raventhedarkgoddess: Say it, Marik!

Marik: Why should I?

raventhedarkgoddess: Because you really don't want to see me sugar high again, do you?

Marik: NO!

raventhedarkgoddess: Then say it!

Marik: Fine. She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Teen Titans, or Pokemon. In fact, I don't think she owns anything that's going into this story.

raventhedarkgoddess: No, I don't. By the way, why is your hair so freaky?

Marik: Freaky?

raventhedarkgoddess: Ya, the way it's all sticking up and stuff.

Marik: You little brat! I'll send you to the Shadow Realm! *reaches for his millenium rod* Where is it?

raventhedarkgoddess: This? *breaks millenium rod over knee* You really wanted that golden stick?

Marik: I'll kill you before this story is over!

raventhedarkgoddess: We'll see. This story is NOT for Tea fans. I'll set couple of people up in later chapters. Just send me some reviews on who you'de like to see. If I dislike any of your couplings for Raven, you won't see them. And you can be in this story, though WHY you would want to is beyond me. Just send a little bit about your personality (as well as your gender!) to my e-mail. (in my profile) And, don't waste your breath about my spelling. I KNOW it's bad, but I still love to write these things. This is my second fic.

Marik: *lungs at raventhedarkgoddess*

raventhedarkgoddess: *steps out of Marik's way* And this is a big Pokemon basher, too. PG-13 because of some language. I don't think it has any real point either. Send me some reviews and mabye we can get chapter 2 up. *side-steps Marik again* I can't update as much as I want to, either. But, hey, I'll try. If you don't like it, don't read it. And, don't flame me either. I hate it when people bash a story just because they don't like the show or characters getting bashed. DEAL WITH IT! Am I right?

Chapter 1: I was supposed to have a Title for this Chapter?

Tea: Our friendship will overcome our lostness!

Kabia: Shut up! That's the 2698 time you've said that today!

Moukuba: He's right, Tea. We're lost.

Yugi: Hey, what's that sign say?

Yami: Welcome to Jump City.

Joey: But the tournament's in New York!

Mai: Joey! You read the map the whole way here! SO, why are we lost? You said you knew where you were going! That's why I came, because I thought YOU knew!

Tristan: The puppy gets us all lost again!

Malik: Bark, dog!

Ishizu: Malik, be nice!

Ryou: No, Ishizu, he's right. We're lost.

Bakura: Well, standing here won't help us, you idiots.

Marik: Curse you all! Shut up, fools!

Joey: So now it's all MY fault?

All except Tea+ Joey: Yes!

Tea: Now, let's not blame it all on Joey. After all, friends are kind to friends, even when times are hard, and we can overcome this...

All: *Looks to sky, only to discover a storm starting to come down*

Serenity: It's raining, too? Nice going, big brother.

Bakura: Shut UP, fools!

Kabia: So, let me see if I understand you. We have only two choices. We can either go to this 'Jump City' or walk twelve miles in the rain back to the last town? Great, Wheeler!

Yami: No point standing in the rain. Let's find someone in this Jump City to help us.

Bakura: What's it to you, baka pharoh?

yami: Watch it, Tomb Robber...

Serenity: *trying to distract the two Yamis* For a Jump City, it sure is dead-looking.

Mai: Hon, news flash. It's pouring down rain! We're the only ididots getting WET!

Joey: It's not my fault!

All: Right...

Joey: Hey! Not my fault I don't think!

Tristan: Malik, are you SURE he has his brain back?

Malik: What I could have been possessing in that head of his is beyond me. I don't think he has one.

Joey: Yes I do! Tell 'um, Yug!

Yugi: Well, Joey...

Joey: Ahh...-_-u Hey, I DO SO!

Moukuba: Hey, look at that weird building!

Ishizu: A giant T?

Malik: What kind of a nutter lives in a T, anyway?

Ryou: We've got to try it.

Mai: Why, so there can be some soul-stealing pschyo living there?

Yugi: It's cold, I'm hungry, and we aren't getting to the tourney. We've got to try something.

All: Ok! *head for the T building*

Marik: Why the hell did you make it rain?

raventhedarkgoddess: Because I wanted to.

Marik: You WILL die. *lunges*

raventhedarkgoddess: *vanishes so that Marik hits a tree*

Bakura:Are you coming?

Marik: Ya. *mutters* I'll get you.

raventhedarkgoddess: Right.

Bakura: Will you quit talking to yourself? It's bad enough I have to listen to Tea, but you too?

Marik: I am NOT TALKING TO MYSELF! *mutters* When I get my hands on you...

Bakura: Uhh... -_-u

Marik: What? I'm not. *mutters* Just wait.

Bakura: *anime falls into a puddle* Come on, dammit!

Marik: I AM NOT INSANE! Bakura, get back here!

Meanwhile, in the middle of the forest somewhere...

Ash: Brock, where are we?

Brock: *reads sign tacked to the nearest tree (placed perfectly, huh?)* One mile to Jump City.

Misty: Do you think they have a gym?

Brock: I've never even heard of it.

Ash: So?

Pikachu: Pika?

Misty: Let's just keep going, since SOMEONE lost the map.

Ash: Oh, shut the hell up!

All: *Look up to where the same storm the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast are caught in is starting*

Brock: Hurry! *all begin to run*

Ash: Hey, do you think the T building is a Pokemon center?

Misty: Why shape a building like a T?

Ash: How should I know?

Misty: Well, you always act like you know everything anyway!

Ash: Do not! *shoves Misty*

Misty: *falls agenst Brock, who falls into the lake*

Brock: What the hell? *climbs out of water* If you two are done acting like idiots, I'm gonna go ask if we can stay here tonight! *runs toward the T building, followed by Misty and Ash*

Misty: Did you have to shove him in the lake?

Ash: You shoved him, stupid!

Brock: Don't fight!

Misty and Ash: No!

Brock:-_-u Forget it!

raventhedarkgoddess: Ok, it was a little stupid, but it DID explain how everyone found Titan Tower. As to why the Pokemon cast is acually in America, I have no reason. I just felt like it.

Marik: There you are! *holds up pointy knife*

raventhedarkgoddess: *moves back and adds something to the script*

Marik: *falls onto the floor* What the HELL am I doing on the floor?

raventhedarkgoddess: Reveiws are appricated. Remember what I said at the beginning! Oh, and Marik, you fell on the floor just because I typed it!

marik: I hate you!

raventhedarkgoddess: Do I have to fix you up with Serenity?

Marik: No! Grrrr...

raventhedarkgoddess: I love being the author! Please, suggest some couples, mabye people I wouldn't think to put together. And, please, I'm probably going to kill the Pokemon cast, so don't fix anyone up with them! Or, you can, but it will only be for a couple *moves out of Marik's way* chapters! Thanks! *runs away from computer, Marik chasing her*

Marik: *trips* Computers...Grrr...

raventhedarkgoddess: ^_^ Ha ha!