Why We Don't Ask Questions…

It wasn't much, Pie Eater reasoned, but it was enough to give him an excuse to be there in case one of the other guys showed up tonight.  Then again, the only other guy he knew who would end up backstage was Itey, and Pie and Itey were on rather friendly terms regarding Irving Hall as of late.  Neither questioned the other on motive, though they both knew the reasons.  It was hard when your significant other was in the show business.

Pie Eater snuck in the back door of the theater, moving off to the side to avoid detection.  It wasn't as if everyone there approved of his relationship, but they had to deal.

Pie glanced about and saw his lover through the slight crack in the door out to the audience.  His lover held up two fingers, figuring correctly that Pie would be in the back already.  Two minutes until break, Pie thought, and then seven minutes in Heaven.  He anxiously waited the two minutes, then grabbed Toby as he walked through the back door.

"Pie," Toby gasped as the younger man tore off his clown mask and covered his lips with his own.  Stumbling, they made it to a closet in the back and, seven minutes later, emerged in rumpled clothing and mussed hair.  Pie moved to leave; the boys would be expecting him back soon.

"Same time tomorrow?" he tossed over his shoulder as he walked to the door.

"You know it, babe," came the reply.

A/N:  Sorry I have to end it there, but I honestly liked the ending there.  I was going to have another pairing, seeing as how I've steadily had two per chapter, but I just couldn't feasibly do it. ^_^;;  That's also the closest I've gotten to full out slash, I think.  Just about everything else I've written has been implied.  Stupid pairing generator. _  Gives me all these weird ideas that I just about have to write down and also delay me from working on Bridge.  Oh well, this is definitely the most fun I've had writing in a while.

Oh yeah, and I hoped y'all liked Davey in the circus last chapter.  I don't know if I'll ever show what's happening in his new life again, but I might if the opportunity so arises.  And I don't know why I'm talking all odd like that today. ^_^;;

Shout-outs!

Mondie:  Yes, here's some more.  Y'know, part of the fun of using that generator is that it helps me think of incredibly odd pairings.  That and I think I have problems writing pretty boys together, but I can write something like this. **shrugs**  Go fig. ^_^  And Yay! For reviewness.

Omni:  Sorry about the nightmares, and I don't really think this'll help any. ^_^;;  No, I probably wouldn't sleep if Pedophile!Monaghan was under my bed, but there's not much as fits under my bed any more. ^_~

Gothic Author:  Don't faint on me!  Your reviews are too much fun to read for you to do that to me!  And yes, this is indeed random and fun. ^_^

And now, it is time to review if you really want to influence this darned thing. ^_^