---»
InuYasha says, still sitting on the floor. His expression is pretty much calm and bored as he explained the story to Ryoko. She however was quite moved to laughing pretty hard. Looking back at the moment, it really wasn't that funny now. He flashed back on the moment way too much to even crack a smile at the memory. Nowadays, when asked to share such a story, he's sighed in annoyance and share it with much detail that the listeners were pretty much dying by the time he finished.
Standing back up, he looked to Ryoko, seeing her start to recover slowly. He sweatdropped.
"Should we clean this up? Or suffer the kitchen wench's wrath?"
He only said that to make the pirate crack up again. As lazy as he was, he'd rather deal with Sesshoumaru attempting to bite his head off. Of course, this time Ryoko wouldn't be able to team up on him. Sesshoumaru probably wouldn't even be able to raise a finger on him, Minagi would play him off from doing it somehow. Rather it be the rare seduction she steals from Ryoko, or the fake tears gag. It always got Sesshoumaru's attention, and along with Rin, she was one of his "official" weaknesses. Minagi was quite infatuated with him, been so since he could remember.
"Leave it… Fluffy-Oniichan can bark all he wants at us…"
No pun intended. Ryoko and Minagi were actually quite younger then Sesshoumaru, about four years younger, meaning they were InuYasha's age. For the entire math challenged people: Sesshoumaru is 22 years old, and a senior in college. He chose not to stay in a dorm because:
a] He -hates- people.
b] An expensive price to him…?
c] He's anti-social.
d] All of the above.
InuYasha is a junior, while Ryoko and Minagi were seniors in the same high school.
How in the hell they are a part of Sesshoumaru's posses is indeed very questionable.
But we won't go there right now.
9:40 a.m.
Making their way up the stairs, they weren't at all trying to be quiet in the process. Like InuYasha's room, Sesshoumaru's room was sound proof too. The house is custom built if you're wondering. Once by Sesshoumaru's door, Ryoko tried to open the door. Figures. It was locked.
She double blinked.
"Have you seen Minagi at all this morning? That mixer and our yelps of frustration should have brought her out."
InuYasha double blinked back at her.
"Nope."
"Right. Find Minagi. We'll do that -after- Sesshoumaru feeds us."
They both nod in agreement.
9:40 a.m.
The sound of the credit card Ryoko stole from her mother is heard trying to click the lock open. They couldn't exactly knock on the door, it was part of the sound proof room package. Both boys liked their music, and when it came to pricing the ears of others, they did a fine job… Without knowing it. Ryoko sighs in frustration.
"This isn't WORKING."
"It does in the damned movies."
"And do you believe everything you see in the movies?"
"…"
"… Your pathetic."
"Just shut up and open the door!"
Silence.
"Get me a screw driver. I'm taking the fuckin' lock out."
9:45 a.m.
Ryoko's eye twitched.
"This is a Philips! I need a Flathead!"
"Well bite me! You didn't tell me what kind you needed!!"
"I NEED a FLATHEAD!"
"FINE! Bitch."
"Love you too."
"Might as well have him make lunch."9:50 a.m.
"Shit, we don't even know if he'll make breakfast."
The doorknob finally fell onto the white carpet floor with a thud. InuYasha and Ryoko look to the door, both Hanyou Prince and the Goddess (of Demons and Spirits if you must know) stare at the door like they're entering the unknown.
Minagi was still missing.
Neh.
Probing the door open with her foot, Ryoko opens it wide enough to poke her head in. She then, wants to repeatedly smack her head into the wall. Taking her head out Sesshoumaru's room, she closes the door behind her gently. InuYasha just stares at her with a very questioning look.
"I forgot I could phase through walls and such."
"Oh my fucking god. You dolt."
"Big word for somebody with the common sense of a DOG."
InuYasha snarls, snapping his fangs.
"Hypocrite! You just forgot you could phase through material!"
"…"
"Score: InuYasha: One, Ryoko: Zero."
Pop! Slam!
"Oww-! That –hurts-."
"Put a fork in it, you're done."
Sesshoumaru the kitchen wench – if any of you have read the manga: Demon Diary, you'll quickly figure out that that comes from Vol3, in one of the side stories with "Eclipse the Kitchen Wench" a character who can be quite like Sesshoumaru sometimes...
Omg. WAY, to much fun making them argue back and forth. Just to clear things up, InuYasha and Ryoko are not a couple, more like good friends with a REALLY tight bond. Although, the secret behind on why I can make them argue like that is where I role play them there actually grandmother and grandson. (They're played as Wolves… You know, howl. Snarl. Growl. Etc.) They have a weird bond with one another, seeing as Ryoko raised him a tad. Anyway, it's pretty funny when they argue like that. X];;
Yeah. About Sesshoumaru, he might be a bit OOC. Never play him much. Or at all really, he belongs to my best friend... ¬.¬;;
Btw, I've been writing this for self-amusement. But if I get reviews… It'll encourage me to actually write more.