Chapter 6

I walked Randy down to the Evolution dressing room...and knocked...Paul opened the door and said, "Kid what happened?"  Randy said, "I got jumped by these 5 huge ugly guys...Lena found me and decided to help me back here."

I smirked and quirked an eyebrow at him...Randy winked at me as Paul and David had their backs to him...I walked over and helped Randy get situated on the couch...it was all I could do to keep from laughing...I popped to ice packs and wrapped them in towels...and laid them across his mid-section.

Paul said, "You think he's gonna be okay Lena?"  I smiled and said, "Yea...Rocky Marciano here will live to fight another day.  Those dudes should be lucky they attacked him from behind...I'm sure if given half the chance, with a frontal attack...he wouldn't look like such a pussy laying on the couch right now...He'd walk in here with his chest all puffed out...what chest he does have so to speak."

David and Paul by now were rolling in hysterics at my comments...

Paul straightened up and puffed out his chest and said, "I have a chest."  I walked up and quirked an eyebrow at Paul and he winked at me...I smiled and pinched his left nipple and said, "Hmmm...Oh yea...you got a chest on ya...to bad it says 'Property of Stephanie McMahon' across it."

Paul and I had bad flirting habits...we both knew he was with Stephanie...but out of every one at the WWE...Paul and I became friends faster then I did anyone else...that's why we could flirt and show friendship affection without it really being us hitting on each other in a serious way.  I reached over and pinched David's nipple and said, "That's from Nina...but don't let her know I said that."  And winked at him.  David smirked.

I walked around the guys and slapped Paul's ass and said, "Oh yea baby...the back is just as good as the front."  I peeked around Randy and said, "You stay out of alleys with big ugly dudes from now on...you hear me?"  Randy smiled that award winning smile of his and said, "Yes ma'am."  I smirked and gave the boys a wink and walked out and down to the Divas dressing room to collect my things and go back to the hotel.

Once back at the hotel I relaxed in a tube full of bubbles and warm water...My cell phone started to ring and I reached over and grabbed it off the sink...the number was not anything I had saved on my phone so I answered it. 

"Hello?"

A voice said, "Is this Lena?"  I said, "Yes...and this is?"  The voice said, "Hey...It's Randy...I wanted to thank you for not telling the guys that the 5 ugly dudes who jacked me was actually a 125lbs red headed female...Blowing my cover would of definitely been the beginning of non-stop teasing for my duration in the WWE." 

I said, "Its okay...I just have more blackmail on you now...By the way...how did you get this number?"  I could almost hear the smirk in Randy's voice as he said, "I have my ways."  I said, "Yes...well you're ways better have included Paul or Glen...and very large amounts of cash...cause it would be illegal to snoop through my personal file at Titan Towers." 

Randy said, "How large of Cash amounts would it take to get you to meet me in the hotel bar for a drink later?"  I said, "More then you possess considering I'm sitting in a tub full of bubbles and warm water relaxing...Because as most females will tell you...not just anything will get a woman out of a relaxing bubble bath...short of death...unless it's a man, whose got more muscles then God, waiting naked in her bed...or a raging fire close to her closet full of clothes."

The thought of Lena being naked in a tub full of water and bubble was almost too enticing...he had to stop himself from asking to join her in the tub...hoping his thoughts hadn't effected his body yet...he looked down at the crotch of his pants and no such luck.  Aw Hell!

Randy chuckled and said, "Is that an invitation?"  I said, "Where...into the closet?  Only if you swing that way...and have decided to become a man who dresses in drag...but if you fit into my pants...I'll kill myself."  Randy said, "Actually I was thinking more along the lines of the whole naked man waiting in your bed proposition."  I said, "Don't make me hang up on you to call Paul and tell him about those 5 ugly dudes."

We both laughed and Randy said, "So is that a no on the drink later then?"  I said, "For right now yes...Today was my first day with the Smackdown roster...and after meeting every, watching Nia and Brock fight, hearing Glen and Angie have some kinky sex, and feeling bad about kicking you...I'm totally beat."  Randy said, "Don't feel bad about kicking me please...it wasn't your fault...I should have known better then to walk up behind someone who looked focused." 

I said, "G'night Mr. Orton...I'll see you tomorrow before Smackdown."  Randy said, "Don't forget to pick up your script when you get to the arena.  G'night Ms. Callaway."  

We hung up and I thought about the silky smoothness of Randy's voice when he talked to me...A girl could get used to it.  I got out of the tub and went to bed...as sleep took over my body...I couldn't wait for tomorrow to come...