Raventhedarkgoddess: Well, it's been a while since I've been able to write anymore of this one, but that's okay.

Marik: Really? I didn't miss you.

Raventhedarkgoddess: That's obvious. Anyway, please reveiw and enjoy chapter seven.

Marik: NO! Don't reveiw, people.

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Chapter Seven: Duels and Deaths

Jessie: Okay. We stopped. Now what?

Raven: Just calm down.

Joey: Hey, the rain is slowing down.

Terra: Does that mean you'll all leave?

Raven: They'll leave later, Terra. The rain isn't fully stopped yet.

Ash: Pikachu....

Misty: Hey, Ash, give me the Pikachu.

Ash: Why?

Misty: Hey, it's awake.

Starfire: Ah! The monster is alive!

Robin: *kills Pikachu* That's that.

Ash: NO!

Raven: It's really dead this time.

Ryou: That's okay. It seemed annoying.

Yugi: Ya, it did. At least my deck doesn't follow me around and demand food.

Beast Boy: Your deck? What?

Mai: Do you mean to tell me, hon, that you've never heard of Duel Monsters?

Serenity: But everyone knows about Duel Monsters!

Raven: Aside from me, no.

Cyborg: And you know what they mean, Rave?

Raven: Yes. It's a card game.

Yami: It's more than that. It came from my time in Egypt and...

Ash: That's just crazy talk. You're just some teenage wacko, not a pharaoh.

Yami: That's IT!

Tristan: Wanna go, little man?

Tea: Tristan, fists aren't the answer!

Joey: They work for me!

Bakura: You fools are being unreasonable. If you want to duel, then duel.

Beast Boy: Dude, you need cards to duel.

Raven: And Marik, Bakura and Yami have plenty of spares.

Marik: Why would I give that slime my cards?

Ash: Excuse me, I AM NOT SLIME!

Robin: This is getting really weird...

Starfire: I am a bit scared.

James: Hey, twerp, are you too scared or what?

Ash: I AM NOT AFRIAD! Yami, I'll duel you.

Bakura: Here, my spares. Now build a deck.

Marik: Here. This will be interseting...No interfereing, Raventhedarkgoddess.

Raventhedarkgoddess: I will.

Bakura: Hey, insanity, you're babbling again.

Marik: Gr....

Ash: I have one! *holds up cards*

Yami: Then let's duel. Kaiba, have you got a couple disks I can use?

Kaiba: Don't screw these up.

Ash: How do I put it on?

YGO Cast: *anime faint*

Mai: Are you retarted or what, kid?

Malik: He must be.

Ryou: This is stupid.

Bakura: Like this. *shoves it on Ash's arm*

Ash: OW! My arm!

Bakura; I didn't hurt him...much.

Tea: Bakura...Don't do stuff like that!

Yami: Draw five cards. It's time to duel.

Starfire: Robin, this will not be scary, will it?

Beast Boy: Don't worry, Star. They're just cards.

Yami: My move. Pay attention, Ash.

Ash: I am.

Yami: I lay one monster face-down in defense, place one other card face-down, and end my move.

Ash: *draws card*

Yami: Well?

Ash: I put one card face-down in attack postion and end my turn.

Yami: *sweatdrops* That was foolish.

Tea: Yami!

Jessie: He has a point...

Yugi: How would you know?

Jessie: You told me about it while we were dancing.

Yugi: Oh, ya.

Yami: Now I use Brain Control to take your monster and sacrife both monsters to summon Dark Magican, who will now attack your life points.

Mai; Did he just steal a Skull Servent off him?

Serenity: Yes.

Mai: 200 attack and he put it in attack mode...Sheesh!

Yami: You only have 1,500 points left.

Ash: Um...I have no monsters. I pass.

Yami: Dark Magican, dark magic attack.

Ash: OW!

Yami: I'm done.

Mokuba: I'll take those. *takes Yami's and rips Ash's off his arm*

Starfire: You are sure that they were not real.

Kaiba: *with a little irritation* Yes, I'm sure.

Robin: I told you, Star.

Raven: That was pointless...

Goth Guy: Everything is pointless...Wanna go talk about it?

Raven: Maybe later...

Goth Guy: *sulks off*

Terra: Who's that, your boyfriend?

Raven: Terra, aren't you a little old to be playing my mother and asking me who I'm dating?

Cybog : Rave is right, Ter. Just leave her be.

Mokuba: Ash, so you don't belive Yami or Bakura or Marik?

Ash: No. I'll never belive that stuff.

Marik: Maybe you should.

Malik: Ya, why don't you?

Ash: Because it's all bullshit.

All: Oh........

Robin: I don't know, our team belives you.

Misty: I don't know, Ash. They seem to be telling the truth.

Ash: Who's side are you on?

Misty: Ryou's.

Ryou: Thanks, Misty.

Ash: AH!

Jessie: Can't someone do something about the twerp?

James: Robin, may I?

Robin: Just don't get blood on my carpet, okay?

James: *picks Ash up and throws him out the window*

Ash: *dies* Help... *lands in lake*

Raven: And he is now dead.

Jessie: YAY!

James: No more twerp, it's my birthday...*starts dancing and shaking his butt*

All: *sweatdrop*

Cyborg: Whatever...*starts dancing*

Raven: Cy, what are you doing?

Cyborg: I'll stop now...

Starfire: That is just plain freaky.

Tea: Starfire, please repect Jame's right to dance.

Robin: Shut up.

Tea: That's not nice...

Marik: He's right. Shut up!

Beast Boy: Right to dance, whatever. *starts dancing*

James: *stops dancing*

Beast Boy: It's my birthday...Um, dude, where'd you go?

Jessie: He's funny.

Mai: Let's not have anymore death tonight.

Raven: There's a little more insanity to go.

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Raventhedarkgoddess: Okay, there's chapter seven.

Marik: *jumps at Raventhedarkgoddess*

Raventhedarkgoddess: I'll try to get another chapter up soon. Review.

Marik: NO! DON'T!