OK, so please read this Chapter before you report me. This is a parody of a typical Mary-Sue that I wrote. (My friends helped as well.) Please do not take it seriously. It is a PARODY.

The definition of parody for those of you who do not understand is:

Main Entry: 1par·o·dy

Pronunciation: 'par-&-dE

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural -dies

Etymology: Latin parodia, from Greek parOidia, from para- aidein to sing -- more at ODE

1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule

2 : a feeble or ridiculous imitation

synonym see CARICATURE