It all began at the House of Mouse,
When a sorcerer and a duck met,
Both with short tempers.
Aladdin and Mozenrath saw each other,
Mickey barely prevented chaos from breaking out
However, he failed to notice the wheels turning in Hades' head:
"If one ticked off series villain can do that,
What can a bunch of them do?"
So Hades went to Flintheart Glomgold,
Scrooge McDuck's nemesis since 56.
Together, they drew up a plan
We series villains are shunned and ignored,
So we can band together for the attention we deserve!
The Disney Animated Series' Antagonists Coalition was born
Flintheart would be its president,
Hades VP, and the invitations were out
Everyone arrived for the first meeting.
There was Pete, the very first Disney Villain,
Cruella deVil, and we heard that
The Darkwing Duck delegation was stuck in the elevator!
(If you're interested, you can read "Going Up," the interquel)
Stylish Steelbeak, the Fearsome Five,
Even the cybernetic genius Taurus Bulba
More and more baddies arrived:
Selene, the Siren of the Sea
Mechanicles, the crazy Greek inventor
Vitiligo affected and well-read Moltoc,
Magica deSpell, Lady Bane,
Don Karnage and the diminutive Colonel Spigot
Dragaunus, last of the Saurian Overlords.
Asteroth, Lord of the Red Dragon
Ursula, the Sea Witch
Dr. Drakken and Shego, mad scientist and femme fatale
Brad Parnassus, jealous Salutatorian,
Croc, Flizzard, a toon collector
The crooked financier Lillith DuPrave,
Al Vermin, Fat Cat, and many, many more.
The vote to take the House of Mouse was unanimous,
Officers were elected, when all of a sudden...
Scrooge McDuck walked in, got a fleeting glance, then fled
He went to his money bin and began a counterattack
The heroes began to arrive in cars, planes, and on wings
The Wuzzles, the Gargoyles, the Rescue Rangers, the Mighty Ducks,
Even the Gummi Bears
Hercules, Aladdin, and their allies
Darkwing Duck, Kim Possible, the X Middle School Safety Patroller.
They showed up until the building was to the point of bursting
Without a hitch, the DASAC invaded the House of Mouse
The heroes tried to block their pass
The Sensational Six watched with gritted teeth
It was a long and lengthy battle,
But the villains retreated...eventually.
Victory is sweet, but short-lived.
The heroes called themselves the
Alliance of Disney's Animated Protagonists of Television
The DASAC regrouped, relaxed, and planned their retaliation
Evil never dies, they reasoned. They made plans to expand,
But the ADAPT knows, good always triumphs.
When a sorcerer and a duck met,
Both with short tempers.
Aladdin and Mozenrath saw each other,
Mickey barely prevented chaos from breaking out
However, he failed to notice the wheels turning in Hades' head:
"If one ticked off series villain can do that,
What can a bunch of them do?"
So Hades went to Flintheart Glomgold,
Scrooge McDuck's nemesis since 56.
Together, they drew up a plan
We series villains are shunned and ignored,
So we can band together for the attention we deserve!
The Disney Animated Series' Antagonists Coalition was born
Flintheart would be its president,
Hades VP, and the invitations were out
Everyone arrived for the first meeting.
There was Pete, the very first Disney Villain,
Cruella deVil, and we heard that
The Darkwing Duck delegation was stuck in the elevator!
(If you're interested, you can read "Going Up," the interquel)
Stylish Steelbeak, the Fearsome Five,
Even the cybernetic genius Taurus Bulba
More and more baddies arrived:
Selene, the Siren of the Sea
Mechanicles, the crazy Greek inventor
Vitiligo affected and well-read Moltoc,
Magica deSpell, Lady Bane,
Don Karnage and the diminutive Colonel Spigot
Dragaunus, last of the Saurian Overlords.
Asteroth, Lord of the Red Dragon
Ursula, the Sea Witch
Dr. Drakken and Shego, mad scientist and femme fatale
Brad Parnassus, jealous Salutatorian,
Croc, Flizzard, a toon collector
The crooked financier Lillith DuPrave,
Al Vermin, Fat Cat, and many, many more.
The vote to take the House of Mouse was unanimous,
Officers were elected, when all of a sudden...
Scrooge McDuck walked in, got a fleeting glance, then fled
He went to his money bin and began a counterattack
The heroes began to arrive in cars, planes, and on wings
The Wuzzles, the Gargoyles, the Rescue Rangers, the Mighty Ducks,
Even the Gummi Bears
Hercules, Aladdin, and their allies
Darkwing Duck, Kim Possible, the X Middle School Safety Patroller.
They showed up until the building was to the point of bursting
Without a hitch, the DASAC invaded the House of Mouse
The heroes tried to block their pass
The Sensational Six watched with gritted teeth
It was a long and lengthy battle,
But the villains retreated...eventually.
Victory is sweet, but short-lived.
The heroes called themselves the
Alliance of Disney's Animated Protagonists of Television
The DASAC regrouped, relaxed, and planned their retaliation
Evil never dies, they reasoned. They made plans to expand,
But the ADAPT knows, good always triumphs.