I wrote this awhile ago when I was a bit..buzzed . I changed my name to Nocturnal in this fic, people are thinking rookie is a different person, buts its me, FWAHAHHA

Minna: 0o
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Nocturnal: NYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All: O.o

Kuwabara: O…kay ::backs away slowly::

Nocturnal: YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! ::locks him in a fish tank full of salad bowls::

All: o.o

Nocturnal: Yay this shall be random like the apple in my pie

Karasu: PIE!

Nocturnal: NEVER! ::throws an egg at him::

Karasu: ::is hit in the eye:: X.o I feel the burn!

All: O.o

Nocturnal: Well slap my biscuit and fry me an onion ring!

Yusuke: ::slaps her ass::

Nocturnal: O.O ::hisses and claws him::

Yusuke: O.o gah! ::falls into randomly placed floating sushi bar and floats away::

Karasu:…You've lost it…

Kurama: Did she ever have it…

Karasu: Well..not with me

All: 00

Hiei: ::comes out in a space outfit:: Does this make me look fat?

Nocturnal: EVIL! ::pulls out a microwave:: FEAR IT! BREATH IT! BATHE IT!

Hiei: ::throws water on it::

Microwave: MY ARCH FOE! ::goes all electricuty::

Nocturnal: o.o OYSTERS! ::throws microwave at Kurama::

Kurama: o.o challupa! ::throws it at Karasu::

Karasu: Taco! ::throws it back to Nocturnal::

Nocturnal: o.o pot pie! ::throws it at Kurama::

Kurama: uh uh uh ::microwave explodes:: -- ::goes youko::

All: O.O

Hiei: ::jumps on the table and uses a brush for a microphone:: YOU AND ME BABY AINT NOTHING BUT MAMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL GETTING HO- ::is hit by a clan of migrating sea lions:: .

Karasu: FEAR MY POWER! ::throws bucket of water at Kurama::

Kurama: ::is hit:: . well that dun messed up mah hair ::falls over::

Nocturnal: ::jumps in a barbie jeep with a turtle:: WOHO ::drives around in circles::

Yusuke: ::comes back covered in butter:: -- damn ducks

Kuwabara: ::from fish tank:: what happened to you?

Yusuke: the ducks thought I was bread so they buttered me

Kuwabara: ::is hit with a spork:: .

Spork: NO TALKING UNTIL THE VILLAGE ELDER SKIPS TO HER LOU DOWN TO THE BRITISH TEA COMPANY TO TAKE OVER THE SALAD FORKS BEFORE THEY STEAL OUR POPCICLETTES!

All: O.o

Hiei: ::Gets up:: My head…what in the-::it hit by a barbie jeep::

Nocturnal: RUN AWAY JEEP!

Kurama: Im leaving now

Karasu: ::pounces on Kurama:: DON'T LEAVE ME I AM VENGANCE I AM THE NIGHT I AM…

Kurama:…

Karasu: PEPTOBISMOL! ::gets up on the table with tapshoes, a cane and a top hat:: Heart burn, indigestion, stomach ache, diarrhea, go peptobismol! ::starts tapdancing with an acorn::

Kurama: ::anime fall::

Hiei/Nocturnal: ::in the jeep:: IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD!

Yusuke:…Im scarred now ::hops onto a unicorn:: RIDE LIKE THE BULLSEYE WIND! ::gallops off into the telephone pole:: . ::falls over::

Shizuru: ::comes in::….what the hell are you doing!

All: uh…

Nocturnal: WEEEEEEEE ::runs into shizuru:: X.x

Shizuru: ::falls onto a plate of spaghetti:: x.x

Kayko: ::walks in:: what…..

Karasu: ::brakes table from tapdancing:: AHH IT'S A CONSPIRACY! ::jumps onto kayko::

Kayko: 00 uhh..

Botan: ::walks in and starts singing:: I wanna be your man!

Kayko: 00 ::hits everyone in the head with a lemon:: I KNOW YOU WANT ME LUCKY CHARMS, THEIR MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! ::runs away::

All: X.x

Shizuru: ::wakes up:: Oi, I need a cig ::walks out::

Kurama:….::grabs Nocturnal out of the jeep and puts her on the counter::

Nocturnal: May I take your order?

Kurama: I want a taco

Nocturnal: This is pizza hut you moron

Kurama: Whats a pizza? Speaking off…whats a taco

Nocturnal: T.T ::hands him a rabbit:: no refunds

Hiei: ::Attacks Kurama:: GET OFF!

Nocturnal: aw

Hiei: That's my bunny wabbit!

Nocturnal: T.T ::anime fall::

Kurama: ::whips him with his tail::

Hiei: ::sneezes:: DAMN YOU AND YOUR UNCLEAN BLOW UP DOLL!

Kurama: You found Gina?!?!

All: 00

Kurama:….ehehhe :::sweatdrop::

Yusuke: ::comes in swinging on a vine:: GEORGE OF THE BUGLE HORN!

Kurama: What a pretty flower ::picks flower off of Yusuke's vine and puts it in Nocturnals hair:: It makes you look taller

Nocturnal: 0o

Yusuke: ::Flies into the fridge:: .

Hiei: ::petting the bunny:: .

Bunny: ::Attacks Hiei::

Hiei: GAH FOODLE DOODLE WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!

Bunny: because you stole my apple sauce!

Hiei: I did not that was…uh…whats apple sauce?

Bunny: -- ::is hit with a tractor:: X.x

Hiei: Thanks bob the builder!

Bob: no problem! ::chugs away::

All: O.o

Karasu: Ive always wanted to be a pole dancer

All: O.o

Karasu: What?

All: ::back away::

Kurama: ::ties Nocturnal up and begins to decorate her with sporks and random objects::

Nocturnal: Untie me! ::mouth gets taped:: 00 mmmmmmmgmmm!

Kurama: Whats that? You want to have sex with Kuwabara?

Nocturnal: 00 ::shakes head violently::

Kurama: Oh… you want to become a dominatrix?

Hiei: HEY! That's my job!

Kurama: 00

Nocturnal: ::Drools at the thought::

Kurama: ::falls over and twitches::

Nocturnal: ::takes off tape and smacks him with a bowling ball::

Kurama: .

Hiei: ::steals jeep and piles everybody on and rides into the sunset:: Farewell cruel world! ::runs into randomly placed brick wall::

All: X.x
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