Chapter 3

I was looking for Nia, and stopped to ask a stage hand where she would be...The guy looked down the hall and said, "Lesnar's dressing room."  I said, "Thanks."  I walked down to Brock's dressing room…I hadn't seen Brock since he left Raw for Smackdown

I opened the door the baby blue eyed, blonde haired 6'4" 295lb monster Brock Lesnar was nose to nose…well more like nose to chest with his valet Nia.

I crossed my arms and leaned against the door frame and said, "Problem kiddies?" 

Brock looked towards the source of the voice and said, "Lena…if you don't do something about her…the next time I'm in the ring…I'm gonna F5 her…instead of my opponent." 

I said, "Brock Edward Lesnar…I've never heard you speak so rude about a lady before." 

Brock walked over and stood in front of me and said, "Well…That was before the lady did this to my head, while I was sleeping."  Brock turned his face to the right and the whole left side of his head had been shaved…the blonde flat top was replaced by blonde fuzz…

I bite my bottom lip and stifled a laugh...and said, "What possessed you to do that?"

Nia walked over and smirked at Brock…he looked like he was just about to kill her…She said, "I was minding my own business in the room, trying to read my book…when he said 'Hey fat ass, turn the light off…I'm trying to sleep here.'  I would have been perfectly fine if he would have simply asked nicely…but oh no he had to bring out the insults…"

Nia sighed out her nose while glaring at Brock and continued, "So I simply said, 'Pardon me no neck gorilla…but I'm reading my book and when I'm finished and at the very last page…then I'll turn the light out and you can slip away to monkey dream land.'" 

Nia took a deep breath and continued, "The damn brute got up came over and snatched my book out of my hand…ripped the remaining pages from my book handed it back and said, 'there now your at the very last page…wake me in 2 hours, babe.'  Turned the light off and went to sleep the lazy piece of shit."

Brock said, "Prissy psycho….got pissed and shaved half my head…" 

Nia said, "Fuckin' gorilla boy went ape and ripped up my book…" 

I just shook my head and said, "Well…Nia, sit Brock down and shave the other half of his head…I don't want him to feel lop sided in the ring tonight and hang to the right…Brock…you owe her a new book…and no more name calling…what are we in grade school again people?"

Brock laughed and I said, "Where's Angie?"  Nia giggled and said, "Next dressing room over...but the noises that were coming out of that room just now, and I wouldn't exactly go near there until they finished..."  We both started laugh as I walked out and closed the door...

As I walked over to Glenn and Angie's room, I could hear some funky spanking noises come from their dressing room...I just figured it best to leave well enough along...Thinking I needed a workout...and headed down to the gym to get some of my work out in.