Rookie: Woho lets go rob someone!
Hiei: Hn, sure
Kurama: Why are we robbing someone?
Rookie: Because I feel like it
Karasu: Ill help
Kurama: o.o
Karasu: Hello my pretty
Kurama: ::backs away::
Hiei: Baka
Rookie: Lets go!
And so the four set out and ended up jacking a hot air balloon and went to washing D.C to rob the president
Rookie: Alright, we need to get over this wall
Karasu: I can blow it up
All but Karasu: NO!
Rookie: We have to scale the wall! ::Gets out a rope and ties a lizard to it and throws it over::
Lizard: O.O EEP ::head gets stuck in a hole::
Rookie: Lets climb over it! ::scales the wall::
Karasu: ::follows her:: Why couldn't you be wearing a skirt?
Rookie: O.O ::Slaps him:: you like kurama!
Karasu: o.o…yes, but you could just be a toy…
Rookie: O.O…..ew..
Kurama: ::goes up after karasu::
All: ::jump off the wall onto the other side::
Kurama: Where's Hiei?
Hiei: ::walks through the front gate::
Kurama/Karasu: ::glare at Rookie::
Rookie: Ehehe ::sweatdrop::
Hiei: Bakas
Then about abajillion guard dogs come and attack them
Karasu: Can I blow them up now?
All: NO!
Karasu: ::Twitches:: Okay
Hiei: ::Takes out his sword::
Kurama: ::pulls out his rose whip:: Theres to many!
Karasu: May I see your "other" rose whip ::smirks::
Kurama: O.O
Hiei: ::Facefaults::
Rookie: O.o..ew…::whistles::
Kurama: You cant whistle
Rookie: Oh yeah…
Dogs: ::Get closer::
Rookie: Well we're screwed
Karasu: Not really ::pulls out a gun::
Kurama: O.o
Karasu: ::Fires::
Gun: ::shoots bubbles::
Dogs: RETREAT! ::run away, then fall into a large portal with justin timberlake::
Hiei: you have an obsession with random holes appearing don't you?
Rookie:
So they snuck up to the front door and decided to go through the window
Kurama: Are you sure there isnt a gate we can just walk into?
Rookie: I don't think so, hey Karasu, go walk through that wall over there
Karasu: Okay ::walks into wall about 3 times:: I don't think that the queen is very happy with the eggplants ::Falls over::
All: ::sweatdrop::
Rookie: ::goes over to Karasu and pulls out a plate of never ending spaghetti out of his pants::
Kurama/Hiei: O.O
Rookie: ::ties spaghetti noodles to Kurama and Hiei's waste:: Alright lets go! ::walks through the door::
Hiei: What the hell is the spaghetti for?
Rookie: I don't know
Hiei/Kurama: ::anime fall::
And so they walk through the halls going from room to room
Kurama: ::opens random door::
Alladin: Now lets see whats behind door number one!
All: O.o..
Alladin: ::looks through the door:: Well its seems you've won a life time supply of diapers, for when you have children ma'am!
Kurama: O.o..excuse me?!
Hiei/Rookie: ::Fall over laughing::
Alladin: o.o..uh anywho lets see whats behind door number 2 ::opens the door, shuts it quickly::
Rookie: Whats behind the door?
Alladin: Nothing, nothing at all ::shifty eyes::
Rookie: Let me see!
Alladin: Never!
Rookie: ::pulls out a croquet mallet and whacks alladin in the head with it:: Muahahaahaha!
Alladin: ::falls over::
Outside
Karasu: ::wakes up:: ow my head, he where'd did my sugar pie go?
Telemarketer: Hello sir, would you like your roof painted?
Karasu: Um..no?
Telemarketer: Now I can never pay for mothers operation! ::dies::
Karasu: O.o
Penguin: May I personalize your weather?
Karasu:..Nani?!
Penguin: Fine I see how it is, its because Im black isnt it!
Karasu: O.o ::runs into the house::
Inside the round office place thing
Rookie: ::playing golf on the desk:: SIX! ::whacks ball::
Ball: ::hits Hiei in the eye::
Hiei: X.O ONNA!
Rookie: O.O EEP ::runs from Hiei::
Kurama: SHINEY! ::goes youko:: O.o ::is amazed at the shiney pen::
Rookie: ::runs into Kurama::
Hiei: ::Trips over rookie and runs smack into a file cabinet:: I CUT DOWN THE CHERRY TREE! ::Falls over::
Rookie/Kurama: O.O
Rookie: Oops
Karasu: ::comes running into the office:: THE SWEEDISH ARE COMING THE SWEEDISH ARE COMING! ::trips over Hiei and lands on the flagpole in the wrong way:: O.O…my grenades and bottle rocket ::Falls over twitching::
Kurama: Cause accidents much?
Rookie: um..no
President: ::walks in:: What in the four tornados of world war 7 is going on here?
Rookie: Um…nothing?
President: Okay ::walks out::
All: ::Sweatdrop::
Then a heard of rabid sponges attack covering everything in water
Kurama: ::grabs Hiei and starts surfing on a table cloth:: WOHO!
Rookie: ::surfing on Karasu:: YEAH!
Then they surfed out of the white house, and soon the president came out and wanted them arrested
Karasu: Can I blow it up now?
All: YES!
Karasu: YAY! ::blows up the white house::
Rookie: Hey you know what I noticed…
Kurama: What?
Rookie: We didn't get anything
All: ::anime fall::
Hiei: ::waking up:: alright, who slammed me into the damn file holder thing::
All: Uh..that guy ::points to a coca-cola truck::
Hiei: DIE! ::chases after the truck::
All: ::sweatdrop::
END!
Kurama: ::playing with shiney pen he stole:: Shiney!!