Ch.3
" I am so stupid." said Ron
"Tell me about it." Harry said
"SHUT UP!!!!" Ron yelled
"Okay," Harry said calmly "look Ron, what happened?"
"I got in a fight with Hermione" growled Ron.
"Go on." said Harry
"And she slapped me on the face and took off" Ron concluded
"well that explains the red mark your face" said Harry "what are ya gonna to do? Asked Harry
"I'll tell you what I'm going to do". Said Ron "I'm gonna make Hermione the laughing stock of the school" Ron slyly.
"RON!! You can't do that she's your friend" Harry exclaimed
"Not any more" Ron murmured
"Oh poor Ronny-kins, Fight the girl, lose the girl, fight the tears because you lost the girl..... well you get what I'm saying." said Harry
"come on Harry, It's time for lunch"
At lunch that afternoon Harry had to sit between Ron and Hermione to keep them from getting into fights "this is ridiculous, Ron and Hermione are best friends they shouldn't be fighting" Harry said in his head
"Harry tell Hermione she's a stupid ,dumb, preppy prat" said Ron. Harry shifted his body to Hermione "Ron said you were a stupid, dumb preppy prat." Said Harry
"well tell Ron that he's a jealous hand-me-down slimy freak" Said Hermione
Harry shifted back to Ron "Hermione said you were a jealous hand-me-down slimy freak" said Harry
"Harry, tell Hermione I challenge her to a duel if I win she has to dump josh and if she wins she gets to keep josh" said Ron.
Again Harry shifted his body to Hermione "Ron challenges you a duel if Ron Wins you have to dump josh and If you win you get to keep josh" Harry explained
"tell him I accepted his challenge" said Hermione
"Hermione accepts" said Harry
"good" Ron said as he rubbed his hands together.
The next day Ron and Hermione were having the duel.
"Weasley goes first" said professor snape.
"ready to lose Granger?" asked Ron
"in your dreams you slimy git" Said Hermione A/N: ooooh jeez harsh huh?
Ron flicked his wand. A purple blaze of light shot at Hermione, which only made Hermione's hair darker.
"What did you do to her? Harry questioned "I made her hair more wintery" replied Ron.
"I'M NOT A WINTER I'M A SUMMER!!!!!" yelled Hermione With a flicked her wand and a blue light shot out her wand and changed Ron into a baby "you're such a mamma's boy" Hermione teased
"I am not!!" Ron protested
"STOP THIS" Harry yelled as he jump up dueling board "this is ridiculous you two are best friends that's why you chose each other over every one in the world and if you had to, I bet you choose each other all over again" Harry said in one breath
A/N: whoa, Harry just made really good point there. And Ron and Hermione seem to be "stupefied" he-he get it? Stupefy? He-he bad joke huh?