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Episode 7: Deja Vu/This Girl is a Psycho!

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Jace grinned as he walked through the convention. He had just been witness, and a key member of starting, a Digimon/Pokemon battle! That had been truly exciting. And he had gotten that great interview with Team Rocket, a few words from Ash Ketchum. This was turning out to be a great day. It was like all his bad luck had suddenly turned into good luck!

He felt like celebrating, but one never got anywhere by sitting on his butt all day! There was work to do! Speaking of work.....where was Guilmon?

Looking around, he couldn't find the little red annoyance anywhere. Sighing, he continued making his was through the convention, searching for his trainee. He had to be here somewhere, after all.

"Carrrrrrroooot!"

Jace stopped.....oh no. There was Guilmon....with Goku.....

And Vegeta.

"Hehe, you're a funny little guy, aren't you? But no, my name is Goku!"

"Caaaarrrrrrooooot!"

Vegeta smirked, "Looks like he's got you down, clown!"

"Vegetable!!!!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!"

"Vegetable!!!!"

Jace ran up, "You stop that! Don't do that to HIM of all people!"

Vegeta glared at the two of them while Goku howled in laughter in the background, "Is he yours?"

Jace gulped, "Sort of. He's my trainee. Wants to be an interviewer, see."

Vegeta snorted, "He's got a real large mouth. I'd keep it shut if I were you, never know when it might get YOU in trouble!"

"Y-yessir!"

Vegeta snorted again and stomped off, Goku following.

Jace glared at digimon, "What's wrong with you?! You don't go calling Vegeta a-"

"What are you, STUPID?!?!" Yelled a girl.

Looking up, Jace saw two young teens heading their way.....no way! He gulped, two of the main characters from another one of the greatest animes ever! Asuka and Shinj!

Jace stared as they made their way past..... of course Guilmon had to say something, "Stuuuuuuupiiiiid!"

The two teens stopped and stared. Shinji spoke first, "What did you say?"

"Stuuupiiiiid!"

Asuka laughed, "I like him. He's knows his stuff."

" censored "

All three of them stared at him. Jace gaped, his mouth opening and closing until he could finally say something, "I....I didn't even know he knew that kind of language!"

Asuka was less than amuzed, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

" cen- "

Jace quickly grabbed him and shut his mouth, "Sorry about that! He doesn't know when to shut up!"

Shinji snickered, "It's ok. So, who are you guys, anyways?"

"Huh? Oh, I'm Jace, this is Guilmon. We're reporters-"

Asuka grinned, "REPORTERS?! You must have heard how great I am! It's not surprising since I AM the greatest of all Eva pilots out there! So I guess it's not surprising you want to interview me! So, what's your questions?!"

Jace blinked, "But I thought Shinji was-"

Asuka grabbed him and pulled him down until they were face to face, "Listen, do you want an interview or not?!"

"Uhhh, yeah. I would-"

"THEN ASK SOME WORTHWHILE QUESTIONS!!!!"

Jace stared at her, then looked down at Guilmon even as he looked at him, then they both looked back at Asuka, "....Ok. Your series, Evangelion-"

"Neon Genesis Evangelion!"

"Right. Neon Genesis Evangelion, don't you think the ending was a little....strange?"

Asuka shook her head, "Yeah, it was. Not my fault some STUPID," She looked at Shinji, who flinched, "Idiotic psycho had to take up all that time like that. Now, if I had my way, things would have gone different!"

"So, I take it you have no special feelings for him?"

"Other than hatred? No," Asuka replied bluntly as Shinji's shoulders slumped.

Jace looked at him, "And how to you feel about that?"

Shinji looked at him, started, "Well. Ahhhh, I don't know?"

Asuka cut back in, "This guy is even more useless in life than he is in the series! .....Idiot."

Jace smiled, "And what about your friend, Rei?"

"WONDERGIRL?! Friend?! That puppet doesn't even know the meaning of the word!"

"But you have to admit, she did have a big part in the end of the series!"

Asuka just shook her head, "Yeah, I'll admit that. But not even I can understand what the hell went on. The ending is too strange for me, all I cared is how I got to show everyone a thing or two about fighting!"

"Shinji, do you-"

"HEY! Why do you keep going to SHINJI?!" Asuka screamed, "You're supposed to be interviewing me!"

"I, uh. Well yeah, I mean, not just you... I'm supposed to interview everyone, really."

Asuka glared at him, "It's rude to keep going to other people in the middle of an INTERVIEW! Especially when you're DOING the interview!" Asuka carried on and on like this, all while Jace just stared. Perhaps this day wasn't so good after all. Every time Jace tried to get away from the girl, she would yell at him and he'd be forced to stay, listening to her telling him how great she was.

'This girl is a psycho!'

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My apologies to all the Asuka fans out there. I'm a big one myself, but I've been waddling through writers block with this story since the Pokemon/Digimon battle, and this was all I could come up with, please forgive!