Chapter 13

We walked backstage and as soon as we were behind the curtain, I tossed my belt to Paul and bent over as the pain radiated from my big right toe up my whole leg...I started to go down the stairs and Randy came up behind me and said, "Let me help ya there babe."  I smiled and said, "My hero."  As he scoped me up in his arms and carried me down the stairs and then down to the trainers office.

Randy sat me on the exam table and stood next to me, as the trainer Mike came in and checked out my toe...moving it around and what not...Mike said, "Does it hurt when I move it this way?"  As he moved my toes around...My first thought was to pee my pants...but then I said, "Well Mike...If I had any money buried in a mayo jar in my back yard...I would of already drawn you a map and shown you where to dig for it."

Mike and Randy Laughed and Mike said, "Sorry kiddo...It's broken...I'll get you some crutches...Don't walk on it, you'll lose your balance and fall over...and you don't need to break anything else."  I said, "How long Mike?"  He said, "At least 3 to 4 weeks."

Mike also said he couldn't get the crutches to me until the next morning...so Randy volunteered to take care of me for the night.  As Randy carried me down to the Evolution dressing room...I said, "You're being awfully sweet Mr. Orton."  He looked at me with a smirk on his lips and said, "Anything for you Ms. Callaway."

Randy walked through the door with me and Paul jumped up and said, "Are you alright Lena?"  I said, "No...It's broken."  Paul said, "How long?"  I said, "Mike said 3 to 4 weeks at least."  Paul said, "What happened...You didn't seem like yourself when you left here after Mark had talked to you."  I said, "I really don't wanna talk about that asshole right now...I just wanna go back to the hotel and take a warm bath...and hopefully get my toe to stop throbbing."

Randy said, "Paul can you take her for a minute...I need to use the rest room and grab our bags."  Paul came up and said "C'mon over here and be with the man of the group baby."  I poked around on his chest and said, "Hm!  All man baby."  Randy went into the rest room laughing at our antics.

Stephanie walked into the dressing room and said, "What are you two up too now?"  I said, "Paul and I got hitched into wrestling wedded bliss...and he's about to carry my over the square circle thresh hold."  Stephanie busted out laughing with Paul, David and Nina...and Paul nearly dropped me...He said, "Another comment like that and you could wind up on your ass."  I said, "Why is it my ass gets more threats then the rest of me does?"

David came over and took me from Paul as Paul fell back onto the couch with Stephanie laughing their asses off like a couple of hyenas.  I said, "What is this pass the Women's Champion...So this is how you boys induct someone into Evolution...Does that mean you had to haul David's big ass around like this for a few hours too?  I never got the damn memo...And me with no camera.  Those could have been fabulous black mail pictures."

Randy emerged from the bathroom with our bags and said, "Do not give that woman a camera...she's already got enough black mail on me...why torture the rest of Evolution?"  I smirked and said, "Because it's fun."

Randy took me from David and Paul said, "After you take a warm bath, pack your toe in ice; it will keep the swelling down in the morning."  I leaned over and kissed his cheek and said, "Thanks."  Randy carried me out to his SUV rental with Nina and David...