Ch. 7 -THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS -

Ron knew he had to save Hermione, but how? "There are SPIDERS!!! In there!" Ron said remembering the 2nd year when he and Harry went in there to find out about Hagrid's past. Ron was really freaking out. "Shut up!!!" Ron said to himself. It's time to over come your fears." Ron said in his mind. "Even if there is spiders in there." Ron shuddered as snow piled on his head from overhead clouds, as it was wintertime.

Ron charged into the dark forest climbing over twisted branches, twigs, and bushes. Until Ron came into a clearing. He dove into a bush so he could not be seen. Ron saw Hermione tied to a tree.

"LET ME GO YOU PRAT!!!!!" Hermione shouted at Josh.

"Ummmmm...let's think about this...no" Josh said with a devilish laugh. "Master, she's here" Josh hissed it was almost like he was a parsletongue.

"Wait if he's in Hufflepuff then why is a parseltongue?" Ron thought. Just then a dark figure came out of hiding. It was Voldemort! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ron screamed.

"What-what...?" Hermione looked over at Ron. "What are you doing here?!" she shrieked.

"Well, if you don't WANT me to save you..." Ron grinned and pretended to start walking away.

"Ok, ok, ok! I actually WANT you to save me from this horrible, despicable, deceiving boy who should go stick his head in a-"

"HEY!" Josh clamped a hand over Hermione's mouth. "Don't you dare talk about me like that!" Josh looked over at Voldemort.

"So admit it!" Ron said. "You don't want everyone to know that you should stick your head in a toilet and flush-"

"No, don't Ron!" hissed Hermione. "Don't provoke-"

"CRUC- crush- crucy- lucy- monkey..." Josh stumbled over the unforgivable curse, and Ron shook his head. "Holy Quidditch, you dated a guy who was more dumber then me?"

"That's redundant." Hermione snapped. "Not that I care now, or anything." She added quickly.

Voldemort shook his head, cursed, and raised his wand high into the air. "This is ridiculous, you good-for-nothing fool! CRUCIO!"

Ron instantly felt as though a million knives were striking him.

"RON! NO!" Hermione screamed, struggling to get loose from the ropes that tied her to the tree.

Suddenly, a figure immerged from the distance. There was Ginny, holding a moaning Harry with a broken leg.

"I TRIED to go save you, but I tripped over a log and broke my leg." Harry moaned and clutched his leg.

Ginny shook her head and slapped a bandage over his mouth and hissed "Shut up! Are you TRYING to get caught?" she pulled out her wand and muttered "so much for the boy who lived saving the day."

"Yeah, well..." Harry attempted to pull off the bandage, but then Ginny kicked his leg.

"This is getting ridiculous." Muttered Ginny.

Just then, Luna Lovegood appeared from behind them, holding mistletoe at her side and a potion bottle filled with a clear liquid, smiling secretively at the bottle.

Suddenly, before Hermione and Ron could react to the sudden appearances, there came a piercing scream.

A girl with blonde hair and blonde highlights (A/N: gee, this girl is DITZY), LUMPS of pink eyeshadow, black eyelashes that clumped together, 20 minutes of nauseating strawberry-scented lipstick, and a plastic pink skirt that practically showed her butt, and to top it all off, a BRIGHT PINK Britney Spears tank top that had a way too low cleavage appeared. (Beta/N: I think I'm going to throw up.)

"YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!" she shrieked. "I mean, you date almost every girl you tie up, except for me, because I'm paying you sweetie, and now YOU CHEAT ON ME?!"

"No, baby, this is NOT what it looks like!" yelled Josh.

"Yes, it is!" proclaimed Hermione, struggling to help Ron who was lying there in CRUCIAL (2Beta/N: hahahahaha) pain and confusion.

"That's it, Josh, we are so through!" 'Baby' (Beta/N: Well, what else are we supposed to call her?) shrieked. "And you can have that geeky bushy- haired squirrel!"

"I don't want him!" Hermione yelled.

"Well, have him!" 'Baby' turned around and proclaimed. "Because I'm the hottest girl around and you have to do what I say!"

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Harry tried to crawl away with a broken leg while covering his ears. Ginny spun around.

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!"

Voldemort and Josh exchanged glances at the pair of shrieking girls, and Josh crept up slowly behind Harry