The door of the Slytherin common room swung open and Draco Malfoy came in with a huge grin on his face and threw himself on an armchair.

"I did it."

And he waved his hand, got up from his armchair and sat near the fire. Blaise, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Nadine and Myriam (two girls one year older than Draco) followed and sat in a circle around him.

Blaise: "Come on, Draco, amaze me. Tell me the Ice Queen has been.... touched."

Draco: "I think the correct word is 'Fucked' "

Pansy: "You did it? I don't believe it"

Draco: "You better believe it"

Blaise: "But...but ... we now have the same score!"

And Blaise took a piece of paper out of his pocket. It was divided in 2 columns. One was Draco's and one Blaise's. Under both Draco's and Blaise's columns was written 15.

Draco: "Well, yes. But that's gonna change soon. If I'm not mistaken, it's Myriam's turn to give a challenge".

Blaise: "Yes, you're right. Myriam?"

Myriam: "Yeah... well, let's see here. This time I pick Draco. Sorry, dear, you have to work hard again."

Draco: "No worries. I'm ready for everything. Bring it on."

Big cheese - make me

Mine says, "One that stays"

Black is black, straight back

Need more enemies

(Nirvana- Big Cheese)

Myriam: "Well, up until now you were successful, not one challenge lost. But up until now, you only had to work on girls. That's about to change. This once, at least."

Draco: "Myri... are you saying what I'm afraid you're saying?"

Myriam: "Yes. Your new challenge is to kiss a boy we're gonna choose. But a real kiss. And he'll have to enjoy it. Take it or leave it?"

Draco looked dazzled at the girl in front of him. He couldn't believe it. Kissing a boy...

Draco: "I take it...."

Myriam: "Perfect.."

Draco: "Myri, you do understand... this is sick... I'm no fucking fag!"

Myriam: "That's what's gonna make this challenge more interesting. Anyway, I'll give you the name of the boy tomorrow. "

Draco: "Fine! God! The things I do for a perfect score."

And he stood up and went for his room.

He was still amazed with himself for accepting this. He started thinking about it. How it would feel to kiss a guy. 'I mean, a guy's body is just as warm as a woman's body. And I don't have to look at the one who I'm gonna kiss. It's all for the reputation. I can't be a chicken. I bet you're enjoying it, Blaise! Well, I'm not gonna give up and let you win!"

The next day Draco awoke with a funny feeling in his stomach. They were going to decide the boy today. He was having second thoughts about it. "It's no big deal. You're not turning gay after this, so chill out, shithead!"

I'm a negative creep

I'm a negative creep

I'm a negative creep

and I'm stoned!

(Nirvana- Negative Creep)

He went down to breakfast and he sat down on his usual seat between Crabbe and Goyle. Myriam got up, came to them and asked Goyle to switch places. The boy agreed.

Myri: "Good morning, Drakie! I do hope you're in the best of spirits."

Draco: "Yes, dear. Have you chosen the victim?"

Myri: "Oh, I think the victim is you. Because, you see.... How to make this as painless as possible?...umm...We chose Ronald Weasley..."

Suddenly everybody in the Great Hall was silenced by the combined sounds of a plate hitting the ground and a blonde Slytherin screaming. Myriam stood up, amazed by Draco's reaction and walked back to her seat where she started smiling. Draco felt the looks of everybody on him and resumed his seat.

Crabbe: "Are you ok, Draco?"

But the boy couldn't hear as he was still in a state of shock.

That evening Draco came in the Slytherin Common Room and resumed his place by the fire where he was followed by the rest of the gang. And Tristessa.

Myriam: "ok, Draco, we thought of everything. Since this challenge is not as... pleasant as the others we helped a bit."

Draco: "wow."

Myriam: "hm. Well, the plan is this: We know Weasley patrols the 4th floor on Wednesdays."

Draco: "yes, we do"

Myriam: "Ahem... All you have to do is grab him, drag him into a room which you will find unlocked, thanks to us, and do what you have to do."

Draco: "sounds like fun...."

Myriam: "Yes, isn't that true? Now, the usual gear."

And the girl took out a glass ball out of her pocket and gave it to Draco. As soon as the boy touched it, it filled with dense green smoke and the letters "DM" in black appeared on it. Draco took out his wand, closed his eyes and touched the ball with the tip of his wand. The smoke inside it turned red.

Myriam: "ok, all is ready. Today is Monday. We'll make sure you have a clear path Wednesday night. Everything is so easy. What more could you wish for?"

Draco: "hmmm... well..."

Myriam: "oh, shut up! Imagine if we had chosen Longbottom... Snape.... Or Dumbledore!"

Draco: "well, I should consider myself lucky then."

Myriam: "Yes, you should."

Draco: "yeah, whatever. I'm off to bed. Goodnight, y'all!"

And he got up and went to bed.

On another side of the castle, Harry Potter was waiting for Tristessa.

I need an easy friend
I do ... with an ear to lend
I don't think you fit this shoe
I do ... won't you have a clue
(Nirvana- About A Girl)

And finally she showed up.

T: "Sorry for being late, I wasn't able to leave sooner."

H: "It's ok. I'm used to that"

T: "oh, come on, you can't say I'm treating you bad."

H: "no, you're right."

T: "you know what I hate the most?"

H: "umm... what?"

T: "Faggots."

H: "How did we get to that? Ok, whatever, never mind? Why do you hate them?"

T: "Well, they're sick! Guy and guy! That's sick. And imagine how they fuck?! Like dogs!"

H: "They don't really have to sit in that position, you know..."

T: "ugh.... Whatever. I hate them!"

H: "ok, fine."

And he moved on closer to the girl and put his arms around her waist and started kissing her.

In my eyes, I'm not lazy

In my face, It's not over

In your room, I'm not older In your eyes,

I'm not worth it

(Nirvana- Scoff)

Some time later, Tristessa got up, put her clothes back on, woke Harry up and started back to the dungeons.

Draco was asleep when he felt a pair of soft lips on his neck.

D: "Tri, I missed you dear..." T: "Well, here I am now."

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A/N: This is the last chapter I'm posting of this if I don't get a review. I mean, it's useless. I write and nobody ever says anything. So, if you want this continued, review.