Russian Blue
Author's notes: OMG!!! New chapter n' stuff. Just when you thought this fic was winding down, I come up with some sort of thingie to keep it going, even if it is for a little while longer (I needs your brains to feed - not true, I eat dog biscuits!! ^.^) Anyway, enough of the loony-woony part of me, o' thought, you haven't seen loony until you read a piece me and Alex did a while back, when we were writing a Sailor Moon fanfic. I think I shall put that little conversation on the ending notes. HIYAAA!!!
Disclaimer: Fake! Belongs to Sanami Matoh and her people. The song this time is called "With my Eyes Closed" by Gloria Trevi
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SilentDiary: Hey
Cookiemomma: Hey, you fag! How are you?
SilentDiary: Doing good. Did you get the letter I send you last week?
Cookiemomma: Sure did. I was so happy to receive it I even read it in the bathroom to read it in it's full extent.
SilentDiary: Too much Info
Cookiemomma: So glad for chatrooms. Remember when we used to think this could only happen in those cheesy sci-fi movies we used to watch?
SilentDiary: Yeah. Like that time we watched Arachnofobia and you couldn't sleep because the spiders kept looking at you?
Cookiemomma: I thought I told you I would have to kill your family if you ever brought that up...
SilentDiary: I already did, just to spite you... :6
Cookiemomma: God! I miss the good old days! But we still have time to make NEW good old days! Hey! I'm coming to New York in a couple of weeks!!
SilentDiary: Cool! You could stay with us! I'm sure Ryo won't mind!
Cookiemomma: Soooo? How is the nice little Ryo? Because you talk wonders about him over the letter, yet I still fail to see any pictures.
SilentDiary: I could send you one, wanna see it?
Cookiemomma: Sure!
SilentDiary: Ok. I'm sending... now!
Cookiemomma: Downloading! Oooh! Get this: remember that guy, Pietro?
SilentDiary: The one who used to hang waaay too much in the cafeteria?
Cookiemomma: That one! So I stumble upon him the other day. GET THIS! He's married, has three kids, ALL of them don't even look like him OR his wife... and then, just yesterday, I enter the Starbucks here and who do I find but miss Pietro's wife, lip-locking someone who was not the husband!
SilentDiary: You didn't call Pietro, right?
Cookiemomma: It's my dutie as a male! Luckily I knew the number because he works at a delivery office that works for my law firm now. So I call, he comes in and... well, let's just say I had to defend him in the murder trial...
SilentDiary: You _are_ Satan's Spawn! @.@
Cookiemomma: I know, I try. Done! Ok, let's see... OMG! You're SO skinny!
SilentDiary: That was taken a few days ago. The girl in the corner is Carol, she's a real sweetheart.
Cookiemomma: Don't tell me your Ryo is the black blond!
SilentDiary: Micka!
Cookiemomma: Is it?!
SilentDiary: No. He's Bikky, Ryo's adoptive son. Ryo is the chesnut blond who's holding me.
Cookiemomma: Hottie!!! Man, Gaiev, you sure know how to pick 'em! He's definatelly a keeper...
SilentDiary: He sure is.
Cookiemomma: Is he big?
SilentDiary: #.#
Cookiemomma: Com'on! Is he?? He's small, right?!
SilentDiary: Noooo... He's not small but not too big... (OMG I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you!) #.#
Cookiemomma: Aaaaaand???
SilentDiary: And WHAT?
Cookiemomma: How well does out not too big guy perform, hum ;)
SilentDiary: MICKA!!!
Cookiemomma: Com'on! Spill the dirty lil' details!!! I want to know! Trust me, if I embarrass you now, wait 'till I'm there.
SilentDiary: I know you! Even if I spill, you're still going to embarrass me!
Cookiemomma: Please? With puppy eyes!?
SilentDiary: ... if you must know... he's excelent
Cookiemomma: Like... Alexei excelent or, "I-was-so-drunk-last-night-yet-I- had-the-greatest-sexual-experience-with-a-complete-stranger" excelent?
SilentDiary: More like... "Not-even-extasy-could-top-this-one" excellent...
Cookiemomma: Oh My!
SilentDiary: Dazt ragh! He is mah man!
Cookiemomma: Um-hum, you go girl!
SilentDiary: He's just... so wonderful! He's hot, he's sexy, he's great in bed, he's an excellent cook, he's - he's great!
Cookiemomma: BUT?
SilentDiary: But what? There's not BUT...
Cookiemomma: Oh, com'on Gaiev! You're not talking to someone you just met, you're talking with the guy who completely covered for you when you and Alexei decided to take that weekend in London, even though you where still a minor and had to purchase that fake ID to get out of the country! I KNOW you - I know you BETTER than you know YOURSELF, now - SPILL!
SilentDiary: There's nothing going on, you're just paranoid...
Cookiemomma: Paranoid, hum?
SilentDiary: Yes, paranoid. You've always been.
Cookiemomma: Do you love him?
SilentDiary: Yes, I do.
Cookiemomma: Does he love you?
SilentDiary: Yeah!
Cookiemomma: Then why do I get the feeling there's a "BUT" in this conversation, even if it IS on-line?
SilentDiary: I could never trick you, could I?
Cookiemomma: Not since I taught you how to pick a lock to get out of your play-pen...
SilentDiary: A while back I heard Ryo talking to a friend, Dana...
Cookiemomma: Is Dana the drag-name of a mutual friend of yours?
SilentDiary: No, she's actually a girl and she works for the F.B.I.
Cookiemomma: Ok. Continue.
SilentDiary: I felt a little bad. I've been working in a bookstore around here, very little yet cool underground bookstore, you know, like the ones we used to go to?
Cookiemomma: Oh yeah! Where that big-assed girl used to work at? Man! She had a big crush on you!
SilentDiary: And coming from the size of her ass, it WAS huge... Anyway, I've been working there, and a few days ago I felt a little bad, had a cold. So I ask Dorotea if I could go home early.
Cookiemomma: W/s Dorotea?
SilentDiary: Boss.
Cookiemomma: Oh!
SilentDiary: So I come home early, right? I knew Ryo would be there because it wasn't time for him to go to work yet, so I figure we could have a little bit of time, maybe get pampered for a while or something. They where talking in the bedroom, and from inside the bedroom is very hard to hear the door, so they didn't notice when I came in.
Cookiemomma: So you spied on them? Gaiev, you devil! ;9
SilentDiary: If you're gonna make jokes I might as well not tell you anything else! :6
Cookiemomma: Sorry! Continue. I'll be as quiet as a married woman's lover.
SilentDiary: D. was there and she and Ryo where talking about... well... me...
Cookiemomma: Did you hear what they where saying?
SilentDiary: Some of it. But just as I was going to run to the kitchen and pretend I didn't, they came out. I had to pretend I just came in. Dana left and Ryo stayed to take care of me! He's such a sweetheart! ^.^
Cookiemomma: /:( What did they say?
SilentDiary: Something about Ryo being worried that I might fall again, stuff like that...
Cookiemomma: Gaiev...
SilentDiary: It's hard, ok?! I'm trying to forget what I heard! It was hard to hear it and it's hard to fezz' up!
Cookiemomma: Fezz up...
SilentDiary: He was wondering what I thought about when we - you know...
Cookiemomma: When you bake cake?
SilentDiary: Yeah, when we bake cake.
Cookiemomma: So, let me get this straight: he's wondering if you're thinking about someone else while you two are being right down nasty... and I'm guessing that he's wondering this because of your impecable record, right?
SilentDiary: No! No, it's not that... it's just that... I understand, I really do. I understand how he feels...
Cookiemomma: What if things where the other way around?
SilentDiary: What do you mean?
Cookiemomma: I mean, what if the one who had it bad was him instead of you? What would of happen then? Would you doubt his word if he told you he loved you, even though he has a sex list as long as your arms?
SilentDiary: Com'on man! I'm serious here!
Cookiemomma: So am I. Answer me.
SilentDiary: Of course not! I wouldn't doubt him because I love him and I'm sure he loves me too!
Cookiemomma: So? How come he can't do the same with you? It seems to me that he doesn't trust you, man. And if your word isn't enough, then Gaiev, don't you think that something's not right here?
SilentDiary: ...
Cookiemomma: Gaiev?
SilentDiary: He LOVES me, Micka. I doubt you know the true meaning of the word.
Cookiemomma: I'm going to let that slide by because I know deep down inside you know I'm right
SilentDiary: You're not!
Cookiemomma: You're just blind. But it's okay. I'm still your friend, and I want you to be happy, so I'll let you be as blind as you want if that's what makes you happy. Meanwhile, I'll be visiting you, I've already told you.
SilentDiary: I'll talk to Ryo today and ask him if you can stay.
Cookiemomma: Don't bother. I'll stay in a hotel - I don't want to interrupt the two love-birds while they're trying to fix their marriage.
SilentDiary: There is nothing to be fix!
Cookiemomma: Really?
SilentDiary: ...
Cookiemomma: I know, I hate me too...
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Notes (Nothing to do with this FAKE fanfic, just a little something to amuse you all)
IMPORTANT NOTE FROM RAINY
Ok. I apologize in advance for the contents of this story. No! No hentai or anything like that! It's just that maybe some people might find it offensive because of the cussing or of the situations portrayed here. Again, I am very very sorry if you are offended by this...
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A little note from the insane authors that have taken over: (In other words, us)
Hello! New attitude (Cat-itude, FELICIA, [Known by her friends as Ofelia... or at least she says that's her REAL name...she's wanted by the feds, so...wait... OH MY GOD!!! THE COMPUTER IS TAPPED!!!!!!!), new people working on these stories... Man! I feel like a woman! (pa-para-para- parpa!..oh, sorry, got Shania on the brain, and that is SHA-NI-A, ANGIE!!!!!)
(By this time, the writers are experiencing a heavy lack of sleep... We don't know what the heck we're writting, we just know it's funny as hell...)
Enjoy our insanity!
Love, hugs, kisses and big ass keys...and glaives... and other senshi stuff... (where they're from? places undisclosed! I mean, where does Moon keep her attack thingies? [Angie shouts: "How DOES she do it?!!", while Ofelia shouts: "Too much info! TOO MUCH, I tell you!! TOO MUCH!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!]
Signed The ones who are gonna get killed for this one (Io [you know who WE are] & Rainy [I know where YOU live])
(And Pluto says: "Do we care?". "No" says Danka, "but we're still getting paid for this one, right??")
Ok... now, on with the story...FINALLY!!!
Please help us by e-mailing your comments... or flames... or nude pics (if you are male... and cute, we don't want to see ugly naked guys, we see that on COPS every night...) or money...or whatever!!! (Checks, money orders, credit cards, puppies, cats, whatever you can fit in a mailbox is fine by us!!... ah... No, Oberon, we cannot have dead bodies...or skulls... or other parts of the male body shipped and delivered right to your door...)
OBERON: What?! Aw, man!!! No fair!! I'll have to cancel the party!!!
DANKA: Party, what party?!
OBERON: Never mind...
DANKA: We could still get drunk, have sex...
OBERON: will there be stippers?
DANKA: Sure! Male strippers, female strippers, guys that look like girls... anything you want, sugah!!!
TRITON: I'm SOOO there!!!!
DANKA & OBERON: TRITON???!!!
TRITON: ....oops..... [don't move... maybe they won't see me... it ain't working...]... Gosh! I got to stop thinking out loud!!!
OBERON: [looking at Danka] Really, she should. You can't imagine the things she thinks sometimes...can we say S&M?
To stop the insanity, please call 1-800-YOUWISHYOUWEREUS Don't delay! Call now and make your voice heard! PLEASE!!! WE NEED THE ASYLUM NOW!!!! FEED & SAVE THE LOONY!!!... But do not Feed the wild animals... oh! wait a minute...WE ARE THE WILD ANIMALS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Sorry about all the cussing :9 I'll try to keep it down (o'do this might take away half of Oberon's personality)
DanielBlair_5@hotmail.com
Author's notes: OMG!!! New chapter n' stuff. Just when you thought this fic was winding down, I come up with some sort of thingie to keep it going, even if it is for a little while longer (I needs your brains to feed - not true, I eat dog biscuits!! ^.^) Anyway, enough of the loony-woony part of me, o' thought, you haven't seen loony until you read a piece me and Alex did a while back, when we were writing a Sailor Moon fanfic. I think I shall put that little conversation on the ending notes. HIYAAA!!!
Disclaimer: Fake! Belongs to Sanami Matoh and her people. The song this time is called "With my Eyes Closed" by Gloria Trevi
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SilentDiary: Hey
Cookiemomma: Hey, you fag! How are you?
SilentDiary: Doing good. Did you get the letter I send you last week?
Cookiemomma: Sure did. I was so happy to receive it I even read it in the bathroom to read it in it's full extent.
SilentDiary: Too much Info
Cookiemomma: So glad for chatrooms. Remember when we used to think this could only happen in those cheesy sci-fi movies we used to watch?
SilentDiary: Yeah. Like that time we watched Arachnofobia and you couldn't sleep because the spiders kept looking at you?
Cookiemomma: I thought I told you I would have to kill your family if you ever brought that up...
SilentDiary: I already did, just to spite you... :6
Cookiemomma: God! I miss the good old days! But we still have time to make NEW good old days! Hey! I'm coming to New York in a couple of weeks!!
SilentDiary: Cool! You could stay with us! I'm sure Ryo won't mind!
Cookiemomma: Soooo? How is the nice little Ryo? Because you talk wonders about him over the letter, yet I still fail to see any pictures.
SilentDiary: I could send you one, wanna see it?
Cookiemomma: Sure!
SilentDiary: Ok. I'm sending... now!
Cookiemomma: Downloading! Oooh! Get this: remember that guy, Pietro?
SilentDiary: The one who used to hang waaay too much in the cafeteria?
Cookiemomma: That one! So I stumble upon him the other day. GET THIS! He's married, has three kids, ALL of them don't even look like him OR his wife... and then, just yesterday, I enter the Starbucks here and who do I find but miss Pietro's wife, lip-locking someone who was not the husband!
SilentDiary: You didn't call Pietro, right?
Cookiemomma: It's my dutie as a male! Luckily I knew the number because he works at a delivery office that works for my law firm now. So I call, he comes in and... well, let's just say I had to defend him in the murder trial...
SilentDiary: You _are_ Satan's Spawn! @.@
Cookiemomma: I know, I try. Done! Ok, let's see... OMG! You're SO skinny!
SilentDiary: That was taken a few days ago. The girl in the corner is Carol, she's a real sweetheart.
Cookiemomma: Don't tell me your Ryo is the black blond!
SilentDiary: Micka!
Cookiemomma: Is it?!
SilentDiary: No. He's Bikky, Ryo's adoptive son. Ryo is the chesnut blond who's holding me.
Cookiemomma: Hottie!!! Man, Gaiev, you sure know how to pick 'em! He's definatelly a keeper...
SilentDiary: He sure is.
Cookiemomma: Is he big?
SilentDiary: #.#
Cookiemomma: Com'on! Is he?? He's small, right?!
SilentDiary: Noooo... He's not small but not too big... (OMG I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you!) #.#
Cookiemomma: Aaaaaand???
SilentDiary: And WHAT?
Cookiemomma: How well does out not too big guy perform, hum ;)
SilentDiary: MICKA!!!
Cookiemomma: Com'on! Spill the dirty lil' details!!! I want to know! Trust me, if I embarrass you now, wait 'till I'm there.
SilentDiary: I know you! Even if I spill, you're still going to embarrass me!
Cookiemomma: Please? With puppy eyes!?
SilentDiary: ... if you must know... he's excelent
Cookiemomma: Like... Alexei excelent or, "I-was-so-drunk-last-night-yet-I- had-the-greatest-sexual-experience-with-a-complete-stranger" excelent?
SilentDiary: More like... "Not-even-extasy-could-top-this-one" excellent...
Cookiemomma: Oh My!
SilentDiary: Dazt ragh! He is mah man!
Cookiemomma: Um-hum, you go girl!
SilentDiary: He's just... so wonderful! He's hot, he's sexy, he's great in bed, he's an excellent cook, he's - he's great!
Cookiemomma: BUT?
SilentDiary: But what? There's not BUT...
Cookiemomma: Oh, com'on Gaiev! You're not talking to someone you just met, you're talking with the guy who completely covered for you when you and Alexei decided to take that weekend in London, even though you where still a minor and had to purchase that fake ID to get out of the country! I KNOW you - I know you BETTER than you know YOURSELF, now - SPILL!
SilentDiary: There's nothing going on, you're just paranoid...
Cookiemomma: Paranoid, hum?
SilentDiary: Yes, paranoid. You've always been.
Cookiemomma: Do you love him?
SilentDiary: Yes, I do.
Cookiemomma: Does he love you?
SilentDiary: Yeah!
Cookiemomma: Then why do I get the feeling there's a "BUT" in this conversation, even if it IS on-line?
SilentDiary: I could never trick you, could I?
Cookiemomma: Not since I taught you how to pick a lock to get out of your play-pen...
SilentDiary: A while back I heard Ryo talking to a friend, Dana...
Cookiemomma: Is Dana the drag-name of a mutual friend of yours?
SilentDiary: No, she's actually a girl and she works for the F.B.I.
Cookiemomma: Ok. Continue.
SilentDiary: I felt a little bad. I've been working in a bookstore around here, very little yet cool underground bookstore, you know, like the ones we used to go to?
Cookiemomma: Oh yeah! Where that big-assed girl used to work at? Man! She had a big crush on you!
SilentDiary: And coming from the size of her ass, it WAS huge... Anyway, I've been working there, and a few days ago I felt a little bad, had a cold. So I ask Dorotea if I could go home early.
Cookiemomma: W/s Dorotea?
SilentDiary: Boss.
Cookiemomma: Oh!
SilentDiary: So I come home early, right? I knew Ryo would be there because it wasn't time for him to go to work yet, so I figure we could have a little bit of time, maybe get pampered for a while or something. They where talking in the bedroom, and from inside the bedroom is very hard to hear the door, so they didn't notice when I came in.
Cookiemomma: So you spied on them? Gaiev, you devil! ;9
SilentDiary: If you're gonna make jokes I might as well not tell you anything else! :6
Cookiemomma: Sorry! Continue. I'll be as quiet as a married woman's lover.
SilentDiary: D. was there and she and Ryo where talking about... well... me...
Cookiemomma: Did you hear what they where saying?
SilentDiary: Some of it. But just as I was going to run to the kitchen and pretend I didn't, they came out. I had to pretend I just came in. Dana left and Ryo stayed to take care of me! He's such a sweetheart! ^.^
Cookiemomma: /:( What did they say?
SilentDiary: Something about Ryo being worried that I might fall again, stuff like that...
Cookiemomma: Gaiev...
SilentDiary: It's hard, ok?! I'm trying to forget what I heard! It was hard to hear it and it's hard to fezz' up!
Cookiemomma: Fezz up...
SilentDiary: He was wondering what I thought about when we - you know...
Cookiemomma: When you bake cake?
SilentDiary: Yeah, when we bake cake.
Cookiemomma: So, let me get this straight: he's wondering if you're thinking about someone else while you two are being right down nasty... and I'm guessing that he's wondering this because of your impecable record, right?
SilentDiary: No! No, it's not that... it's just that... I understand, I really do. I understand how he feels...
Cookiemomma: What if things where the other way around?
SilentDiary: What do you mean?
Cookiemomma: I mean, what if the one who had it bad was him instead of you? What would of happen then? Would you doubt his word if he told you he loved you, even though he has a sex list as long as your arms?
SilentDiary: Com'on man! I'm serious here!
Cookiemomma: So am I. Answer me.
SilentDiary: Of course not! I wouldn't doubt him because I love him and I'm sure he loves me too!
Cookiemomma: So? How come he can't do the same with you? It seems to me that he doesn't trust you, man. And if your word isn't enough, then Gaiev, don't you think that something's not right here?
SilentDiary: ...
Cookiemomma: Gaiev?
SilentDiary: He LOVES me, Micka. I doubt you know the true meaning of the word.
Cookiemomma: I'm going to let that slide by because I know deep down inside you know I'm right
SilentDiary: You're not!
Cookiemomma: You're just blind. But it's okay. I'm still your friend, and I want you to be happy, so I'll let you be as blind as you want if that's what makes you happy. Meanwhile, I'll be visiting you, I've already told you.
SilentDiary: I'll talk to Ryo today and ask him if you can stay.
Cookiemomma: Don't bother. I'll stay in a hotel - I don't want to interrupt the two love-birds while they're trying to fix their marriage.
SilentDiary: There is nothing to be fix!
Cookiemomma: Really?
SilentDiary: ...
Cookiemomma: I know, I hate me too...
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Notes (Nothing to do with this FAKE fanfic, just a little something to amuse you all)
IMPORTANT NOTE FROM RAINY
Ok. I apologize in advance for the contents of this story. No! No hentai or anything like that! It's just that maybe some people might find it offensive because of the cussing or of the situations portrayed here. Again, I am very very sorry if you are offended by this...
************************************************************
A little note from the insane authors that have taken over: (In other words, us)
Hello! New attitude (Cat-itude, FELICIA, [Known by her friends as Ofelia... or at least she says that's her REAL name...she's wanted by the feds, so...wait... OH MY GOD!!! THE COMPUTER IS TAPPED!!!!!!!), new people working on these stories... Man! I feel like a woman! (pa-para-para- parpa!..oh, sorry, got Shania on the brain, and that is SHA-NI-A, ANGIE!!!!!)
(By this time, the writers are experiencing a heavy lack of sleep... We don't know what the heck we're writting, we just know it's funny as hell...)
Enjoy our insanity!
Love, hugs, kisses and big ass keys...and glaives... and other senshi stuff... (where they're from? places undisclosed! I mean, where does Moon keep her attack thingies? [Angie shouts: "How DOES she do it?!!", while Ofelia shouts: "Too much info! TOO MUCH, I tell you!! TOO MUCH!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!]
Signed The ones who are gonna get killed for this one (Io [you know who WE are] & Rainy [I know where YOU live])
(And Pluto says: "Do we care?". "No" says Danka, "but we're still getting paid for this one, right??")
Ok... now, on with the story...FINALLY!!!
Please help us by e-mailing your comments... or flames... or nude pics (if you are male... and cute, we don't want to see ugly naked guys, we see that on COPS every night...) or money...or whatever!!! (Checks, money orders, credit cards, puppies, cats, whatever you can fit in a mailbox is fine by us!!... ah... No, Oberon, we cannot have dead bodies...or skulls... or other parts of the male body shipped and delivered right to your door...)
OBERON: What?! Aw, man!!! No fair!! I'll have to cancel the party!!!
DANKA: Party, what party?!
OBERON: Never mind...
DANKA: We could still get drunk, have sex...
OBERON: will there be stippers?
DANKA: Sure! Male strippers, female strippers, guys that look like girls... anything you want, sugah!!!
TRITON: I'm SOOO there!!!!
DANKA & OBERON: TRITON???!!!
TRITON: ....oops..... [don't move... maybe they won't see me... it ain't working...]... Gosh! I got to stop thinking out loud!!!
OBERON: [looking at Danka] Really, she should. You can't imagine the things she thinks sometimes...can we say S&M?
To stop the insanity, please call 1-800-YOUWISHYOUWEREUS Don't delay! Call now and make your voice heard! PLEASE!!! WE NEED THE ASYLUM NOW!!!! FEED & SAVE THE LOONY!!!... But do not Feed the wild animals... oh! wait a minute...WE ARE THE WILD ANIMALS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Sorry about all the cussing :9 I'll try to keep it down (o'do this might take away half of Oberon's personality)
DanielBlair_5@hotmail.com